OMG!!! POTTER? DEAD? NAH, CAN'T BE!!
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One day Potter was on the Quidditch field. He had his cool Firebolt
broomstick with him. It was a Gloomy, cloudy day. Since no one was out
there and they were all in the city, he was here because he wasn't allowed
to go. I will practice my skills on riding a broom for my next game, he
thought.
He got on his Firebolt and kicked off. He circled
around, enjoying the feeling of the wind on his face. Soon, the kids started
coming back. His best friends Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger saw him and
came over to the field to greet him.
"Yo Harry!" said Weasly. "We bought you some candy!!"
"Cool dude," Potter said. He started to chomp on
some Bertti Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
Just then, a large shadow came over the field. Like,
huge. Like, HUMUNGO. Like. . . ok never mind.
"Uh oh!" Granger said, then started rattling off
scientific facts about shadows.
Potter saw a huge lizard-thing marching toward him.
It was Godzilla!!! "Godzilla no like Potter!!" He growled. He proceeded
to lift his huge foot to step on Potter. Only, he missed!! Potter had his
broomstick with him remember?
Potter was in the air before Godzilla knew what
hit him. Only Potter had forgotten his friends, only caring about himself,
you see.
SMUSH!! Godzilla's Foot had hit Weasly and Granger.
They died instantly. So don't worry, they didn't suffer. Oh, and if yer
interested, Weasly had been eating a poop flavored jelly bean, and Granger
had been munching on some bright orange gum.
Well, back to the story. Well this shocked Potter.
He thought his friends were invinsible, just like him!!! They couldn't
be dead...nah. But he knew they were. "HOW COULD YOU!!" he screamed at
Godzilla.
Godzilla tossed a snot flavored jelly bean in Potter's
open, yelling mouth. Potter chewed, proclaimed it was good, then fell off
his broom.
Godzilla smushed Potter.
Godzilla said, "Godzilla REALLY no like Potter!! Potter
dead!!"
The sun came up, and all was happy.
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EXPLANATION- First off- DO NOT JUDGE MY OTHER FICS BY THIS ONE!
! ! ! ! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! My other ones are actually good!!
Well, most. Anyhoo, this is an ongoing joke with my friends. . . we use
Teddy Grams to put on plays at lunch and we often kill Potter. . . heh,
never mind. I wont even explain where godzilla came in. But I love
the Potter books, let's make that clear. This is just to show overpossesive
Potter fans to LIGHTEN UP!!! If Potter dies in the real books, i would
NOT be happy at all. But this is a fanfic.... Please do not flame me, I
mean u can but I'll get a kick outta it..its funny. Also I must give
credit to my friend. She was the one that came up with the plot line, only
i extended it. the original was: One day Potter was practicing his magic.
Then Godzilla came. "Godzilla no like Harry Potter!" He smashed him. The
End.
well thats it. Bye! Have a nice day !!