I decided I've fallen in love with gender bender. Thus, the reason this fic is born. Thou should worry for weird update date since I have no idea when I will continue. Though I have up to a few chapters up and edited them already it should be out…soon enough.

And yeesh, this is quite old –there're so many old fics in my document so I just…- and it has Fem!Shinkai in an established relationship with Arakita~

So if that's not your cup of tea, then…uh…why are you still reading…?

Disclaimer: However obsessed I am, these characters are not mine. They are here to please me and maybe some of you readers out there –I hope it will.

1. Good Morning –The Morning Ritual-

"Ya-su-to-mo~"

There's that call in the first crack of dawn. Light slips sneakily between the gap of the curtains and he groans loudly for the unnecessary wake up call. He feels a firm hand stroking his cheeks and he swats them like he would to a fly before rolling to bury his face to his pillow. There's a sigh and then a huge, warm body is pressed on top of him along with his name being sung with a horrible falsetto voice.

"Hayato..." he mutters to his pillow menacingly. The redhead giggles cheerily, exclaiming, "Finally~" as she pecks his cheek, still draping herself over the raven. Arakita pushes her off his exhausted body, yelling that it's far too early for this antic. Ignoring his protest, she continues on, wrapping her arms around her grumpy Yasutomo's waist. The raven drags her anyway, walking toward the kitchen for their morning routine. Hayato releases him in the end, demanding a kiss in which he shoves a spare chocolate banana power bar between her lips.

"Ay hahvhent bhrush mhai theeth"

"Chew before you speak, you moron" he shoves her face gently, flicking the coffee machine on. The machine buzzes; processing the order it has been given. Hayato chews the rest of the power bar in her mouth and steals a kiss from the raven as he picks out a mug from the rack. Yasutomo complies for a while before he parted, hand covering her lips, "Morning breath," she pouts at his hand, "...brush your teeth, stupid"

With a finger gun and a wink, Hayato takes off to their bathroom. The raven sighs, scratching his messy hair before he picks up the glass jar filled with freshly brewed coffee. Caffeine; is only one of those items he needs to deal with Hayato's clingy ass in the morning. Aside from that there're the previous spare power bar he kept in the kitchen counter hidden from Hayato's eyes –she always has extra eyes for food- and if worse comes to worst, he has the ultimate weapon; which is his lips, but that's a last resort item –used only when Hayato is in her whiny state.

He takes one sip, deems the coffee to hot and leaves the mug to cool it for a bit. Not even for long, Hayato has scrambled in, stating happily that her mouth is clean and she's ready to continue their previous activity. Yasutomo scoffs, gently pushing her out of the way as he complains that her mouth is too minty now. Hayato whines, follows him right to the bathroom like a lost chick. She clings, wrapping her arms over Yasutomo's chest, her face buried at the crook of his neck.

As he brushes his teeth, the redhead has not even once releases her grasp, nuzzling his neck, whining about being deprived of Yasutomo's charge for today. After he rinses his mouth, he unlatches the tight grip and twists her until he could press a gentle kiss to her forehead. Hayato is stunned, hands slowly grapples for the spot he has kissed. He forces back his blush and childishly sticks out his tongue, "Whooops, I missed..."

There're three seconds of silence before Hayato tackles him to the floor, capturing his lips in an open mouthed kiss, nipping, her tongue continuously lapping for entry. He survives exactly five seconds before he surrenders, letting the girl invades the inside of his mouth. She tastes like mint –their toothpaste- and hints of sweets.

They kissed for how long, he couldn't tell for the pleasure hazed everything trivial such as time. But when they finally part, there's a thick string of saliva between them and Hayato's lips look ravishing; red and swollen and just...nice. He almost gives in to those pair of thick lips if not for the sudden assault from a brown fur ball launching itself to Hayato's back. "Usakicchi!" Hayato whimpered, scooping the ravaging bunny before she could nibble on anything else. It's admirable how hyperactive Usakicchi is considering her age.

There's a smooth 'shmoop' sound and his black cat slips between his legs, meowing for food. He swears, picking up Kuro by his nape before he maneuvers between the kitchen counters to pick the cat food in the upper cabinet. Hayato coos her beloved bunny, shoving lettuce at her nose. But of course not even Usakicchi could deter Hayato's next attack. After Usakicchi has been properly fed, she hops to Yasutomo's back, wrapping her legs around his waist. Kuro is released from the aftershock; he lands gracefully to the floor right beside his newly filled bowl.

With a snort, the feline ignores his master's issue and eats his fill.

With that, another morning passes by in Arakita's household~