Nine-ball got a call from teh mercenery group Encyclopedia Dramatica. teh person caling was Jason Hendrick Howell.
"This is Jason Hendrick Howell." Jason Hendrick Howell said. "I hav a job for u."
"Wat is the job?" NIne-ball aksed.
"The tagret is the evli manchidl CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER." Jason Hendrick Howell replied. "He is the embodement of all evil. he has harased womin, loiterd around teh malls, scareded chrilden, had fone sex with a 13-yar-old boi, haets blak pepole and homos, drinks his own kum, mokced the viktims of teh 9/11, adn he has no heart. He is tooo dangerous to be left aliev, so we neeed u to kil him. teh decorated warior Clyde Cash wil asist u in tihs mision."
"wat is my pay?" NIen-ball aksed.
"u wil recieve over 9000 maydens and all teh guro u desier." Jason Hendrick Howell replied.
"I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER" Nine-Ball sayd with smile.
Nine-ball then went off wtih Clyde Cash and they overboosted to CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER'S house. it was a desolate wasteland filled wtih death and trash as tall as mountens. within the deepest darkest corners of teh house they found teh beast known as CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER. he turned to them and said "YOU DANG DIRTY TROLLS WILL PAY FOR COMING IN HERE WHILE I WAS MASS DEBATING TO MY FEMALE SONICHU CHARACTERS! I AM THE GREAT CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY GREAT POWERS OF AUTISM!" CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER then transformde into a giant beast coverd in arms and sweat and grease and fat and manboobs. "DIIIIIIIEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUU!" CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER cried out, then they started the fighting. Nine-ball and Clyde Cash fired their guns and missles at CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, but it didn't do no good. "Our wepons arn't doin anything!" Nine-ball yelled. Clyde Cash attacked CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER repeatedly with energy blades, but they made no scraches. "EEEEEEEEEENNNNGGG!!!!" CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER roared. "I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!!!" CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER then made a lightning bolt attack at Clyde Cash wich hit him in the chest and he was hit so hard that he flew across the room and hit the wall. "Clyde, no!" Nine-ball flew over to where Clyde Cash was laying on the ground. Clyde Cash lifted up a box and said to Nine-ball, "In this box is the wepon that wil kil CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER." Nine-ball picked up the box and Clyde Cash died. CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER was running at Nine-ball saying "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!" Nine-ball opend the box and he pulld out a pickle. CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER looked at teh picle and cried out "NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PICKLE!" Nine-ball throwed teh pickle at CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER and he explodded into guts. Nine-ball went over to Clyde Cash's body and sayd "U wil nevr be frogoten." he then got a call form Encyclopedia Dramatica wich stayted "we hav another job for u."
"i will be there as fast as light" Nine-ball replied, and he overboosted out of CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER'S house as it explooded behind him.
TO BE CONTINUED