Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!!! I own ALL of this!! I own Omi, and Nagi, and Youji, and Aya, and Ken, and Brrraaaaaadllly (Chibi Shushu glomps Brad), and Shulditch!! I also own a large collection of walls! They are padded and white! But I share them with Farfi and Jei, so I can't claim total ownership. Oh well, he loves to share!
What I did with Aya's underpants. A story told by Omi.
Part ONE!
Magical Underpants and the miracle of puppy eyes!
One day, while doing the under clothes laundry at the Laundromat, I realized that I had forgotten fabric softener for Youji's precious silk boxers. In a panic, I ran to the nearest person I could see. The person had long, orange dyed hair, and green contact lenses, and looked a bit familiar, but I ignored that. "Help! I don't have any fabric so….!!"
The floozy slapped a hand over my mouth. "Shhhhh!! I know what you want, but in return, you must do something for me!"
I nodded helplessly, as Youji would surely choke me to death with his piano strings if his silk boxers came back feeling like cardboard from all the starch used on Ken's socks.
"Good!" The bimbo smiled. "I want you to wear something of my choice for the rest of the week! And you can't tell anyone why! Got that?"
I nodded again, wondering what choice a whore like him would make me wear.
The slut removed his hand, and ruffled my blond hair. "Good Bishounen!" He then proceeded to remove his laundry, put it in a basket, and leave.
"Wait! What about…"
The cheap whore tossed a packet of fabric softener over his shoulder, and waved. "Meet me here at midnight, and we'll go shopping. And don't be late! Or a curse on all your tighty-whities!"
So, I went about my business, and went home.
At the Kuro no koneko.
"Oooommmiiiiiiii!! I lovies you!" Youji gushed, and rubbed his cheek affectionately against his boxers. "They're so SOFT!! Thankies!!"
I rubbed my head and blushed. I really owed that weird guy… "No problem Youji kun. I was just doing what had to be done…"
Ken came up and ruffled my hair. "And way to go on my socks! They don't fall down any more! Now I won't trip on them!"
Aya simply nodded. I blushed deeply, and looked at the floor. "It was nothing, really…" Just getting approval from Aya was deeply gratifying. What with him hating the world, and all….
Suddenly, the clock struck eleven pm.
"Oh!! Uh, gomen, guys, but, uh… I have to meet someone downtown, so…"
Youji laughed and patted me (rather hard...) on the back. "Omi has a date!"
I turned to him and blushed a deep red. "I do not!"
Ken just smiled and nodded knowingly. "I knew it. It had to happen eventually."
"Keeennn kuuunnn!! It's not a date! Aya, make them stop…" I pouted.
Aya, in turn, turned slightly red, and cleared his throat. He got up from the couch, grabbed Ken and Youji by their collars, and dragged them from the room, muttering something about "Bishounen and cuteness."
"Thank you Aya kun!" And with that, I ran off to the Laundromat.
At the Fluffy Pillow Laundromat
"Shulditch!! I refuse, absolutely REFUSE to go through with this!" Said a familiar voice.
I peeked around the corner, and spotted the whore, as well as a teenager about my age, but diffidently not like me at all. He looked familiar as well…
"Nagi, you owe me. Besides! It'll be FUN!" The orange haired prostitute ruffled the one called Nagi's hair.
Nagi pulled away, and glared at the other. "It will NOT be fun!"
I chose this moment to make myself known. "I'm here! Sorry if I'm a bit late, my scooter ran out of gas, so I had to make a stop." I smiled, and walked over to the two.
The imitation redhead smiled, and waved at me. "Bishounen! About time! This is Nagi, and in case you didn't know, I'm Shulditch."
I smiled and shrugged. "I knew, I just didn't remember at first. Besides, I owe you now!"
Shulditch smiled and nodded. "Then let us be off, mien bishis!"
At Bloody Dragon's bonds
I looked at the shelf and squealed in a school girl-ish manner. "They have real LEATHER! Eeeeeekkk!!" I grabbed said whip and hugged it happily. Shulditch and Nagi looked at me in surprise.
"Omi… You… you LIKE bondage??"
I look at Shulditch and smile. "Of course! I AM 18. Besides, in training we had to decide on what weapon we were best at, and the whip is my second favorite!" I crack the whip expertly and blush happily.
"Shulditch wanders off, muttering about "Jail bait…" and "Crazier than Farf…" Not that I mind. Mind you.
To be continued!
Heh, sorry for the cutoff. I wanted to do more, but I need a typing break. Expect the rest real soon! And yes, I do believe that Omi is a closet Hentai. So is Naggles! Ehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!
Nagi: Do I HAFTA wear this? (leather, from hair tips to boot heals)
Omi: You look so GOOD in it!
K. Dragonic: Yes, Nagi, you do! So button up!