Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the characters.
A/N: I came up with this idea while eating powdered doughnuts. I hope you enjoy. Sorry for any errors, I had my sis check it over and then I rechecked it, I might have missed some. If so…I'm sorry.
He knows everything about her. No one knows her as well as he does. He knows things about her that not even her assistant knows, and she traveled with her for years. One thing he knows about her that no one else does is that she is addicted to miniature powdered doughnuts.
She absolutely loves them, she can't seem to ever get enough of them and once she has them she wants more. There is only one way that she knows how to get them without people finding out…Jiraiya. He is the one that started her addiction. She has no idea where he gets them, or how he gets them. But somehow, he always has them whenever he wants something from her. She knows that he uses them against her for his own benefits, but she doesn't care. She says yes to his request just to get her hands on the doughnuts that he brings her.
He knows she will always say yes if he offers her the doughnuts. He never could understand her addiction to them, but he didn't really care. He has other motives behind his offer. He knows that once she gets her hands on these doughnuts she has to eat them. This results in her getting the powder on her face.
After she got the powder on her lips he would interrupt her eating. He just couldn't help himself. Every time he sees the powder on her lips it is like it's his duty to get it off. It doesn't matter if he uses his fingers or his tongue; he just has to get it off.
Both of his options bother her, especially when he decides to lean over and lick her. She never knows if he is going to use his fingers or his tongue because he starts with the same approach every time. She knows he does this to throw her off her guard. She also knows that he makes up his mind right before he does it.
He leans over her desk, close to her face. She stops eating and looks at him.
"Not again." She goes to wipe her mouth but he reaches up and grabs hold of her wrist.
"I'll get it." He leans closer and places his free hand on the side of her face.
"I really don't need your help. I can get-"
He quickly leans forward and grazes his tongue along her bottom lip, cleaning off all the powder that resides there. "There…all gone."
He leans back and laughs at her facial expression. It's the same one every time.
"You're lucky I need you as my supplier." Her facial expression changes from a shocked, distraught one, to an annoyed look.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. See you at 8. Make sure you dress fancy, I'm taking us somewhere nice," he says walking out the door.
"Wait…what did I agree to?" she asks, yelling after him even though the door is closed. She waits a moment and only hears his laughter down the hall.
"Jiraiya, you get your ass back here right now!" She pushes up from her desk and runs out of her office to chase after her favorite supplier.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this little one-shot. Please review!