Lia is attempting to reach the dimensional portal to get her computer, Randir is holding her back.

Lia-NOOOOOOO!!!!! MUST WRITE!!!!!!

Randir-Don't you dare...(hits Lia on the head)...sorry. I had to do that.

(brushes off mantle) Lia's been going nuts ever since we sealed the dimensional portal. She's become a TV addict an has been getting these freakish lembas-induced hallucinations. Now she's trying to post them on the net. (shakes head) Poor mortals...you don't know what you're in for...

Chapter 1- Who even titles their chapters anyhow?

It was just your average day at Xavier's when the mental intercom went off.
Children, this is Professor Xavier. Come to the auditorium immediately.
We have an auditorium? Scott asked.
replied Jean, this is fanfiction! Whatever rooms we need just turn up.
So, as Perfect Jean Grey knew where it was, she led a perplexed group of X-kids to the auditorium, where the Brotherhood and Acolytes were waiting.
When the separate groups saw each other, they yelled, WHAT TH' HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!?!?
Luckily, just before WWIII was about to start, Xavier wheeled up to the microphone.
Testing...testing...OK! Good afternoon, everyone, you're probably wondering why you're here.
everyone screamed.
Oooooo-kay. Well, you're here because you are going to be doing a long-term combat...training...thing.
Everyone groaned.
Actually, it's more like a play.
The groans turned to screams of horror.
Uhhh...I think I'll get my good friends Magnus and Raven to help me with this one.
Magneto and Mystique come onstage. Magneto grabs the mike.
Listen up. After long discussions, the three of us decided that you will, through virtual reality, act and fight as...
Mystique grabbed the microphone.
Dragon Ball Z!!!!!
Maybe three kids cheered, while the rest looked totally clueless.
Mystique, Magneto, and Xavier grinned evilly. Now, there are watches taped to your chairs. Put them on.
Everyone put on their watches and blacked out.

Scott woke up. He felt horrible, like he had just been in the danger room for a year. Then he remembered. Oh God, what was this?
He acknowledged that he was on a small bed in a small room. He got up and fumbled for a light switch. When he found it and turned it on, he became convinced that he was in someone's twisted nightmare.
He was wearing this heavy suit consisting of orange sweatpants, navy blue t-shirt, sleeveless orange sweatshirt over that, a navy blue sash as a belt, navy blue boots, and his sunglasses (well, DUHHHH!). His hair was spiked all over the place. He looked like someone from a cheesy comic book.
Then he noticed the watch. Glow-in-the-dark words were shining on the screen. He squinted and began to read.
Name-Goku
Played by-Scott Summers aka Cyclops
Occupation-Savior of Earth
Personality-Corny idiot
Spouse-Chi Chi, played by Jean Grey
So, he was married to Jean. That wasn't so bad. Wait..where was she anyway? He then heard a loud, piercing scream.

He followed the sound into a small kitchen, where Jean was standing on the table and shrieking. Jean? What's wrong?
Jean looked at him, her eyes wide with fear. Scott...help me...that thing- She fainted into his arms.
Scott looked around. On the floor was a three-year-old girl wearing a green turtleneck, yellow jumper, and red boots. Her red hair was in pigtails under a red beret with a big orange marble on top. The girl looked up at Scott, smiled, and held up her arms. Hi Daddy!!