I know this has been done before for numerous characters in numerous fandoms, but I haven't seen one for Grover yet, so I made my own. Tell me if it's considered plagiarism and I will kindly delete it. I highly doubt it is however, due to the fact there are many of these stories with the exact same formant out there all written by different authors. Plus I came up with the words all by myself and as I said have never yet seen one for Grover. So I wrote one. Anyway, please enjoy. Flames and constructive criticism are both kindly accepted to make me a better writer through the experience. :D
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GROVER unit, part of our PERCY JACKSON line! This instruction manual will inform you on how to care for your GROVER unit.
Basic instructions:
Name: Grover
Age: 28 years in TLF (It is stated he is 28 but only looked slightly older than Percy due to the fact that satyrs age slowly), so 32 years in TLO
Place of Manufacture: Somewhere deep in satyr land
Height: He's a short little satyr
Weight: SKIN-Y-ASS
Your GROVER unit should come with the following accessories:
Camp half-blood T-shirt
Two pairs of jeans ~HUMAN ! DISGUISE
Additional T-shirt
Sneakers and Red High Top converse ( as seen in I think TLF) ~HUMAN ! DISGUISE
Floppy ass hat ~HUMAN ! DISGUISE~ (Your GROVER unity may use this item as well in horrid times of heat)
One genuine PAN ROX scarf
One Christmas scarf
One DRINKIN' COFEE logo T-shirt. (In addition to numerous other crazy logo T-shirts seen throughout the series)
ENCHILADAS!
His newest special addition reed pipes.
If none of these items are provided, sucks to be you.
WARNING: If you own any other units from our PERCY JACKSON line that are not part of the DEMIGOD/GOOD GUYS section, they may attempt to attack or outcast your GROVER unit.
Programming:
Your GROVER unit has a few skills that you may find useful!
Bodyguard: Who better to protect you than your own GROVER unit? Weak, slow, and rather stupid, he makes an excellent bodyguard! WARNING: GROVER unit might either a) Make you laugh to death b)Accidentally kill you with the badness of his reed pipe playing or c) Boss any of your other SATYR units around.
First Aid: Your GROVER unit is great at healing you up with his MaGiC reed pipes!
Warrior: Your GROVER unit will make an excellent warrior, seeing as he and other SATYR units have the awesome weapon of reed pipes by their side!
Strategist: Your GROVER unit will give you the best silly advice there is out there!
WARNING: It is advised that you do not allow your GROVER unit to do this too often, seeing as he is silly and wimpy.
Your GROVER unit has these moods available:
Friendly
Annoyed
Angry
Sad
Depressed
Excited
Thrilled
Insane Coffee guy
And
PuMpEd Up
WARNING: It is advised that you do not allow your GROVER unit to stay in the insane coffee guy mood for too long or he may do something irrational, kill someone, start hearing satyr god voices or commit suicide. May.
Other moods can be unlocked with different treatment of your GROVER unit, or are downloadable from our website!
Relations with other units:
The GROVER unit's mood may change depending on his company.
The ANNABETH CHASE unit will constantly be annoyed or feel bad for your GROVER unit.
The PERCY JACKSON unit will befriend and look to your GROVER unit for advice.
The CHIRON unit will be kind and sorry to your GROVER unit, as well as occasionally helpful.
This also includes your DIONYSUS unit.
The JUNIPER unit will date your GROVER unit and cry obsessively when away from him for long periods of time.
The COUNCIL OF 7 CLOVERS line (MIXED ! CHARACTERS) will become enemies with your GROVER unit and try to outcast him, as well as possibly secretly plot to kill him.
WARNING: Try to limit GROVER unit's interactions with units from the COUNCIL OF 7 CLOVERS line or KRONOS' PEEPS line. Too much interaction can lead to death.
Cleaning: He is a disgusting pig and refuses to clean himself, the animal. It is highly recommended for your GROVER unit's own good that you clean him twice a day. (He gets DIRTY and FAST!)
FAQ
Q: My GROVER unit is trying to kill me! Why?
A: Coffee high. Or maybe he hates you, in which case, sucks to be you.
Q: I opened the box in front of my NICO DI ANGELO unit and now the two are fighting! What do I do?!
A: Run. And order new units of both.
Q: My GROVER unit broke my JUNIPER unit's heart, but he went back to her only to leave her again! What do I do?
A: Looks like you've ordered our dysfunctional BAD FANFIC units. Please return them and we will give you new units free. (Or half price.)
Q: I've fallen in love with my GROVER unit!
A: You may have become a fan girl. We offer our sincere apologies, but GROVER units are not capable of love with anyone other than your JUNIPER unit.
Q: I opened the box in front of my PERCY JACKSON unit and now the two are making out! What do I do?
A: Looks like you got two dysfunctional YAOI units. Please return them both. Or if you are female, you may want to keep them.
You pervert.
No offence to actual fan fic writers, yaoi fans or shippers. If you are offended please tell me and I will immediately fix it. My sincerest apologies. Anyway, as I said before flames and CC are both kindly accepted due to the fact that I can become a better writer through them. If you have CC please tell me, or if you just want to rant off on me, feel welcome. :P ~fRANkiEGirL61