"Numa Numbnut Nonsense"

Disclaimer!: I do not own Azumanga Daioh, I own this drabble series about them.
Warnings: Occasional swearing, occasional slight and/or implied Shoujo-ai, and occasional dirtiness because of the Numbnuts and Sakaki.

Summary: I wanted to write more non-romance AzuDai fics because of how you you all loved my "Chiyowned" FanFiction. I was going to make a Nyamowned, Tomowned, and even a Chihirowned but I decided I'll do them here. Please review if you read it, just telling me as long as you want about what you think of it. Also there's a few slight dedications to TheSilverback and his fic "Is This Love That I'm Feeling?" Try and find them.

Tomo watched a shivering Chiyo Mihama sleep in strong Sakaki's arms.

"That tears it." The wildcat declared, bringing her fist down into her hand.

Yomi moaned, "Tomo… go to bed please, we heard enough of your crack pot theories for the rest of our lives in the last hour… you're getting scarier than Osaka with her crack couples."

The mellow-voiced Numbnut stared sharply at Yomi. "Say whatcha will but ya' can't deny the truth. Chiyo-chan's pig-tails' are not only the Overlords of adorable despair, but their also parting-torn lovers. Same goes for the Kamineko and lil Yama Pika Pikachu…"

"CAT YAOI!?" Tomo exclaimed, waving a finger at Ayumu.

Yomi rolled her eyes. "Osaka… just call him Maya please."

"Yeah. Anyway, what tears what, O, Mighty Queen of the Bonkura?" Kagura whined from where she lay beside Yomi.

Tomo pointed at Sakaki and Chiyo. "SAKAKI'S A CHILD MOLESTOR!"

Silence.

"I see!" Yomi announced with eyes wide. No one noticed the dark figure of a short-haired girl in the window staring at the bed where Sakaki, Chiyo, and Maya lay together.

Tomo grinned. "Yeah?"

"Yeah! You're even more stupid than you two an hour ago!"

"Say WHAT!?"

Osaka stared out the windows and saw a sobbing envy-green figure outside. "Ah… Jealousy turning saints into the sea."

Kagura looked at her friend, blinking twice. "Isn't that an American song?"

"Hey yanno what American song I really really like? That Numa Numa!"

Yomi sweat, starting to loose her patience. She direly wanted to wake up her Anti-Bonkura Force Three Friends. "Osaka… that's German."

"Why do they call them Germans anyway? Are they dirty?"

"Ugh… I'm going to bed."

"Hey, why are Chiyo and Sakaki sleeping together again anyway?" Kagura asked.

"PEDO LOVERS!!!" Tomo howled. Mr. Tadakichi stared blankly at her.

"Our well known wildcat idiot made her watch that stupid evil blender movie."

Osaka sighed, "My dreams of marrying an American are crushed."

"SAKAKI SLEPT WITH YOU TOO!?"