-I've seen you around-

Disclaimer- Quick! Sam! Follow me while the lawyers are busy reading what they think is a silly disclaimer! I swear, they'll be none the wiser! I'll just replace your body with this sack of potatoes and we'll be on our way!

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Her first thought was that he was cute. Floppy, brown hair fell into hazel-green eyes, across a tanned forehead(1). Even under a loose school shirt, she could tell he was built.

And she was going to talk to him.

She tossed her head of chocolate coloured hair out of mossy green eyes that sparkled in the bright sunlight, then stepped next to him.

"Hey." He stopped suddenly looking mildly surprised.

". . . Hey." She smiled up at him, showing her little teeth.

"You're Sam right?"

"Yeah . . . It's Lexi, right?" She gave him another smile. They kept walking.

"So, I've seen you around. You're in a lot of my classes." Sam shifted a little.

"I don't pay too much attention to the people once I'm in class." Lexi grinned.

"I've noticed." Sam looked a little startled.

"You've noticed?"

"Yeah. I love you and want to get into your pants, but you've never noticed me. I used to have this fantasy that you'd dress me up in a gorilla suit and have you wicked way with me. . ."

Sam grinned sheepishly; "You've always reminded me of my mum, and as they say in Sweden; 'Incest is hot!'"

Lexi tore off her clothes and pounced on him, cackling maniacally.

"You should know I'm actual-y emo and slit my wrists." Lexi said proudly as she straddled Sam.

"Well that's fine. I love emos."

Sam took off his shirt.

"Anyway, I have a gorilla suit in my bag. Or do you want the banana suit?"

"I like cockatoos . . . So, let's do it already!"

They went at it bouncing wildly. At one point, Lexi's swinging boobs knocked her out, but Sam continued on regardless screaming "MUM!" every so often.

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(1) Only his forehead is tan. The rest is emo pale.

Written by a couple of my friends at school . . . I only had the honour of typing it. -tears- It's beautiful guys!!!