Disclaimer: I don't own Pendragon... I wish I did though TT

I have good dreams about Alder and Spader though XD Yeah... -bad thoughts- Okay.. on to the

story like thingy.

"Oh c'mon. That's a dumb idea!" Bobby and Courtney were having the most intresting discusion. "You never want to do anything fun! You don't even do basket ball any more becouse your all busy being a traveler. I have feelings to you know!" She complained. "I never get what I want!" Bobby sighed. "Fine. You win Courtney," upset, and kind of embaressed, he said "We'll take them shopping."

"Oh my god! It moves!" Exclaimed Alder happily as the car inched down the drive way. "Uh yeah, that's what it's for," Bobby explained. "It's something so that us people of Secound Earth don't have to walk every were." Alder looked shocked. "Is that why so many people are.. well... They look about Queen Kagan's size." He coughed as they passed a McDonalds. "Pretty much yeah." Mark said from the passenger seat. Bobby and Mark sat in the front of the car, Bobby had gotten his driver's license a few days ago, Spader had his elbow on the inside of the car door and sitting next to him was Courtney. They didn't talk to each other any more becouse they had broken up after dating for only three days as Mark had called it "A Brittney Spears" relationship. Alder was the only one happy about getting in the car and driving. The large knight, being so large, could only stick his head out the window. (He had tried to stick his whole body out the window... It didn't work..)

He really does look like a big puppy dog! Bobby thought laughing to himself. As the came closer to the mall that had just opened up..They stopped and Alder hit his head on a light pole. Everyone but Bobby turned they're direction to Alder. "You get used to it." He said recalling the many times Alder had hurt himself on the many diffrent territories, like on Denduron, the accident with the roots and the pebble. That very morning he had tripped on his own foot and he brought Spader tumbling down the stairs with him. Yeah, not cool.

Spader and Alder gasped at the same time. "What colorful lights," Alder said amazed. "It's so... Pretty!" Mark and Cournty laughed at his wide eyes and his mouth hanging open. Bobby had expected this. "You can close you mouth now Alder." Again, Alder had not listened. "Halla to Alder, Clean up on isle nine." Mark waved his hand in Alder's face.

Spader had his face pressed against a near by shop filled with swim gear. "I'm jelouse. NEED!" A bit of drool escaped his mouth as he eyed really a really nice looking swim suit that he knew would look great on him. "Oh great." Said Bobby. "Courtney...Why the mall?" "Becouse it's fun!" She replied. "Heh, looks like Halla's communication systems are down and isle nine will have spilt grape juice on it forever." Mark said, feeling lonely becouse no one was bothering to notice he was there. Alder finally snapped from his gaze at the pretty lights and turned to Bobby. "What now, Pendragon?" He shrugged and said, "Why don't we play a game?" Spader wiped up his drool and walked back toward the others. "What kind of game?" Poor Bobby was now being stared at needingly by Alder, Spader, Courtney, and an every so slightly ignored Mark. "Well um..." He started. "We could get a curtain amount of money and buy each other whatever we want. We can um... draw names from a bowl and buy something for that person and it could be anything you'd like to buy but umm.." Bobby couldn't think. "Whatever you get you have to wear!" Mark blurted out. "Mark! I didn't know you had it in you!" Courtney said patting him on the back. "Sounds fun!" Said Spader. "But I don't have any Secound Earth currency." "Well I got birthday money." Bobby said. "I can give you each fifty bucks."

Bobby split the money and wrote all they're names in a bowl. Each person had a turn and took off in the opposite direction, minds probably thinking of the humilation that they'll put the other through.

Sorry it's so short but it's only the starting chapter and yes, this will be Alder based becouse, he's never in any fanfictions... NOOO!

So yeah... And yes I remind you.. This is ganna be evil XD Feel free to say what you think the title means oh and my friends outside of the computer

have heard my ideas for this and say i'm related to Saint Dane. See look i've been working on my evil laughter too!

-laughs evilly-

Saint Dane: Needs more work O.o

Me: DIE! -battle cry-

Saint Dane: I need my mommy now... O.o