(Hi, readers! This is clawshifter's new story, Hedge-Aggerate.
Shadow: Why do I have to be the stupid one? Silver: Because the other roles mere taken. *Starts laughing* Me: Anyways, let's just start this story before someone gets hurt. I DO NOT OWN SONIC OR ED EDD N EDDY! SONIC BELONGS TO SEGA AND EDD EDD N EDDY BELONGS TO CARTOON NETWORK!
Enjoy 8-) Note: This story is told entirely from Sonic's P.O.V.)
Chapter 1: To Make a Hedgehog Fly
I woke up this morning, sad that my dream had come to an end. But a quick look at the calendar cheered me up. Today's date said "Build Hedge-Land in backyard" I could feel my eyes widen, and then I just couldn't hold it in anymore. "!" I screamed. I then ran down the hall to get Shadow and Silver up. I found them still asleep in their rooms.
Despite how excited I was, I have to admit I didn't want to wake Shadow up yet. So I went into Silver's room. I slowly crept up to the bed, then snickered. Fortunately, he's a pretty deep sleeper, so he didn't wake up when I snickered. I then took my finger and stuck it in his ear! "Wake up, sleepyhead!" I yelled at him. Of course, he woke up when I stuck my finger in his ear, but the yell was just to help with it. As if on cue, he screamed and jumped out of the bed, my finger still in his ear. He was still screaming a little, but I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
"Sonic! That was not funny! You could've badly hurt my inner ear by doing that!" He told me. I know he was trying to be threatening, but he just sounded like a nerd, so I laughed even harder. "Wow. That sounded so much more threatening in my head." He said. When I finally stopped laughing, he asked me why I had woken him up at 7:30 in the morning. "Don't you remember? We need to get up early if we want to get a head start on Hedge-Land." I told him. His eye lit up with pleasure, but since his room is across the hall from Shadow's, he dared not yell. "C'mon, let's go wake up Shadow. We'll need him to make sure everything's working." He looked worried, but I told him my special little plan I had in mind to wake him up and he relaxed a little. "Fine." He said. "But if I get hurt, you're on your own." A little while later, me and Silver were sneaking into Shadow's room. Silver was carrying a bucket of motor oil with his telekinesis. We stopped at the doorway to Shadow's room, and Silver willed the bucket to hover just above Shadow's head. "Alright. Fire when ready." I said. He then dumped the oil all over Shadow, waking him up with a small yell. Me and Silver started laughing, but when he glared at us, we both ran for it. He chased us, but he hit his head on a table while doing so. It hit him so hard, he was almost as stupid as Eggman. When we saw him walking weird, we laughed a little.
"Let's stop wasting time and get outside. We have to build Hedge-Land." I said. Silver grabbed a box of nearby tools in his telekinesis and we went outside, dragging the stupefied Shadow with us.
I was glad that we had one of those weird spinning clotheslines in our backyard, because we were going to tie lawn chairs to it and turn it into a ride. I ran into the garage and came back with 2 folding lawn chairs, 4 wooden poles and a lot of rope. Silver started tying the chairs to the clothesline while I went back to the garage and came back with a bunch of wooden planks. I started to build a crude ticket booth using the boards.
We both were interrupted when Shadow said "What do I get to do?" I then led him to a small patch of grass about 5 feet from the ticket booth. Then I used the poles and whatever was left of the rope to make a pen that closed him in. "You will be the all important petting zoo animal." I told him. He just laughed a little like a retard. Then we both went back to what we were doing.
About a half hour later, Silver was oiling the pole that held up our lawn chair ride. "The Lawn Chairs Orbit Mobius ride is ready." He said. "Ticket booth, ready!" I said, pointing to my badly built ticket booth. "Petting zoo, a-okay!" Shadow called from his pen. "They'll push, they'll shove. They'll pay big bucks to come to our HEDGE-LAND!" I yelled to the neighbors. The flag that was on top of my ticket booth fell over a bit. "I'd like to run a small test first." Silver said. "Ooh, ooh, test the petting zoo!" Shadow said from his pen. I started to climb onto one of the hanging lawn chairs when he said that. "Hold onto your quill stripes, dude." I said. "Ooh, pet me now!" He said. I pulled myself onto the lawn chair. "This chair sucks." I said.
I then let Shadow out of his pen, and he helped me carry a new, more comfortable arm chair outside. "You're tampering with the laws of weight and balance, Sonic." Silver said. We just ignored him and got the chair hooked up. "Sonic? Ugh, ignorance must be blitz." He said as he walked away. I was relaxing in the chair. "Now we're talking." I said.
"Shall we begin, Shadow? Contact!" Silver said. Shadow gave the chair a weak push, then fell over. "What was that? C'mon, muscle head. Push!" I said. He then got back up and pushed me really hard, then fell over again. His push had sent the chair spinning around at high speed. "WOOO HOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled in enjoyment. Then the rope broke, sending my chair flying over the houses. "WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!" I screamed as I went flying. After that, there was a loud crash that made Silver flinch. "My turn!" Shadow yelled. He then Chaos Controlled to where I was, Silver running toward the sound.
"Holy crap! Nice push, Shad!" I said. My chair had gotten stuck in someone's window. I fell down from it and landed on the ground in front of them. "Did you see that chair fly!" I asked them.
"Who broke my window?" said an angry female voice from the house. Our friend, Becca the Snake, pushed the chair out of her window. "Hi, Becca!" Shadow called to her. The chair landed on him, flattening him into the ground. "Hedgehogs! Don't move!" She snapped at us.
(That's all for Chapter 1. Hope you liked it. Now review or I will send the Tails Doll to kill you in your sleep.)