This is five one shots compiled together. I could probably make a small story out of this if that is what the readers want. This is rated M for a reason. It is explicit. You have been warned.

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For this story it is the new guild building. Laxus didn't get kicked out. And Gajeel has Panther Lily.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.

Telepathy speak will be in bold

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It was a normal day at Fairy Tail. Gray and Natsu were fighting. Erza was eating her strawberry cake. Laxus was sitting with the Thunder Legion. Lucy was talking with Levy. Gajeel was sitting at the bar eating iron. Wendy was sitting with Lucy and Levy, but she was talking to the Exceeds. Master Makarov was sitting on the bar drinking from a mug and watching his children enjoy such a peaceful day.

The peace was shattered by the guild door being kicked open, and five women stepping in. The first two are twins. One has pin straight black silk for hair that is pinned up in an intricate style. Her eyes are like ice as they scan the guild analyzing everything. Her eyeshadow is smoky making her eyes shine brighter. Her lips are painted a deep red her bottom lip slightly fuller than the top giving her a pouty look. Her shoulders are bare. Her pale skin shining in the light. She has on a red corset dress. Her breasts are close to bursting out of the top. Her right leg peaks out from the high slit in her dress giving a generous view of a smooth milky thigh. On her feet are black strap heels that wrap around her legs up to her knees. The woman beside her has the same features and dress, but different coloring. Her hair is a fire red and fluffy like a lion's mane as it drapes down her back. Her skin is a sun kissed tan. Her eyes are a sharp emerald and her lips are painted a bright red. Her dress is black and her heels red. The only difference in her outfit is the slit is on her left side showing a red garter around her upper thigh. Her lips are stretched in a wild smile showing slight fangs.

The next two women were completely different. The one behind the red head has silver hair pulled up in a ponytail with side swept bangs tucked behind her ear. Her eyes are a brighter green and larger than the red head's. Her skin is tan as well but her lips are a soft natural peach color. Her outfit was more like a belly dancer's than a wizard's. The fabric around her large breasts is a pastel blue the sleeves are see through. The baggy pants are the same color with a gold band around her waist and ankles. Adorning her feet are simple white sandals. The gold bracelets around her wrists jingle as she moves. The woman behind the black haired woman was the most covered up. Her golden hair has soft pink streaks running through it brushing just past her shoulders. Her eyes are as blue as a cloudless sky at noon. Her lips are full and a rosy pink. She has on a pristine white floor length jacket lined with gold fur. It hides her outfit and figure. Her skin is golden.

The last woman was the leader of the group. Her chocolate hair is wavy and tumbles down her back skimming the top of her ass. Her eyes are like harden sapphires and her lips are painted a dark pink that contrasts with her pale skin. A soft dusting of freckles over the bridge of her nose. A white cap sleeved blouse is coupled with a black bustier that accents her generous bust size. Black leather pants hug her bottom half like a second skin until they disappear into red knee high heeled boots. There is a katana strapped to her hip where one black gloved hand rests on the hilt. She walks to the front of the girls and continues towards the master at the bar the other women following behind her in a v-formation.

Master Makarov watches them through one partly opened eye over his beer mug. The leader speaks in a warm alto, "Are you Master Makarov?"

He sets down his drink and exhales. "Yes, I'm Makarov."

She tilts her head in a respected greeting, "I am Avial."

The golden goddess speaks up in a musical voice, "Greetings, my name is Leona."

The wild red head's voice is loud and crackling with energy, "Name's Kitsune."

Her twin speaks with a voice like water, "I'm Ivy."

The last one to speak is the silver haired woman, but what shocks the guild is the soft feminine voice that echoes in their minds, "I am Saph."

Avial takes the initiative and reveals their reason for disturbing the guild, "We came to join Fairy Tail."

Makarov looks them over, "What magic do each of you use?"

Avial once again takes the lead, "Each of us uses more than one type of magic. I, for example, use water and ice make magic." That catches the attention of a certain stripper and rain woman.

"I use fire and lightening and little bit of light magic since I'm a demon slayer." Kitsune's words shock the guild. The dragon slayers stare at her, the fire and lightening slayers with more interest.

Ivy scoffs, "I use reequip magic and poison magic, and I am also a demon slayer. I'm better than you though Kit." Said twin growls and glares at her poison sister.

Leona's voice drifts through the guild, "I use air and takeover magic, but I also have a lot of non-magic medical knowledge."

The same soft voice travels in the minds of the guild members from Saph, "As you can tell, I can use telepathy magic, but I also use plant and rune magic." This catches the interest of the green haired mage from the Thunder Legion.

Master Makarov nods and smiles brightly taking a huge swig of his drink, "Welcome to Fairy Tail!" The guild cheers and starts partying. The girls sweat drop at the excitability of the guild. Mirajane walks to them with the stamp in hand asking what they wanted. All of the girls have it placed over their hearts-Leona having to pull her jacket down just enough to be marked. Saph's is a forest green. Ivy's a poisonous purple. Kit fire red. Leo makes her's white. Avial does a light blue.

Natsu immediately tries to pick a fight with Kitsune. His fist raised and flaming. Kitsune smiles saucily, sauntering towards the taller male. Her voice takes on a husky edge making him gulp and eyes widen, "There's no point in us fighting when we can just eat each other's fire." To prove her point she slowly eats the fire around his fist. He's unable to remove his eyes from her mouth, a heated blush on his cheeks as she slowly licks his fingers clean of fire nipping the tip of each lightly. She giggles and walks away towards Lucy, Levy, Wendy, and the Exceeds. Sitting herself down, she strikes up a conversation with the shocked girls. Natsu and Laxus staring at her back. Natsu quickly goes to the bar for a drink.

Erza approaches Ivy who is relaxing at the bar a glass of rum in her hand already. "You reequip?" Erza inquires taking the strawberry cake offered to her by Mirajane.

Ivy chuckles, "I reequip weapons that enhance certain abilities of mine. I can't reequip armor like you can. I pair my weapons with my poison magic usually."

"Since you're a poison demon slayer, does that mean you eat poison?" Gajeel mutters through a mouthful of iron taking a seat on her other side facing away from the bar. Ivy spare him a glance before nodding, "I can drink or eat any poison and actually walk away stronger from it. It also means poison can't affect me, like alcohol poisoning. I can also create antidotes to any poison as long as I get a taste of it." Both wizards look impressed.

Cana already has a barrel in her hands and yells out a drinking challenge. Ivy watches as the sweet smile on Leona's face turns into a devious smirk as she walks over to the drinker accepting the challenge. "I'll accept that challenge, but I won't drink that watered down beer shit. If we are gonna drink, I getta pick the booze." Leo states and Cana agrees confidently.

Before Leo can order their first round, Ivy speaks up from her spot at the bar, "Hey, Mirajane, never give Leo rum without one of our permission first. 'Kay?" Leo shouts indignantly as Mirajane smiles and nods not asking any questions.

Leo sighs and orders whiskey for their contest. "Cana's going to beat your friend." Gray claims as he walks up Avial stripping his shirt in the process.

Avial just raises a delicate eyebrow and laughs, "She may drink a lot of beer, but no one can beat Leo when it comes to hard liquor." Avial feels a heated glare on the side of her face, so looks in the direction it comes from. She spots Juvia sitting at a table alone giving her a death glare. Avial dismisses Gray, who was stripping out of his pants trying to talk to her about her magic, and walks over to the lonely girl with a welcoming smile. "You're Juvia, right? From the Elemental Four of Phantom Lord?" The woman nods and tries to threaten Avial about Gray, but she is cut-off. "I've always wanted to meet you. You're an amazing water wizard. I even tried to make my body water like yours, but it didn't work."

"Yeah, we had to keep her in a pitcher for three hours, so we wouldn't lose her as she tried to change back!" Kit yells across the guild. The wizards laugh at the embarrassed woman her yells at the red head to be quiet.

Huffing Avial turns back to Juvia her face still warm, "So are you and Gray together? You'd make a cute couple." This causes the rain woman to blush and stutter, no longer seeing the other female wizard as a rival for her beloved. Gray sits at their table in nothing but his boxers, which a flustered Juvia points out. Gray dresses quickly before questioning Avial about her magic. "My ice-make is stationary, so I use my water magic for moving targets. I can also combine the two to make snow magic."

Saph sips from her glass enjoying the burning sensation of the alcohol sliding down her throat and settling in her stomach. She blinks and turns her attention to her new green haired companion. Freed sits beside her a light blush on is cheeks from her state of dress. Saph tilts her head in a questioning manner, waiting for him to speak. Freed clears his throat, "You use rune magic?"

Saph smiles at the question and nods. Her voice dances through his mind, "When you can't talk, telepathy and rune magic become your best friends."

His eyes widen and he looks at her in shock, "You can't speak?"

Saph smiles sadly touching the choker around her neck, "I had an abusive father, before Avial saved me, but it wasn't before he slashed my throat taking out my voice box."

"Why not use script magic? It seems easier, and it would make more sense." Freed inquires.

"You would think so, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. I prefer rune magic." She takes a sip of her drink. A loud crash stalls all conversations as the guild looks in shock at the passed out body at the bar.

"Cana lost!?" was the collective reaction except for the five new women who were smirking. There on the floor was an out cold Cana, and sitting triumphantly at the bar is a drunk Leo her cheeks flushed from the liquor. Leona laughs loudly and stumbles from her spot at the bar over to wear Kit was sitting.

She collapses onto the bench and blinks at the three cats on the table. The other occupants watch as she stares at them. Kit can barely hold in her laughter as she sees the gears turning in her friends head, knowing what was going to happen. "KAWA~AII!" Leona shouts grabbing the closest Exceed and crushing the poor cat into her bosom. The unlucky cat happened to Panther Lily, who couldn't be any redder. Kit falls over laughing and the other join in at the sight. After suffocating the poor animal for over a minute, Leo lets him breathe, but keeps him close to her chest in her drunken haze.

"So, Leona, you have takeover magic and are a doctor?" Levy inquires giggling as the sight of the tough Exceed trying to escape the hug of the drunken wizard.

Leona nods, "Yup, I know there is healing magic, but if we run out of magic energy, I can still heal people." Wendy lets out a relieved sigh, like a burden has been taken off her shoulders. She is no longer the only medic, so she can still help but she doesn't have to worry if she runs out of magic.

"What is your takeover?" Lucy asks leaning forward.

Leona releases Panther Lily, who is gasping for air and getting as far from her as the table will allow, and leans towards Lucy, "It's…a…se-cr-et." Lucy crosses her arms with a huff, making the others laugh.

Makarov watches from his place on the bar, as the new members intermingle with the old members as if they belonged. His heart swells at the scene, and he takes another drink.

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And that's how this story begins. I'm not going to match up any obvious pairs, like Kit and Natsu or Freed and Saph. The pairings are going to be a surprise. I hope you enjoyed the set up.