How to Annoy Your Mother
Ever since the prospect of mothers and children of the humanoid species came into being, there has been a dark thought lingering in the mind of the children. The thought of, "How can I get my relatively calm mother to become irate, scary and some what amusing?" It was these thoughts that likely lead to the very first migraine.
Over the years more ways have popped up to aggravate a mom, but there are still many of the old ways still lurking about today. The most obvious way is to ignore what she is saying. This can be a bit dangerous though if it is a critical situation or the mom has a patience that barely amounts to a pea. If that doesn't work, try chopping at your hair – this tends to lead to a nervous freak out if you are a girl and have practically shaved your head bald. Of course there are the more permanent forms that can leave a mother screaming, such as the discovery of a tattoo or a piercing.
Other methods are destroying glass dishes, lighting a sibling's bed on fire – or other various pyromaniac actions, hitting a moving vehicle with a bicycle (My family claims that my uncle Ryan did this, but the truck actually hit him…) or being caught with any substance that is illegal. Of course, this is only a small list of things that can drive a mother berserk along with some things that could bring a person to juvenile detention and/or prison.