AN: Hello.
I needed to get back into my hobby of writing, so I decided to do this. I don't really remember if anyone's done this before, but if they have... hopefully not in the ASOIAF fandom. Haha.
Anyway, thanks for clicking on my story. I hope you enjoy it. If you have any ideas for a fandom or something to place these characters in, don't be afraid to suggest it.
Enjoy and have a great day! :D
Fandom/etc: Meanwhile/Meanwhile 2/Meanwhile 3 - TomSka
Characters: let's just say a lot
Sansa looked up from her needlework. She turned to her sister, a question on her tongue.
"Arya, do you ever wonder if there are parallel universes?"
Arya looked off in the distance, her eyebrows furrowed in thought and her lips pursed. She turned back to Sansa and shook her head. "No."
Meanwhile In a Parallel Universe: Where cloning is legal...
Petyr sat in a chair with a book in hand. An oil lamp burned next to him on top of a small, elegant side table.
Out of nowhere, a clone of Petyr stood up from behind the table with a wine glass in hand.
"Want to practice kissing?" the clone asked.
Petyr closed his book. "Yep."
Where books are hot...
"Ow," Catelyn murmured, moving her fingers along every edge of the book whenever it began to burn. "Ow, ow, ow..."
Where watches don't exist...
"Hey, what's the time?" Hound asked, looking up at the noonday sky.
"Time you got a watch!" Joffrey exclaimed.
He looked over at the prince with a confused expression. "The hell's a watch?"
Joffrey looked out over the horizon with a blank face. His eyes widened. "I don't know."
Where thinking about breasts make your head heavy...
Everything was calm in the dining hall. Suddenly, Margaery's head fell down onto the table with a hard smack.
Where dinosaurs are still alive (but are also invisible)...
The room was quiet and calm, except for the scratching of a quill. Suddenly, Rhaegar's head shot up and he looked around.
"Is there a dinosaur in here?"
Connington looked around, his hand on the hilt of his sword. "I don't know but that's entirely possible."
Where Valyrian steel creates wormholes...
"Look, I polished my sword!" Ned exclaimed to his wife as he held up Ice. Suddenly, a giant ball of blinding blue light appeared, engulfing Ned and disappearing with him.
Where everything is narrated...
Jaime, Robert, and Cersei were all standing quietly against a wall. The Narrator cleared his throat, and began to talk.
"Jaime was thinking about his sister's breasts," he announced.
"WHAT?!" Robert bellowed.
"Um, no, no, no I wasn't!" Jaime exclaimed.
Where nobody is named Jon...
Robb looked up from his book. "Do you know anybody named Jon?"
"No," Bran replied.
"Me neither." He looked around at his bastard brother, tilting his head slightly with a questioning look.
"That is weird," Bran said, looking up at his brother as well.
Where books are hot...
No one was sure how Catelyn managed to give tongue to a book, but somehow, she managed.
Where direwolves can talk...
"Hey! Hey! I'm peeing all over your stuff!" Lady barked (er, yelled). "Hey! Heeey!"
Where no one has heard of bugs...
Melisandre and Stannis stared in amazement at the tiny thing with giant wings fluttering around the room.
"That is a small bird," Stannis said aloud as his eyes followed the animal's movements.
Behind them, a door was kicked down. They whirled around in fright as a sword was raised high above their heads.
Where there is no light...
Daenerys looked around the pitch-black room. "Did you just see that?"
"Nope," Drogo replied, still moving around in the dark to somehow find the doorway.
She laughed lightly. "Yeah, me neither."
Unseen by any of them, the light glimmer of blue shown in the darkness.
Where every word is offensive (except swear words)...
"* **** ***," Tyrion said, "*** fucking bitch * **** ***."
Behind him, a giant ball of blinding blue light began to shine.
Where they know...
"Seven hells!" Jon exclaimed.
"What is it?" Ygritte asked, rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes. She was jolted awake as he threw a scroll down onto her lap.
"I've been researching the possibility of parallel universes," Jon explained. He looked around with crazy eyes, as if trying to make sure no one could overhear their conversation. He had dark lids and shaking hands - how long had he been awake?
She picked up the scroll and unrolled it. "What?"
On the parchement were scribblings, paragraphs, and drawings all detailing the existance of parallel universes. She glanced up at him, confusion etched on her features.
"They're real!" Jon exclaimed. "I've been monitoring quantum flunctuations and this realm appears to have a massive spike in multiverse activity."
Ygritte blinked at him once. "What are you saying? What does this mean? Aren't we in a time period where we don't know what a quantum is?"
He ignored her, looking around. "It means someone is traveling between parallel universes."
"Who?"
Suddenly, a giant ball of blue light appeared in front of them. Ygritte gasped dramatically, and Jon furrowed his brow.
"Him," he murmured before the man's sword came slashing down.
In our universe...
Ned appeared back in Arya's room, Ice still clutched in his hand.
"Do you believe in parallel universes?" Sansa questioned as soon as she saw him.
Ned looked off into the distance, his face blank. "Not anymore."
Arya tapped her chin. "What about alternate dimensions?"
"Wait, what?!" he exclaimed.
Meanwhile in an Alternate Dimension...
Jon looked down at his green and silver tie, brushing it through his fingers. How did he end up in the Slytherin House?