Disclaimer: I don't own anything that appears in this story. I only make fun of it...except Lupus. Lupus is too cool to make fun of.
Dogz 4 Dilemma
By Dinosaur2
One day, long after the events of "Lupus: On the Trail", Lupus finally ventured near the computer again out of sheer boredom. It was bound to happen. After all, he does live on a spaceship.
But just having Lupus play the computer is boring, so...
Lupus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Lupus was suddenly sucked into the computer after clicking on a file called Dogz 4.
He now found himself in a strange room with a giant fireplace and a tan chair with a light blue cushion.
Lupus: This is boring! Why can't I get sucked into a game people actually like for a change?
Dinosaur2: Hmm....I could always have you stuck in the Pokemon world....
Lupus: Never mind...
Dinosaur2: Hmmm...where was I? Oh yes...
Suddenly, a tan great dane ran in through a strange red door attached to a yellow thing with blue buttons. On a closer inspection, Lupus noticed his name on one of the buttons. On the other button, he noted the great dane's name was Bootz.
Lupus: Um...hi, Bootz.
Bootz: Hiyaz!
Bootz jumped quickly so his side was facing the place where the screen would be, puffed up his chest, and lifted his head and tail high in the air.
Lupus: o.o...
Bootz: The owner lovez it! Sometimez they give me treatz!
A dog bone suddenly appears in front of Bootz.
Lupus: Do you know a way out of this place?
Bootz: The owner throwz you through the door, and you disappear into oblivion until the owner wantz you again.
Lupus: ...is there another way?...
Bootz: You could run away...
Lupus: That sounds good!
Bootz: Then you disappear into oblivion never to be seen again.
Lupus: Or, maybe not...
Bootz: The otherz who run away never likez this place. Just like you.
Lupus: You could use 's' at the end of a word instead of 'z'...
Bootz: The puppiez...they're alwayz like that...talking normally...but therez so many grammar mistakez in this program the dogz start talking funny too.
Lupus: Dogs?
Bootz: No, Dogz...I'm a dogz...The younger onez are puppiez...AND THEREZ NO ESCAPE TO THE BAD GRAMMAR! WHY WON'T IT STOP? MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!
A giant hand suddenly dropz down and throwz (augh, now I'm doing it too! I'd better end this quickly!) Bootz through the door.
Lupus: o.O
Voice: Lupus, what are doing?
Lupus: What?!
Voice: What are doing? It Velah.
Lupus: Vela?
Voice: Yesh, Velah.
Lupus: Could you please talk in English?
Voice: Voice thingeeeee no let. Messed up.
Lupus: What else is new?...
Voice: What are doing?
Lupus: I'M STUCK IN THE WORLD OF BAD GRAMMAR!!!
Voice: Guess so...
Dinozaur2, thoroughly disgusted with the annoyingness of having to type like thiz, intervenez.
Dinozaur2: Hey, check out what The Hamster King showed me how to do!
A large hole suddenly appearz and a door comes out. Lupus openz it and findz himself in the normal world.
-JFG ship
Lupus: Thank goodness that's over!
Bootz runs out through the door.
Bootz: I'm freez! I'm freez!
Dinosaur2: But we have to do something about that grammar...
***
Voice Coach: Remember, try not to use your teeth when saying a word and you'll be talking normally in no time.
Bootz: Thanks!
Voice Coach: I just wish you did as well as my other patients...
Manly Brother #1: Why should I stop saying "man", man? I like saying it, man! It's all part of my character, man!
Voice Coach: *groans*
The End
Dogz 4 Dilemma
By Dinosaur2
One day, long after the events of "Lupus: On the Trail", Lupus finally ventured near the computer again out of sheer boredom. It was bound to happen. After all, he does live on a spaceship.
But just having Lupus play the computer is boring, so...
Lupus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Lupus was suddenly sucked into the computer after clicking on a file called Dogz 4.
He now found himself in a strange room with a giant fireplace and a tan chair with a light blue cushion.
Lupus: This is boring! Why can't I get sucked into a game people actually like for a change?
Dinosaur2: Hmm....I could always have you stuck in the Pokemon world....
Lupus: Never mind...
Dinosaur2: Hmmm...where was I? Oh yes...
Suddenly, a tan great dane ran in through a strange red door attached to a yellow thing with blue buttons. On a closer inspection, Lupus noticed his name on one of the buttons. On the other button, he noted the great dane's name was Bootz.
Lupus: Um...hi, Bootz.
Bootz: Hiyaz!
Bootz jumped quickly so his side was facing the place where the screen would be, puffed up his chest, and lifted his head and tail high in the air.
Lupus: o.o...
Bootz: The owner lovez it! Sometimez they give me treatz!
A dog bone suddenly appears in front of Bootz.
Lupus: Do you know a way out of this place?
Bootz: The owner throwz you through the door, and you disappear into oblivion until the owner wantz you again.
Lupus: ...is there another way?...
Bootz: You could run away...
Lupus: That sounds good!
Bootz: Then you disappear into oblivion never to be seen again.
Lupus: Or, maybe not...
Bootz: The otherz who run away never likez this place. Just like you.
Lupus: You could use 's' at the end of a word instead of 'z'...
Bootz: The puppiez...they're alwayz like that...talking normally...but therez so many grammar mistakez in this program the dogz start talking funny too.
Lupus: Dogs?
Bootz: No, Dogz...I'm a dogz...The younger onez are puppiez...AND THEREZ NO ESCAPE TO THE BAD GRAMMAR! WHY WON'T IT STOP? MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!
A giant hand suddenly dropz down and throwz (augh, now I'm doing it too! I'd better end this quickly!) Bootz through the door.
Lupus: o.O
Voice: Lupus, what are doing?
Lupus: What?!
Voice: What are doing? It Velah.
Lupus: Vela?
Voice: Yesh, Velah.
Lupus: Could you please talk in English?
Voice: Voice thingeeeee no let. Messed up.
Lupus: What else is new?...
Voice: What are doing?
Lupus: I'M STUCK IN THE WORLD OF BAD GRAMMAR!!!
Voice: Guess so...
Dinozaur2, thoroughly disgusted with the annoyingness of having to type like thiz, intervenez.
Dinozaur2: Hey, check out what The Hamster King showed me how to do!
A large hole suddenly appearz and a door comes out. Lupus openz it and findz himself in the normal world.
-JFG ship
Lupus: Thank goodness that's over!
Bootz runs out through the door.
Bootz: I'm freez! I'm freez!
Dinosaur2: But we have to do something about that grammar...
***
Voice Coach: Remember, try not to use your teeth when saying a word and you'll be talking normally in no time.
Bootz: Thanks!
Voice Coach: I just wish you did as well as my other patients...
Manly Brother #1: Why should I stop saying "man", man? I like saying it, man! It's all part of my character, man!
Voice Coach: *groans*
The End