"Alright Stewie, You be good for Daddy while I'm gone," Lois Griffin said as she left to run some errands.
"Yes, I'm sure I won't be able to get away with much while the fat man is taking his afternoon nap," Stewie commented.
"Okay Stewie, are you ready for a day filled with…" Peter said right before he fell asleep and landed on the couch.
"Now that Lois and the fat man are out I can make it, unnoticed, to the Stewie Cave," Stewie announced as he took off towards his bed room. As he ran past the bathroom he heard a flush. "Blast. I forgot about the mutt."
Stewie jumped and somersaulted into his room, pulled the bat in his toy chest which opened a secret door, and escaped into the weapons armory located in his room.
"Whoa," Stewie said. "That was a close one." Stewie started rummaging through the armory. "Found it."
He started creeping through the house when Brian spotted him and started questioning him. "So, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing. I just got finished watching Spongebob. He and Patrick went to Atlantis."
"What do you plan on doing?"
"Nothing except for…" Stewie pulled out a bazooka, "Blowing your brains out if you don't get out of my way you flea-ridden bastard!"
"Oh my god, Stewie. You could kill someone with that."
"Yes, that's what I plan on doing."