EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
LITTLEFOOT
VS
PIKACHU
BEGIN
[LITTLEFOOT]
ALRIGHT YELLOW MOUSE TIME TO KICK THIS FUCKING BITCH
AS AN ELECTRIC TYPE YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
YOU HANGING WITH ASH GO BACK TO YOUR POKEBALL
OH WAIT YOU'RE A RETARD WELL IT IS YOUR FIRST FALL
YOU DESTROYED THREE BIKES WHILE TRAVELING THE REGION
YOU COULDN'T LET TEAM ROCKET COMPLETE THIS FUCKING MISSION
WELL HEAR THIS FAGGOT YOU ARE SUCH A TINY TWERP
WHEN MEWOTH COMES ALONG THEN YOU WILL BE DESTERT
[PIKACHU]
OH LISTEN UP LONGNECK YOU ARE ALWAYS SO CURIOUS
HANGING WITH YOUR FRIENDS IS SO SHITTY SERIOUS
YOUR FRIENDS CERA IS A CUNT AND DUCKY IS A BITCH
SPIKE IS A JACKASS AND PIETRIE JUST A SHIT
YOU ONCE RUIN THE HOLIDAY AND YOU RUIN THE TREE
I KNOW WHO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HER NAME IS ALI
WHEN I USE MY THUNDERBOLT I WILL BLAST YOU OFF THE SKY
IT NOT A SKY WATER IT RAIN THAT CRY
[LITTLEFOOT]
OH STOP YOUR COMPLAINING I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
YOU TREAT TOGEPI LIKE SHE YOUR FUCKING DADDY OR TWO
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE A BATTLE WHILE YOU KEEP ON CRYING
WHEN ASH WAS TURNED TO STONE YOU CAN KEEP ON BUYING
YOU HATE TO EVOLVE WELL YOU GOTTA DO IT ANYWAY
WHEN THE FANS SHIP YOU TO RIACHU IT LIKE THAT YOU ARE FUCKING GAY
WHY YOU TRUST MEOWTH WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
ASH IS USING YOU TO GET THE FUCKING BADGE IN TIME
[PIKACHU]
SCREW YOU LITTLEFOOT YOU ARE NO FUN
I BEEN TO LOTS OF PLACES THAN YOU EVER GONE
I WENT TO LOTS OF REGION YOU JUST WENT TO THE MYSTERY BEYOND
YOU WASTE YOUR TIME TALKING WHILE YOU SING A CRAPPY SONG
MY SHOW IS MORE BETTER IT HAD MORE ACTION
YOUR JUST SUCK IT NOT SO ATTRACTION
I GOTTA GO ASH IS CALLING FOR ME
I'LL BE BATTLING POKEMON AND CLAIM VICTORY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE