Gir's Journey

Gir: I love the little monkeys, do you love the monkeys? Cause I

Dddooo.

Zim: Shut up Gir I'm trying to think

Gir: Okie doki master.

Gir leaves the room and watches TV.

Ssssssssssssssscccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zim: Gir what is that god awful noise

Gir: My show

Zim: what are you watching?

Gir: the grey show

(Zim walks in to see Gir watching TV. Static)

Zim: GO OUTSIDE GIR!

Gir: Okie dokie (Gir goes outside)

Gir: a squirrel!

(Gir chases after the squirrel and finds himself lost in the mass of the city. Not long after he gets lost again and finds himself in the road, a truck runs over the squirrel before Gir can reach it)

Gir: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO little squirrel. (red eyes) MUST DESTROY TRUCK! (Gir chases after the truck, next thing you know the truck explodes. Come to find out Gir had a missile in his head)

Gir: HAHAHAHAHA (changes back to stupid Gir) oh look another squirrel

(Gir once again chases the new squirrel and finds himself lost AGAIN)

(Meanwhile at the HOME BASE)

Zim: now Gir come here. Gir? Great now where did he go

We'll get back to Zim in about…………………….never

Well back to Gir.

Gir found himself in the end standing right in front of Zim's arch enemy's door. So for some odd reason unknown to any normal thing Gir decides to knock.

Gaz: get the door you fool

Dib: why do I have to do it?

Gaz: because I told you to idiot

Dib: doesn't mean I………….

Gaz: Yes you do

Dib: and why would that be

Gaz: Because if you don't I will make your life a living hell

Dib: like its isn't already

Gaz: JUST DO IT!

Dib: fine fine (answers the door)

Gir: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO

Dib: what do you want, and why are you here? Wait you're not a distraction so that Zim can get into my lab are you?

Gir: what lab

Dib: nothing nothing, what do you want

Gir: I don't know

Dib: ……………….. (Slams the door shut)

(Gir turns around and leaves)

Gir: I want a taco (so Gir goes to taco palace.)

(30 minutes later Girt somehow finds himself back at HOME BASE)

Zim: where in the hell did you go Gir

Gir: I don't know

Please comment, I would like to know what you think of it. I was just really bored and thought " what the hell may as well waste some brain cells today." And guess what………..I did. I wander if you will loose any when you read this.

Sorry it may not be that great this is my first invader zim story.