Lord of The Remix
Chapter 1
"Romeo, Romeo. Where art thou Romeo?"
Juliet screeched on the top of her lungs from her room's balcony. As if Romeo had nothing better to do than answer to her.
"I'm right hear, my love."
A voice cooed, from beneath Juliet's balcony. Juliet took a break from brushing her too thick and way locks to peer into the garden below. There she found a beautiful rooster called Chicken, who was preening himself.
"Your not Romeo!" hollered Juliet
"But I'm better." replied chicken
"NO YOU'RE NOT!" boomed Juliet, and kicked Chicken into another dimension.
"Frodo, Frodo. Where art thou Frodo?" yelled Aragorn in his deep voice
"I'm right here buddy old pal" said a near by voice, which on closer inspection turned out to be Chicken.
"By my beard!" exclaimed Gimli while stroking his beard, "You've grown my boy!"
"By my ears!" exclaimed Legolas while poking Chicken, "Since when did you have feathers?"
"Puberty?" Chicken tried
"That is not Frodo." boomed Aragorn to his pals, "You're not Frodo." he said to Chicken
"But I'm better." replied Chicken
The way the traveling tri cornered him with glaring eyes, and balled up fits showed what the did not say. Obviously he was not better.
"Should I do the honors?" asked Legolas, already putting a string to his bow.
"NO! I WANNA KILL HIM!" screamed Gimli
"I asked first." said Legolas simply
Gimli responded by tackling Legolas, and proceeded to punch him. Legolas gamely fought back. Aragorn began to simmer after 5 minutes of the bickering. Chicken moved away from Aragorn, deciding that pretending to be Frodo would not improve his temper.
"I'LL JUST DO IT!" Aragorn finally yelled, and in a very rumpled manner, kicked Chicken out.
Aragorn who was very red and un noble looking then turned slowly to glare at Gimli and Legolas.
"He started it." whispered Legolas, quietly trying to justify his actions without causing Aragorn to blow.
Aragorn blew.
Later on, the trio proceeded to travel.
"That counted as my point because it was my idea to kill the rooster." Legolas whispered in Gimli's ear.
The two were gamely trying to keep up while Aragorn strode in front of them.
"No it isn't" replied Gimli
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is"
"NO IT ISN'T" screamed Gimli, who was beginning to lose his temper.
"YES IT IS" sang Legolas in an annoying opera voice
That just about did it. Faster then the eye could trace, the two were on the ground wrestling. Aragorn sighed and sat on a mossy rock.
"Good grief!" said Aragorn wearily
Charlie Brown then appeared with a pouty expression on his face.
"That's my line!" he growled into Aragorn's face
"That is it!" roared Aragorn
Steam began to pour out of his ears. Suddenly everything within a one mile radius became silent. Legolas froze in mid punch and helped Gimli up. They thought it was about time to continue their hike.