Hello there. This is Aranea Serket. Due to the convenience of the author, I will be censoring some of the dialogue due to her discomfort of typing profanity. In exchange, I sadly won't 8e 88le to tell you my interesting stories about the reproduction of leprechauns and the like. I hope you enjoy the story. ::::)

Act 1

Your name is Davepetasprite^2 and the author doesn't feel like telling the readers everything about you and redirects you to the MS Paint Adventures Wiki. You will now have your story be told in a way the author is more used to typing in so she can stop typing 'you' outside of dialogue.

B33 claw claw meowther*******

B33 this is davepetasprite clawing at you live with some sick beats

B33 like so sick yo momma is gonna die of cancer

B33 actually that was a purretty bad analogy

B33 ****

B33 i just nyoticed im being censored and ****

B33 what a catastrophe

B33 hey ***hole can you stop that

No. You are lucky I don't prevent you from speaking outright.

B33 purretty furease

No and good8ye.

B33 *davepetasprite meows sadly in hopes of getting the attention of the mysterious voice purribably stuck in purrgatory like a rambunctious crow stuck in spurrite form*

Your name is Mariee Susain and you are one of those bad trollsonas that Andrew Hussie said is technically canon one time. As your name suggests, you are a self insert Mary Sue who has white blood despite that being genetically improbable for trolls. You also are super sexy and everyone likes you for no reason other reason than plot convenience. Also, you have have long, pink hair, heart shaped horns, virtually no personality, and walk around in a skimpy bikini because fan service and modern day expectations? (Who's writing this?!)

Tee hee 3 Where did Kitty-poo go 3 I want to kiss him soooo much 3

Tee hee 3 I'm so perfect and likable and everyone loves me 3

Tee hee 3 I found you 3

ZZZZZZZZZZ

Tee hee 3 You're so cute when you're sleeping 3

ZZZZZZZZZZ **** YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ

Awwwww 3 So sweet too 3

Miss CGA? I've noticed isn't letting you use some of the typing quirks properly. Do you want me to do something a8out it?

Eh, I don't really care about that. This website probably just thinks I'm not using alternative quotations properly.

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