Sup peoples! How ya doin' today? Anyways, let me go on. Oh yeah, This actually was inspired by the nickname me and a friend gave Byakuya. His name is Meat. -.-; You don't even want to know why... Oh, yeah... Byakuya is acting OOC and other random stuff.
Disclamer: Do I look like I own Bleach? If I did... I would have a brigade of breakdancing Shinigami! . No seriously, If I did, the series won't ever be the same.
Byakuya Kuchiki's leg continued to shake quickly. Annoyed, the adjusted his other head over his gyrating one. He looked like a little child anxious to go to Chuck 'E Cheese or something. He frowned as he glanced at the food magazine on his desk. 'That looks good..' He thought, staring at the pork chop, drool almost escaping from his lips.
That's when his crimson-haired Fukutaichou walked in. He glanced at his Taichou's desk, seeing the magazine with the pork chop, he grinned. He still couldn't believe Rukia and Byakuya made this bet. Its apparent that his lover was losing.
Byakuya didn't bother to look up at Renji, it probably wasn't anything important. That's when Renji spoke up.
"Taichou… you know you can always go to the Living World to get some.. I know Rukia hasn't alerted the stores down there." He stated. Byakuya looked up slowly from the magazine, turning the page.
"Hm… That's ridiculous, why would I got all the way to the Living World for that?" He asked frowning. He wasn't desperate enough to do something like that.
"Well I just wanted to let you know, Taichou, just in case." He stated, grinning to himself internally, knowing that the Captain probably will go.
Sometime Later...
Byakuya walked inside of store, kind of jittery. He covered his nose as the foul smell of cold air and meat hit him. Other than that, everything was good and gravy to him. He was in the human world in a meat store. He was just glad Rukia didn't alert this one.
He walked along the freezer, glancing at the various cuts of meat. Pork chop, prime rib, neck bones, all of this made him drool, internally of course. It wouldn't look right if someone of his breed would exhibit such behavior in public.
Byakuya grabbed all he could hold in the basket. He strolled to the register. The man at the register glanced at Byakuya for a moment, deciding if he should crack on him or tell him that there is no anime convention in town. The man, instead shook his head slowly, scanning the items.
"Two thousand, seven hundred fifty dollars and fifteen cents." He stated. Byakuya grunted as hre felt his shihakusho for his wallet. He frowned as he padded himself one more time.
'Great…' He thought. 'I came all the way here for nothing…'
That's when he felt something in his pocket. He almost forgot he had those. The Kuchiki did something every, Un-Kuchiki like. Byakuya pulled out that Black Ski-Mask so quick it didn't even make sense. He placed it on his head with a not loaded faux pistol in his hand. He cocked it to the side, pointing it to the cashiers face.
The cashier gave him a worried look as he put his hands in front of him. "What do you want?" He asked.
"Put the damn meat in the bag!" Byakuya yelled, trying to imitate the same exact scene he saw in a movie, he and Renji saw once. The cashier hurriedly put the frozen meats in the bags as Byakuya tapped his foot impatiently.
"A-Anything else?"
Byakuya glanced around at the counter. There was nothing that he actually wanted, but the meat.
"No. I'm quite done actually. Good day, sir." Byakuya stated as he grabbed the bag. He walked out of the store, with his ski mask on, like nothing happened. He glanced around to see a car pull up. The window rolled down, with that ever familiar grin.
Byakuya ran to the other side of the car, opened up the door quickly as he can, then got it.
"GO! GO! GO!" Byakuya yelled as the cashier walked outside with a shotgun, ready to shot them. Renji pushed it to the limit, getting out of there as fast as he can, living a skid mark in the process. Renji laughed as they sped down the street, Byakuya just looked through the bags.
"We should have a cookout…"
Oh man. XD I hope ya liked it. I thought of Sanzo when Byakuya cocked the pistol to the side. Comment if ya want... Anyways, Part 2... The cookout.
