Trapper just left! He was gone. Hawkeye was sad about this. Very sad. He was totally mad and wanted to kick someone in the face. But he didn't and instead slept in his cot until his next tour of duty. Then the PA system came on and was yelling that it was time to get to work on the operating table. Hawkeye was all mad and stuff but he got up anyway because he had to. So he walked up and was going to the operating house when he tripped over Frank who was laying on the floor!
Hawkeye: Frank, what are you doing! On the floor!
Frank: Uh, what the fuck you want Pierce? Ain't nunna yo business!
Hawkeye: You need to come to the operating room!
Frank: Bitch, I'll do whatevea tha hell I please, so step away 'fo I send yo ass to the stockades!!!
Hawkeye: Oh no you did not just say that to me!
Frank: Hell yeh I did!
Hawkeye was mad now!
Hawkeye: I don't want to see your face ever again!
Frank: Hey, ya leave me alone or I'm callin tha colonel fo sho.
Hawkeye was angry especially since Trapper left, and he was about to stomp on Franks face when Radar came in.
Radar: Let's get goin sirs!
Hawkeye rolled his eyes, he hated having this little kid telling him what to do. But he went to operate anyway because he had to. He started washing his hands when Margaret came over and pushed Hawkeye out of the way.
Hawkeye wanted to punch her in the face but he brought up to never do that to a woman so he didn't but instead:
Hawkeye: Go do Frank!
Margaret gasped and told him he was an animal! But Hawkeye just went and got ready to operate on some soldiers. She told Frank about it and Frank was so angry!
Frank: Don't worry baby, I'mma take care of him tonight.
Margaret: Oh you sound so fine talking like that baby!
Frank: Yeah, you look so fine baby.
They started to make out passionately all over until they stumbled into the operating room!
Col Blakes: What are you two doing in here like that? Get ready to operate freaks! Stop acting so nasty there are wounded men in here that need help!
Frank and Margaret were soooo embarrassed, they were all just like I'm sorry! So they washed up and did the whole operating thing. They worked for hours and finally it was over. By then it was late during the night. Everyone walked back to their own tent. Then a PA system announcement started yelling at them saying report to the mess tent!
So everyone went to the mess tent, even though they really didn't want to. In the tent:
Col. Blake: Attention everyone! We have new personnel that need to be introduced. This is Captain Alex Rodman!!
Alex Rodman was only the hottest guy ever! He had striking good looks: dark brown hair, gray eyes, he was tall and fit, he had a firm jaw and stunning features! He was 20 years of age and totally sexy. All of the nurses were definitely checking him out and Hawkeye was totally jealous! Well, anyway.
Col Blake went up to Hawkeye and told him that, Captain Rodman would be sharing the tent with Frank and him. Frank was so pissed, he didn't want that guy sharing the tent! Frank told Rodman: You betta watch yo back, bitch.
Then walked off to Margaret tent. Alex Rodman was just like whatever. So like then Hawkeye came up and introduced himself saying his name was Hawkeye and they'de be sharing a tent!