Disclamier: I don't own Sponge Bob, and I don't own Lance. Unfortunately I have Lance as a muse, so, yeah........
I posted this on my web site on the rants section. I thought it was pretty funny, so, I decided to post my insanity here. This is just pure muse turtore, I don't know how Lance puts up with me. *evil grin* Maybe I know why?! Ok, that was weird. Anywayz, ONWARD!!!!
Don't flame me, just laugh. For I am truely demented and completely insane!
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LETS SUMMON SPONGE BOB
Today, Lance and I are gonna do something we have only attempted once before!
Lance: No we're not!
Something so extreme, you won't belive what will be happening!
Lance: Gothic PLEASE don't! I'm still recovering from the first time!
That's right folks! We are going to summon the great Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Lance: Oh god help me!
So, in the words of the wonderful Adam Sandler, "Here we go!"
G-R: *clears throat and begins to sing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? *looks at Lance*
Lance: Na-uh! Don't even look at me, I ain't gonna do it!
G-R: C'mon Lance.
Lance: NO!
G-r: Oh Pietro!
Lance: ALRIGHT!
G-R: Good! *singing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
Lance: ................
G-R: *pokes Lance*
Lance: *munbles* Sponge Bob Square Pants.
*Sponge Bob appears out of nowhere and begins running around*
S-B: I'm ready! I'm ready!
G-R: *clapping hands* YAY SONGE BOB!
Lance: Dear lord save me from this open insanity! *turns around* Uh-oh! *runs away* I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
G-R/S-B: *chasing Lance around the site* I'M READY! I'M READY!
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Okay, let me explain sumthin very important right now. This came from a disscusion, (and my complete obssesion of Sponge Bob) that if you sang the Sponge Bob theme song really loud and annoying like, that he would appear. But, it really works! I'm seriouse! All you gotta do is practice at it. If you get good enough Sponge Bob will come out and chase the little blue and pink bunnies around! REALLY!
Lance: Okay people, it's Prozac time for Gothic. You go on back and stay safe, I'll take care of the mental patient. *sqeak* Don't worry about me.
G-R: But the pink bunnies they're everywhere! LOOK OVER THERE! WHOA MOMMA THAT'S A BIG ONE!
(I know by now ya'll are completely scared of me, but please review anywayz. *puppy dog eyes* P-L-E-A-S-E!!! :) hee-hee)
I posted this on my web site on the rants section. I thought it was pretty funny, so, I decided to post my insanity here. This is just pure muse turtore, I don't know how Lance puts up with me. *evil grin* Maybe I know why?! Ok, that was weird. Anywayz, ONWARD!!!!
Don't flame me, just laugh. For I am truely demented and completely insane!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LETS SUMMON SPONGE BOB
Today, Lance and I are gonna do something we have only attempted once before!
Lance: No we're not!
Something so extreme, you won't belive what will be happening!
Lance: Gothic PLEASE don't! I'm still recovering from the first time!
That's right folks! We are going to summon the great Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Lance: Oh god help me!
So, in the words of the wonderful Adam Sandler, "Here we go!"
G-R: *clears throat and begins to sing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? *looks at Lance*
Lance: Na-uh! Don't even look at me, I ain't gonna do it!
G-R: C'mon Lance.
Lance: NO!
G-r: Oh Pietro!
Lance: ALRIGHT!
G-R: Good! *singing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
Lance: ................
G-R: *pokes Lance*
Lance: *munbles* Sponge Bob Square Pants.
*Sponge Bob appears out of nowhere and begins running around*
S-B: I'm ready! I'm ready!
G-R: *clapping hands* YAY SONGE BOB!
Lance: Dear lord save me from this open insanity! *turns around* Uh-oh! *runs away* I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
G-R/S-B: *chasing Lance around the site* I'M READY! I'M READY!
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Okay, let me explain sumthin very important right now. This came from a disscusion, (and my complete obssesion of Sponge Bob) that if you sang the Sponge Bob theme song really loud and annoying like, that he would appear. But, it really works! I'm seriouse! All you gotta do is practice at it. If you get good enough Sponge Bob will come out and chase the little blue and pink bunnies around! REALLY!
Lance: Okay people, it's Prozac time for Gothic. You go on back and stay safe, I'll take care of the mental patient. *sqeak* Don't worry about me.
G-R: But the pink bunnies they're everywhere! LOOK OVER THERE! WHOA MOMMA THAT'S A BIG ONE!
(I know by now ya'll are completely scared of me, but please review anywayz. *puppy dog eyes* P-L-E-A-S-E!!! :) hee-hee)