Bunny… Butt… Cookies…

By: candycanelila

Summary: "Wha… What is this?!" Jack snickered. "Bunny Butt Cookies™!" In which Bunny receives the weirdest gift ever.

AN: So… Erm… My bro was playing a ditzy math game… And I stole his computer for a minute to check mah email… And I saw this retarded ad above his game…

Bunny… Butt… Cookies…

So this oneshot was born! I hope you enjoy it!

Warning: This is the first time I have tried to get Bunny's accent in his dialogue. If it sucks, I'm sorry. I just wanted to try it out. So, most of the time, if he says "ah" it will likely mean "I" just with his lovely accent.

Sorry if I offend any Australians.

"Hey Bunny!" Jack burst into the Warren, a brightly colored package tucked safely under his arm. "Bunny!"

"Jack, ah don't got time for ya stupid games," Bunny said over his shoulder, guiding some googies into the paint river. "Tomorrah's Easter!"

Jack sighed. "I got you something!"

Bunny stood and turned to Jack, eyeing the neon package. "Uh, why?"

Jack made a 'duh' face. "Cuz it's Easter! I don't know when your birthday is, so I decided today would be good to give you your present!"

Bunny sighed. "Couldn't I open it tha day after Easter?"

Jack sighed dramatically and fell to the ground, sprawling out. "But that's just no fun!"

Bunny rolled his eyes. "Just gimmi it."

Jack jumped up and practically threw the bright gift into Bunny's arms. Bunny shook it before tearing the radiant paper away. He looked at the box. Then he blinked. He pinched his arm. He looked up at Jack with a horrified expression.

"Wha… What is this?!"

Jack snickered. "Bunny Butt Cookies!"

Bunny's eye twitched and he turned the box, looking at it again. He opened it and pulled out a cookie.

"I already baked, cooled and frosted them for you!" Jack said enthusiastically.

Bunny raised his eyebrows and stared at the cookie in his paw that represented a bunny's butt. His mouth twitched and he raised the sugary cookie to his mouth. He parted his lips and took a tentative bite.

Jack watched excitedly as Bunny chewed, his expression changing to marvel as he ate. "So…" Jack started. "How is it?"

Bunny's eyes widened and he grinned. "It's… Awesome!" he shoved the rest of the cookie into his mouth and grabbed two more, adding them to his hungry maw.

Jack smiled. "You like them?"

Bunny devoured two more. "I wuv dem!" he shouted through a mouthful of crumbs.

Jack's smile began to die. "Erm… Bunny? You already ate seven and there are only ten in there."

Bunny froze, frosting and cookie crumbs coating his muzzle. "Wha… What?!"

Jack winced. "You can get more at Walmart…"

Bunny straightened for a moment then grinned. "Okay!" he devoured the last three cookies and dashed to his house.

Jack frowned. "Where are you going?!"

"Walmart!" Bunny tapped the ground and hopped through his hole.

Jack grimaced. "But… Easter's tomorrow…"

AN: Happy Easter! :)

Update: This has a sequel! Check it out on my profile!

ttyl ;- ]