So after learning that Grimmjow and Senketsu share a voice actor in the english dub, I decided to not do a Kill la Kill Parody of Bleach would be a crime!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or Kill la Kill. Both anime's and mangas belong to their respective owners.
Parallel list
Rukia-Ryuko
Byakuya-Satsuki
Grimmjow-Senketsu
Nnoitra-Gamagori
Aaroniero-Sanageyama
Cirucci-Jakuzure
Szayelaporro-Inamuta
Ggio-Fukuroda
Loly-Hakodatte
Renji-Tsumugu
Urahara-Aikurou
Aizen-Ragyo
Tosen-Rei
Gin-Nui
Nel-Mako
Rudbonn-Iori
Pesche and Dondochakka-Mankanshoku Family
As Rukia walked towards her new school, Las Noches High she felt her body go rigid with steely determination. She had come here for answers and she was getting them. If this place truly held the key to the incidents that had befallen her, she wouldn't rest until she was satisfied.
A cold draft rustled through her body and she shivered, pulling her jacket closer around her. The weather of Hueco Mundo really was chilly! Her clothing choice had been a good idea.
Suddenly, a mysterious assailant launched himself onto her body, pummeling her three feet backwards.
"GAH!" She squawked as she flailed her arms, fruitlessly trying to smack her assailant. Eventually, her left palm made contact with what she could only describe as a boulder.
"OWCHIES!" Cried a deep voice as it recoiled backwards.
Rukia looked up and finally got a good look at her attacker.
It was the strangest person she had ever seen. He was freakishly rotund and he was wearing a downy yellow jumpsuit. But what was the most bizarre thing about him was that he was wearing a massive white mask with red markings on it. It made her think of a hard boiled egg.
"BOOHOOHOO!" Shouted the wierdo, a torrent of water gushing out of his eyes.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN IT REALLY REALLY HURT!"
"I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOU JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND GLOMPED ME!" Retorted Rukia hysterically.
"ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAKE YOUR WALLET!"
"WELL FORGIVE ME FOR FIGHTING BACK!" Screeched Rukia hysterically.
"NOW GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!"
"Oh he'll get off you soon enough" Said a nasal voice behind her.
"As soon as you hand us over your wallet"
Rukia tilted her head back to see a scrawny guy in a purple track suit and a termite's mask leering over her. She rolled her eyes. In a flash of light, both the wallet thieves were lying on their backsides, with Rukia towering over them. She grabbed her, slim parcel that had been displaced in the commotion and looked at the two goons.
"Are you really that desperate to pick a fight" She said to them.
Imagine her surprise when the two assailants started bawling again like a pair of babies!
"We're sorry! Forget about it!" Sobbed hard-boiled egg.
"Please allow us to leave in one piece" Whimpered Termite.
Rukia rolled her eyes. She didn't have time to be occupied with these two dipheads.
"Just don't let it happen again, ok?" She sighed as she turned around.
"Don't worry. You can count on our life's blood that it'll never happen again. And if it does, you're free to take our lives as compensation" Replied termite, dramatically.
"Whatever"
Rukia was about to leave when what felt like the equivalent of a pile of bricks came crashing into her ribs, knocking her flat on her backside (again)
Groaning, she lifted her head to see a green-haired girl in a skull helmet and what she could only describe as a moldy burlap sack glaring at her.
"What did Nel's brothers do to you!" The pint-sized attacker demanded.
"Why was you picking on dems?"
Rukia groaned exasperatedly. How many people were in this freaking family? And how many of them were going to keep coming to each other's rescues? Her ribcage couldn't take much more pummeling
"They tried to steal my wallet." She grimaced, every word causing her agony (due to the little block of granite sitting on her chest)
"Now please get off of me"
The little girl hopped off of Rukia's back and peered at the two masked freaks, still sitting in a giant clump.
"Pesche! Dondochakka!" She scolded,
"What did Nel tell you about stealing"
"That it's not nice" They mumbled.
"EXACTLY! Only meanies steal things. And Nel knows Pesche and Dodochakka aren't meanies! So why-OH MY GOODNESS! THERE GOES NEL'S BUS AND IF NEL MISSES HER BUS AND IS LATE FOR SCHOOL, NEL WILL BE LATE!"
And just as quickly as she had come, she dashed off in the direction of a schoolbus, while her brothers raced behind her, cheering her on as she begged the driver to let her on.
Rukia gaped after the trio with her mouth lolling open. This was one crazy place.