Pink
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka have a disagreement over the color pink.
A/U: This is a mindless cute little dialog only fic. Yay for bunnies!
Rated for a suggestive line.
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"Pink is a masculine color."
"No, its not."
"Is so."
"Is not."
"In traditional Christian culture blue was the color the virgin Mary wore. Red and all stages there of, including pink were significant of Christ's blood and therefor sacrifice and masculinity."
"Kakashi, you do realize we're ninja, right? As in, ninja? As in, murder, pillage and steal for a living? And better yet, how the hell do you know that?"
"First; so? And second: I'm ANBU. We just have to know these things."
"Kakashi, being a ninja and ANBU on top of that goes against nearly all Christian teachings. And to top it, we're gay."
"Yes, yes we are."
"Therefor logically, pink can't be masculine because we have nothing to do with Christian culture. AND, in a culture a little closer to home- cherry blossoms are pink. They bloom for an extremely short amount of time. They're delicate. A delicate nature is accepted as feminine. Men are not delicate or feminine."
"But you're pink."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes you are. You're blushing."
"Are you trying to insinuate that I'm not man enough for you?!?"
"No, and I think you proved that last night."
"..."
"Dolphins are pink."
"No they're not."
"My dolphin is masculine, he's pink too."
"Kakashi, just shut up while you're ahead."
Fin