Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that I should be updating my other stories but my friend commanded me to post this and work on them later. XD Rated T for cursing if you were wondering! If I owned Ouran HSHC, would I seriously be writing this right now?

Tamaki and Kyoya secretly like each other. Mori and Hunny have a relationship they don't like to talk about in front of anyone else. The twins share a forbidden love with each other. Haruhi has a broken heart and can't trust anyone enough to let them in. In all honesty, he loved Tamaki, but Tamaki only thought of him as a son...poor Haruhi. Rejection!

Zoey looked up from the paper and sighed as her best friend Chloe looked at her with large blue hopeful eyes.

"Okay, I love the idea of it, but didn't I tell you to steer clear away from the host club?" Chloe pouted.

"Oh, come on Zoe! It's brilliant!"

"Details, details Cloe! It's a brilliant idea and all, but how do you think all their fans would react if they heard about this? Who needs the host club? They're just a bunch of man whores!" Chloe inhaled a bunch of air in shock.

"ZOE! We're in school!" Zoey put her hand on her hip.

"Does it look like I care? I mean, why open up a host club, and why don't the girls get jealous?! It makes no damn sense!"

"Zoe, please lower your curse bar."

"Whatevs, man. I still say we find a different case."

"The host club is the most popular thing at the Ouran Academy! Where else are we going to find news?"

Okay, let's stop here and start an explanation.

Zoey and Chloe are best friends. Like, sister friends. Their parents died seven years ago and they've been living together since then. They recently had a cousin helping them through it all, but she passed away five years ago. The cousin left all her things to the girls, including her bank account and house. From then on, the two girls had been living together without supervision. But, they made it out okay. Now, they've been enrolled into Ouran Academy and neither of the two girls appreciate the uniform very much. Zoey is fifteen while Chloe is sixteen.

Chloe has long bright red hair that she usually keeps in low curly pigtails. She used to wear glasses, but got contacts a few weeks ago. Her eyes are a baby blue and she took it upon herself to take care of Zoey. Zoey Has long orange hair and hazel eyes and she usually keeps her hair in a messy fishtail braid, made by Chloe of course. The only thing she can accomplish with her hair is straightening it. While Zoey loves wearing all sorts of colorful clothing, Chloe likes wearing black more and when she does wear colorful colors, she tones it down a bit. Zoey just loves to be the center of attention. Unfortunately for her, her attention that is given is often misused and directed in a bad way. She's often called a Ginger by her peers, but most of the time, she doesn't let that get her down.

Anyways, when they were accepted into Ouran, they both decided to spread their love of their fellow Otakus (if they existed in this school) and create an Anime/Manga Club. But, it was canceled because they didn't have enough money or funds to keep up with it. In their own desperation, they're now planning on creating a yaoi club and they need good material for the club adviser to accept it and officially make it a club. At first, Chloe wasn't as interested in yaoi until Zoey wouldn't stop yapping her head off about it and Chloe felt that she needed to be included. Zoey loves writing small novels and while Chloe does like writing a bit, she's more into tinkering with things, which could include from a light switch to Zoey's hair.

On another note, Chloe absolutely loves the host club—though she'd dare not say such things in front of Zoey—and has been more interested in finding the one she loves more than anything. Zoey had tried dating before, but romance really wasn't her type of thing. She absolutely hates the host club because of their silly antics. Sure, they could be funny and all, but it was partly their fault that she got picked on so much. Of course, Chloe doesn't know that...and Zoey didn't want to burden Chloe by telling her about that. Chloe had enough problems on her hand and Zoey didn't want to be a bother.

Explanation time over...for now...back to the story:

"I don't know, Cloe, but you know I don't like that club! I heard that Haruhi guy was forced to join because he didn't have enough money to pay for a broken vase! Who sells a vase for 8 million yen anyways? The host club is heartless!"

"Whatever you say, Zoe-"

"Girls, I would appreciate it if you stop chattering over there. I'm trying to teach and if you're not going to listen, go out in the hall!" All eyes were drawn on then, making them both flush with embarrassment. Okay, so maybe they both had a little bit of stage fright...Zoey looked over at Chloe with a look saying 'shall we go?' Chloe rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"We're sorry, please continue."

"Pfft, whatevs." Zoey muttered under her breath.

"Is there something you would like to share with the class Miss Zoey?" Zoey just looked away at her question. As if she'd listen to the teacher.

"Nope, not a thing."

"She just wants to be the center of attention." Both Chloe and Zoey heard some girls whispering about her. Oh God, please control yourself Zoe, please! Chloe sent her a begging look. Zoey just crossed her arms and glared at them. She didn't stop glaring at them either, even when the teacher started teaching again.

"She's staring at us..." the other said. The girl who first insulted her looked over.

"Hmph."

"Psst, Cloe, can I beat them up after school?" Chloe gave Zoey a seriously?! Look. Zoey pouted and started copying down notes from the board. The bell rang for the release bell and Zoey hopped straight out of her seat. "Yes! C'mon, Cloe, I've got to show you something awesome down at the shop!" Zoey grabbed Chloe's hand and immediately started pulling her away. Chloe hesitated and pulled her hand away when they got out of the classroom. Zoey frowned and looked at Chloe, confused.

"Um..."

"What's up, Cloe?" Zoey asked worriedly.

"Ah...you should go on without me. I have something to do..." Zoey sent her best friend a very suspicious look.

"Oh ho really? Like what?"

"Visit...ost...club..." Chloe said, coughing into her fist.

"Visit what?" Zoey held a hand to her ear, basically asking her to talk louder. Chloe sighed, she might as well get this over with.

"I'm going to visit the host club!" Zoey's jaw dropped. She felt so betrayed! She opened her mouth a few times and closed it again. "You want to go hang out with a bunch of man-"

"Don't say it! I just...you know how I am with romance!"

"Cloe, this is a really bad idea. Th-they're like...they...they like flirt with so many girls! I'm telling you, it's not a good idea!"

"Don't knock it til you try it!"

"You know, the last time you said that to me you had burnt muffins and I got food poisoning from it?" Chloe blinked.

"Oh yeah...ha...you can come with me if you-"

"No way! You can't seriously be asking me that! Cloe...what have they done to you?!" Chloe rolled her eyes.

"Fine, I'll just go by myself." Chloe turned around, a smirk plastered on her face as she walked off. Zoey was biting her lip for awhile before inwardly cursing. Damn it, she's doing this on purpose! It's all part of her plan to get me to come!

"Oh fine! But I ain't talking to anyone, got it?" Zoey took one look at Chloe's face and sweat dropped. Chloe had a victorious smirk plastered on her face. "But we're definitely going to the shop afterwards, got it—and wipe that grin off your face it's pissing me off!" Chloe barked a laugh.

"Did I ever tell you that I love you?" She grinned as she slung an arm around a grouchy Zoey.

"If you loved me, you would gimme a piggyback ride."

"Okay."

"Really?! Do ya mean it? Oh I'm so so so so happy now! Ya ready?" Chloe nodded as Zoey put on her fluffy bunny hat and charged at Chloe. She jumped on her back and both girls burst into a fit of giggles as Chloe walked her all the way down the hall to the third music room. All the way there, Zoey was blowing at Chloe's antenna that just wouldn't go down.

"What are you doing?"

"You've got a little antenna on your head!" Zoey exclaimed and Chloe gasped.

"You mean like Edward's?!" Zoey gasped.

"Totes!"

"Totes?"

"Totally?"

"I'm not even going to question your dictionary anymore."

"That would definitely be best." They both giggled and approached the 3rd Music Room. "How many freaking music rooms does this school have?!"

"Hmm...I think five."

"What?! How would you even know that?! Okay, Cloe, I totes have a new plan for us!"

"What's that?"

"Let's like, make a map of this place or something! You know what would be wicked though? If like they based this school off of the Black Order! Oh man, why does this school have to be pink?!"

"Would you quit complaining already?" Chloe asked, stopping for a minute.

"Why did you stop! Go horsey, go!" Zoey exclaimed yanking on Chloe's pigtails.

"OW! STOP OH MY GOD THAT HURTS! QUIT!" She exclaimed and they slammed into the door while two familiar red heads were exiting the room.

"AH WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" Zoey screamed, trying to stop Chloe's out of control running by pulling harder on her pigtails like someone would a horse's ropes.

That wasn't exactly the best idea in the world. It just made stopping all the more difficult. Crashing was like 85%. But now it was a definite 110%. They both slammed into the two hosts and tangled up like Twister gone wrong. Zoey felt sudden pain in her right hand and shouted in pain. There was a loud crash and the whole room was quiet. Oh God, I can feel them looking at me! Zoey thought embarrassingly. The pain in her wrist was so terrible she could only feel pain. She also felt a sharp pain in her left arm like glass.

"Not again..." she heard someone whisper.

Zoey was in too much pain to care what was going on right now. Chloe meanwhile, felt pain in her legs. Chloe looked up to see several shocked faces staring at them. Thankfully, they were all boys and no girls were involved. Chloe suddenly got scared when she heard Zoey moan in pain. She also felt her ankle and knee hurt. She opened her eyes and saw blood. She instantly squeaked and backed away, looking down at her knees. Perfect day to wear shorts, huh? Glass was embedded in her knees and her ankle was starting to get swollen. She crawled over to Zoey and winced when her wrist was bent quite the wrong way.

"Ah! Oh my God, ZOEY! Are you okay?!" Zoey mumbled something incoherent and sat up. She nearly fainted on the spot when she saw blood but kept herself together. All of the hosts were too busy gawking to help them. Zoey gasped at Chloe's knees and her ankle. She looked at her own wounds and to distract herself from the pain, she had to be melodramatic. Maybe she could help Chloe get the pain off her mind as well.

"PAIN! OH MY GOSH I THINK I'M DYING! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Chloe couldn't help it any longer. She bursts into a fit of hysterics and started holding her gut from laughing so hard. While she was laughing, Zoey started picking the glass out of her knees...

"Wow, Zoe, you just had to say something stupid, didn't you? Oh my God...we're bleeding! Where did all this glass come from?"

"No idea..." Zoey looked up and saw all the host club members watching in shock. "Gee, thank you for helping us!" Zoey thanked them sarcastically. "See, Cloe, I told you coming here was a bad idea! These idiots are cursed with doom!" Zoey pointed at them accusingly. She flinched and cradled her bleeding arm. Haruhi hurried over to help them

"Are you girls okay?" Does it look like we're okay?! Zoey thought bitterly. Chloe saw the look on her face and shook her head. "Here, I'll go get the first aid kit!" Haruhi ran away and quickly returned, opening the kit quickly and rolling back Zoey's sleeve. Both Chloe and Zoey looked away from the arm and it wasn't because of the expensive glass in her arm. It was the past scars. Haruhi didn't question her scars but took the glass out with tweezers.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's a very bad habit there." Hikaru commented. Zoey glared at him and didn't stop until Haruhi was done wrapping her arm up. Haruhi turned to Chloe and wrapped her knees up as well.

"Not only that, you're in for it now." Kaoru commented. The girls looked at them questionably.

"I'm very sorry to say this, girls, but you two just broke a very expensive vase."

Oh shit.

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