Once Upon a Time there were two sexy men that were drunk off their ass, they wanted to party all night so after they were kicked out of the club, they went to the shorter one's apartment. They drank more beer, but they ran out so they drank wine and then ran out and then they drank rubbing alcohol and eventually ran out … then they sat down and turned on the TV. WELL, on the TV was CLASSY GAY PORN of old ass King Charles getting it on with Prince Harry and shit. The shorter one got all embarrassed but the older one nonchalantly undid his pants and was working his dick with his hand, the little one got horny too.

AND SO OUR PORN BEGINS. HE WANTS THE D.

THOR X LOKI AU

"S-Stop it, T-Th- ahh.." the green-eyed uke moaned. But Thor continued, as he knew how to work a hammer. BOTH kinds of hammer.

"You'll like it, Loki," the older brother said as he slid his hammer ;D into his little brother's nice tight hole. The younger squeaked under him but he silenced him with a forceful kiss, slipping deeper into him all casually.

He rocked back and forth, grabbing the smaller man's hips for support. He grunted as he began to work towards the prostate, Loki biting his lip to unsuccessfully suppress his moans.

He moved deeper and deeper into him, hitting the younger man's prostate, the smaller male let out a loud moan; unable to hold it in. He grabbed the blonde's hair and pulled him closer as Thor bit into his shoulder with a grin on his lips, blue eyes sparkling with lust.

A deep red had crept onto the mischievous god's face, his head rolling onto his shoulders as his back arched to the amorous touches of his elder brother's large, rough hands exploring the surfaces of his skin, leaving not a single crevice of his willing body untended. A short cry was building up in Loki's throat, his eyes shutting tightly as he realized how hard he was already panting.

The god of thunder didn't notice the blush on his brother's cheeks, he was too busy enjoying the feeling of his hard-large cock going in and out of him. He reached down one of his large hands and started to stroke the god of mischief's cock. He kissed and nipped at the side of his neck, leaving light pink marks along his beautiful cold-pale skin, his blue eyes watching his face as he slipped his own moans; he was enjoying the mere expressions and sounds his brother made.

Then fire was set to the rain, as Thor touched his face. Adele watched eagerly through the window - neither of the brothers noticed, nor would care if they had. Thor pressed his lips to one of Loki's perky pink nipples, suckling them until a dark hickey appeared on his supple skin. He jabbed deeply, a hand coasting its way down Loki's back and firmly grasping his arse as it jiggled to the thrusts.

The two brother's moaned and panted as their bodies moved together as one, Thor picked up his pace with his thrusting and stroking of his brother. Loki moaned, "T-Thor! I'm c-close." He panted and dug his fingers into the strong muscles of his brother's back. The men fucked even after they both released and did it until morning, and then they passed out, Adele still wide awake, lurking in the same spot she had been that entire passionate night, eyes locked on their exhausted sleeping figures. THEN JANE CAME LOOKING FOR THOR AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK."

Moral of the Story: "BITCHES ALWAYS RUIN YAOI."

The end :3 ~~

That shit was ridiculous. RiDICulous. RiDICKulous. … Dicks. Gay. Yeah … if you didn't get that, you're slow.