What Happens When TP1-chan Gets a Gundam…
AHHH!!!!
*has just finished 4 cokes and is on her 5th one* HYPERHYPERHYPER!!!
*ahem* Well, I've been complaining for weeks now how much I wanted a gundam,
and I thought, 'What would happen if I actually got one?' Ohohohoho!!
Heero-kun:
Do we really wanna know?
TP1-chan:
Do you really want me to sic Relena
on you?
Heero-kun:
*cringe* Nononono!! I was just joking, oh great TP1-sama!! *bows repeatedly*
That's
better! ^_^ I love torturing helpless anime guys…^_~ R&R!!
DISCLIAMER:
I don't own Gundam Wing. If I did, I'd kill off Relena and have me as Heero's
girlfriend. (Heero-kun: Which one is worse? -_- ()) I HEARD THAT!!! *chases
after him w/ her indestructible blue mallet* Heero-kun: AHHHH!!!!!
Director:
And…CUT!!
*the
five kawaii gundam pilots come off set*
Director:
Perfect, guys! Take five.
*guys
go to shower off before next scene*
Heero:
You know, Duo, I think you kinda messed up that scene a little, back there.
Duo:
Ha! What do you know, Mr.
I-can't-even-look-Relena-in-the-face-because-she's-so-ugly! The director made
us do that scene 12 times because you weren't being 'sincere'!
Heero:
Shut up, braid-boy!
*guys
get into mock fight, enter shower room laughing*
Heero:
Uh, guys? Something doesn't feel right…
Quatre:
What, your spandex too tight? *all except Heero bursts out laughing*
Heero:
*ignores laughter* No…it's the whole balance of things…something's gonna
happen…
*lights
go out, they hear the door lock*
Wufei:
Who's there?!
Trmpetplaya1:
Don't be afraid, my little Wufei-chan…
Wufei:
……grr…why you little…
TP1:
*giggles* You wouldn't hurt a girl,
now would you?
Wufei:
You don't know who you're messing with, you woman!!! *preparing to kill*
TP1:
Hold your horses, Chibi Wufei, you might want to rethink your threat, later on…
Wufei:
…never…*growling*
TP1:
Well, let's get moving, shall we? *snaps fingers, lights come on, revealing
totally different room*
Quatre:
Where are we?
TP1:
In my top-secret-un-penetrable-totally-safe hideout!! MWAHAHAHA!!
*all
guys sweatdrop*
TP1:
*composes herself* Ahem…allow me to introduce myself: I'm Trmpetplaya1, but you
can call me TP1-sama.
Trowa:
*mutters* How 'bout not…
TP1:
*glares* Anyway, I've brought you here because I need some help.
Heero:
And what makes you think we'll help you, TP1-dono?
TP1:
Ahhh! Don't call me that!! (AN-I have a personal thing against the suffix
'-dono'. Ask anyone who knows me well…) Well, for one thing, if you don't,
you'll never see these again! *pulls out a remote control, punches a few
buttons, really big door opens behind her*
*all
gundam pilots gasp*
Duo:
Where'd you get those?!?! *points at all the gundams that TP1-chan stole*
TP1:
*grins evilly* That's not important right now, my little Shingami. Now, back to
the subject. You see, I've been trying to work them, but I can't figure out
what all the buttons are for…*sigh*
Heero:
So?! Why should we help you?
TP1:
Because…if you don't, I'll Chibify all of you and we'll play house…the TP1-chan
way…*grins again*
*all
guys cringe at thought*
Wufei:
But, why do you want the gundams, anyway?
TP1:
*goes into crazed psycho mode* Power!! My little Wufei, POWER!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wufei:
*sweatdrop* Oh…soka…
TP1:
*stops laughing* So, will y'all help me? *puppy dog eyes* Pwetty pwease?
*guys
can't resist eyes*
Heero:
*sigh* Fine, we'll help you. But on one condition…
TP1:
Yes? What condition?
Heero:
Hang on, let me talk w/ the rest of the guys.
TP1:
Sure, talk away! But you have only 5 minutes, got it?
Heero:
Hai, domo. *gets all guys in a circle, lots of whispering, TP1-chan looking on
curiously*
~Five
minutes later…~
Heero:
Ok, we've reached our decision. We'll help you, but only if you help us.
TP1:
How?
Heero:
First, you gotta promise.
TP1:
Promise, as long as it's in my power, I'll do it. *pinky swears w/ all the
guys*
Heero:
Ok, Quatre, you first.
Quatre:
Once you learn how to use the gundams, I
want to fly Wing Zero! *gets far away look* That's what I've always wanted…n_n
Heero:
*rolls eyes and says something that sounds suspiciously like 'Over my dead
body'* Ok, Wufei?
Wufei:
KILL ALL WOMEN!!!!
TP1:
*sweatdrop* Umm…I can't do that, sorry…do you have an alternative?
Wufei:
*thinking REALLY hard* Hmmm…kill half of them then?
TP1:
*sighs* Next?
Wufei:
darn…;_;
Duo:
*jumping up and down, hand raised* Me! Oh memememe!!
TP1:
*sweatdrop* Duo? What's your request?
Duo:
The entire line of Salon Selectives Hair Products!! *starry eyed* Think of all
the great things I could do to my hair, instead of this bakana braid…n_n
TP1:
We'll see about that…Next?
Trowa:
*gets crazed, killing look in eyes* More weapons…need…more…weapons…
TP1:
Finally! Someone w/ the same perspective as me!! *hugs Trowa REALLY tightly*
Trowa:
*can't breathe*…
TP1:
*lets go* Ahem…and you, Heero?
Heero:
I just want one thing: get rid of Relena! She drives me crazy w/ all this peace
junk! Kill her off in your next couple of fics, K?
TP1:
You know, Heero, that's the best request I've heard all day! *grins evilly* Can
you say 'Bai-bai Relena'? ^_~
Heero:
Heheheheh…Bai-bai! ^_^
*TP1-chan
and Heero start laughing evilly*
Wufei:
Yay!! One less woman in this stinkin' world!!! *joins in evil laughing*
Duo:
Hey, if you kill her off, can I have all her hair accessories? ^_^
TP1:
Sure!
Quatre:
*staring at Wing Zero longingly* someday…n_n
Trowa:
*still has killing look in eyes* More weapons…kill off everyone…grrrr…
TP1:
Ok, you guys, back to helping TP1-chan!!
*Trowa
comes out of killing mode, Quatre stops drooling, Duo quits stroking his hair,
and Wufei's and Heero's laughing reduces to giggling*
Trowa:
Well, first of all, you've got to adjust the seat to fit comfortably…
*all
guys give in input on how the controls work, and pointers on the important
things. Like destroying*
~30
minutes later…~
TP1:
Yessssss!!! I'm the MASTER!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *high fives all the guys*
Wufei:
You know, you're not so bad for a girl, after all…
Trowa:
Yeah, at least someone in this
universe understands my need for heavy machinery…*starts to go into killing
mode again*
Duo:
I agree…and you have the nicest hair I've ever seen *looks longingly at TP1-chan's
long, silky black hair* Well, expect for mine, of course…
Quatre:
And I get to fly Wing Zero!! YAY!!!
Heero:
Bai-bai, Relena!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
TP1:
Aww! Thanks, you guys, you're the greatest.
Duo:
You know, I think this kidnapping is the best thing that's ever happened to me;
definitely the most fun.
Wufei:
Yah, too bad we have to go back, soon…*sigh*
TP1:
You don't have to go, yet. Y'all can hang here as long as you want! ¡Mi casa es su casa!
Trowa:
Yes! More time to add weapons!! *-*
Quatre:
YAY!! I can fly Wing Zero longer!!! n_n
Duo:
Can you do my hair, TP1-chan? I think I'm getting split ends…;_;
Wufei:
Maybe she'll change her mind and kill off a third of the female population! Yes…
Heero:
Awesome! I can help you think of ways to kill Relena! Hehehe…^_^
TP1:
You guys are staying, for sure!! *smiles real big* Now, anyone up for a little
minor galaxy annihilation? Hehehehe…
Quatre:
I got dibs on Wing Zero!! *runs to gundam*
Heero:
HEY! Come back here, you little rich brat!! *runs after him*
Duo:
Umm…do you guys mind if I stay here? The sweat isn't really good for my roots,
and it gets really hot in those
gundams…
TP1:
No prob! Here…*punches in a code on remote control*
Duo:
AHHH!! *runs toward mini-salon that just appeared next to gundam hanger*
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!! n_n
Wufei:
Hmmm…I wonder how many planets out there have a feminine race I can destroy…
TP1:
Oh, I know of some that would suit you just fine, Chibi Wufei! ^_^
Wufei:
Yes!! HEY! I'm not chibi!!! _
Trowa:
So, about those weapons?
TP1:
Here ya go…*punches in diff. code*
*a
whole slew of guns, cannons, etc. appears on Heavyarms*
Trowa:
You are 'da bomb, TP1-chan!!! *hugs her really hard, picks her off the ground*
TP1:
I'm in heaven…n_n
Trowa:
*lets her go and skips off toward Heavyarms* Lalalalala!! Mass destruction is
mine!! ^_^
TP1:
*snaps out of Trowa-loving trance* Hey! Wait up, you guys!! *runs over to Wing
Zero*
*Heero
and Quatre are in a cat fight over the awesome gundam*
Heero:
It's mine, you baka!! *pulls at Quatre's hair*
Quatre:
Ha! She said I could fly it,
Relena-lover!! *sinks teeth into his arm*
Heero:
AHHHH!! Why you little….!! *clonks him over the head w/ a big Japanese fan* And
I'm not a Relena-lover!!!!
TP1:
Sorry guys, I got first dibs on Wing Zero!! *sticks out tongue and runs over to
the mobile suit before they can do anything*
Heero
and Quatre: HEY!! No fair!! It's mine!!!!!
TP1:
*from inside the gundam* Don't worry, I'll bring it back! Meanwhile…*punches in
yet another code on her awesome
remote control*
*Two
Wing Zero prototype gundams appear next to the original*
Quatre:
Sweet!!! Domo arigatou gozaimasu!!! *runs to nearest Wing Zero*
Heero:
Your going down, Rich Boy!!! *gets strapped into gundam*
*TP1-chan
in original Wing Zero, Wufei in Shenlong, Trowa in his weapon-loaded Heavyarms,
and Quatre and Heero in the Wing Zero prototypes, all leave hanger.*
Duo:
*washing hair* This is Heaven, I tell you! Heaven!!! Hanyaan…n_n
*all
gundam pilots (minus Duo) and TP1-chan fly off of remote island where
TP1-chan's top-secret-un-penetrable-totally-safe hideout is, and head off to go
destroy some minor galaxies. Everyone is happy. Except…*
~Back
at GW set…~
Relena:
*searching for Heero* Heero? Oh Heero!! Come out, come out where ever you are!!
*all of a sudden gets hit on the head w/ a 10-ton anvil* @_@
Heero:
*uses his gundam to high five TP1-chan's* Yes! We are the best!!
TP1-chan
and Heero: Bai-bai, Relena!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero:
So…TP1-chan…you busy this Friday?
TP1:
*blush* No, doshite?
Heero:
You wanna do some target practicing w/ our gundams?
TP1:
Hai! You're on, Heero-kun!! ^_^
~The End~
AN-
So,
what'd y'all think? I know it's kinda long, but it was my first time to write a
story in play format. I esp. liked the ending…n_n Lol. I know it was WAY OOC
(Out Of Character) but…*ish on 7th coke* Coca-cola
good…mmmmm…*giggles* Lemme know what you think in your review! Ja ne!!
Trmpetplaya1
(trmpetgrl1@icqmail.com)
P.S.
I still want a gundam!!! _