GTA V DLC: Mrs. Philips
It was Trevor's quinciñera birthday party. He was finally going to become a man. Well, after he finished massaging his mom's feet. "Work harder you little bisexual heathen!" Mrs. Philips whacked Trevor upside the head with her newspaper. "I'm trying mom..." Trevor cried as his nails were ripped from his hands by his mom's nasty scaly feet. She sipped some fine wine. "Mom, when I'm older, I want to be a pilot!" Trevor revealed. "Ahahahahaha. Dreams don't come true Trevor. Especially for fucking Canadian shit kids like you." Mrs. Philips took out the hard liquor and began chugging. Trevor sighed and continued scrubbing her feet. Finally when he was done, it was time for his quinciñera party. His mom had promised him a chocolate cake, his favorite. He went outside and to his horror there was a clown. A CLOWN. THE DEMONIC SATANIC THING THAT HE HATED THE MOST. AND IT WAS GOING TO RAPE TREVOR! "Heheheheeh! A little birdy told me that someone needs a birthday beatdoewn!" The clown took out his birthday beatdoewn fun club made of balloon animals! "AHHHHHHH!" Trevor screamed and bested the clown with his pistol. His mom came running outside with the cake. "YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE!" "TREVOR!" Mrs. Philips bitched while beating Trevor with the gun barrel. "I FUCKED THAT CLOWN TO GIVE YOU A FREE BIRTHDAY BALLOON!" She raged and threw the cake in Trevor's face. Trevor tasted it; it wasn't chocolate! It was vanilla, his mom's favorite, not his! Trevor cried and ripped his makeup off. "YOU MONSTER!" Trevor extended his wings and began flying toward the sky. "OH NO YOU DON'T YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" Mrs. Philips took out her machete boomerang and chopped off Trevor's wings. He screamed and bled on the ground as he mercilessly slammed into the ground. "MY WINGS!" Trevor cried. "HAH! NOW YOU'LL NEVER FLY AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!" Mrs. Philips cackled. Trevor got up and ran away, tears in his eyes. "DAD WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A DICK!" Trevor screamled as a car ran him over.