Darcy had been thrilled to hear that Mr. Stark's invitation for visiting the Avengers Tower had extended to her as well as Jane. She had met all the Avengers before of course, but only Jane had seen the Tower once when visiting Thor. It would have been amazing to see the place for the first time with Jane by her side, but leave it to SHIELD and some potential phenomenal discovery to cause said astrophysicist to delay her trip a bit. No one missed how the god's smile faltered slightly when he found out his Jane would be kept away from him for a few more days, but he had been more than pleased to see Darcy yet again, sweeping her off her feet as he pulled her into a mighty bear hug.

After catching up with him, getting a tour of the Tower from Tony,and becoming reacquainted with the rest of the gang, Darcy sat in the Dining Hall sharing tacos with Thor and Tony while Steve nursed coffee and a doughnut. Giving him a once over, she decides to state what's on her mind.

"No offense, Big Guy, but I've been meaning to ask you- what's up with your choice of clothes?" Darcy does a pointing gesture at his outfit with her half-eaten Taco .

Thor's brows furrow as he looks down at his sleeveless armor in confusion. "I see nothing strange about my garments."

"Not strange for you I guess, but seriously, is there another alien invasion I need to worry about because you look pretty battle ready right now?"

"I had thought this to be casual, after all I am without my cape."

Tony laughs around a mouthful of beef and lettuce then takes a swig of his soda so he could chime in.

"Sorry to break it to ya, Darce, but Thunderbolt here doesn't really have many 'mortal' clothes yet. He practically just started staying at the tower semi-permanently at least... you know Thor, you should really let me buy you a proper wardrobe."

"Well," Steve begins, finishing off his doughnut, "He does have those regulation SHEILD clothes the agents use for training sessions and down time."

"What? Those won't do at all!" Exclaims Darcy, looking just short of appalled. "Thor, your lovely lady is coming in just a few days and basically all she's seen you in so far is Asgardian battle-ware and her ex's old jeans. Don't you want to impress her when she sees you?"

"Will I regret it if I say yes?" Rumbles Thor, earning a smirk from both Tony and Steve.

Darcy tries not to be offended. Instead she pulls out her new welcome gift from Tony, a Stark Pad, and searches for nearby clothing shops. "Of course not silly! I was just going to offer my fashion assistance in picking out your new wardrobe. Trust me Thor, you'll be so totally smokin' when I get through with you that Jane will just die!"

"I gather this is a good thing?" Thor references Darcy's slang.

Steve must have made the connection because he comments, "One can never tell these days, can they?"

Tony rolls his eyes at the blonds and directs to Darcy, "Why should you be Thor's fashion assistant anyway?"

"Cuz I knew him first and I know what Jane likes too." Supplies Darcy, peering over her Stark Pad.

"Yea, but I have the much needed funds and I've got the fashion sense. You know, I've been voted best dressed and sexiest man alive in several magazines."

Steve scoffs. "I doubt Thor wants to imitate the flashy Hollywoodsy look you sport in those publications, Stark, especially if he wants to fit in. He'd probably appreciate something more simple and comfortable."

"Ha! Now you're a fashion expert, Cap? You, Mr. My-Waredrobe's-Still-Stuck-In-The-40's?"

Thor sighs. "Shall I have a say in any of this?"

"No!" Tony and Darcy shout together.

Thor can't help but laugh. "You are acting as stubborn fools! Why must it be a contest? I am willing to take advice from all of you regarding the appropriate attire for Midgard."

"Wait," Darcy says, putting down the tablet and leaping from her seat. "A contest, that's a great idea Thor!"

"That is not what I..." Thor trails off as Darcy interrupts him excitedly, "We could all create a sample look for Thor that represents what fashions we think best suit him, then we showcase it among the rest of the group together. The person with the best look gets to assist Thor with his wardrobe choices!"

Tony scratches his goatee. "Hmm, that sounds like fun. I like how you think, Darcy. So not only am I in, but I'm also donating to the cause for all participates. Plus if you mention my names in several stores you'll get freebies."

"Uh, I'm not so sure about contests and stuff but I'll help Thor put together a look if he doesn't mind it ." Steve complies.

"Awesome guys! Thor, aren't you excited?! Please say you're excited!" Darcy makes her most convincing puppy dog eyes. "Jane is gonna be pleasantly surprised when she sees your new look!"

"Well , surprising Jane does sound nice." Thor muses aloud. After a moment he resigns, "Indeed, then, I am most eager. When shall we start?"