Just A Little Bit Random

By: Diminuative Nitwits

Okay, first story posted on this account, on this site courtesy of my friend Mandy XD

Warning: This contains randomness, OOCness and yeah...so if no likey please just go back.

Disclaimer -We don't own Fruits Basket...no matter how much moneyMandy saves, which isn't much >->;;;

He's D-E-D!

"OH MY GOD!" said Shigure out of nowhere jumping from his spot upon the table.

"What?" asked everyone looking at him as they ate their breakfast.

"Nothing," Shigure replied, "I just wanted to say oh my god."

Yuki slapped him over the head at his cousin's randomness.

"EEP..." said Tohru wincing at the thud it made upon contact.

"Ow Yuki, did you really have to hit so hard? You can hurt someone you know, namelyme!" Shigure whined rubbing his head.

"Stupid Rat," muttered Kyo as he dropped his bowl and chopsticks unceremoniously upon the table, "Everytime you do that he loses even more braincells, which makes him even more annoying than usual."

"Jealous much?" asked Shigure batting his eyelashes.

"What are you retarded or something?" yelled Kyo. "Why would I be jealous of you?"

"Well, apart from my devilish good looks and charming personality let's see..." began Shigure.

Yuki again hit him on the head a second time aroundand Shigure randomly fell on Tohru.

"EEEEEH..." yelled Tohru looking at the unconscious Shigure.

"Shigure you sick bastard get up!" yelled Kyo jumping up and gently in Kyo-fashion begankicking him.

Silence……………….

"Ummm, this kinda hurts can you please move him?" asked Tohru smiling nervously as she shifted beneath the added weight.

"Sure Miss. Honda," Yuki smiled his trademark smile.

Yuki grabbed Shigures legs and Kyo, rolling his eyes in reluctance,grabbed his arms.

"Jesus, Shigure's obviously been eating out at McDonalds," Kyo grunted, "Weighs like an effing elephant."

"Or a dead body," said Tohru helpfully, getting up and dusting the imaginary dirt upon her skirt.

Kyo and Yuki dumped Shigure on the couch and then froze.

"What did you say Miss. Honda?" asked Yuki wide eyed.

"Oh um…a dead body?" Tohru repeated again.

They all stared at Shigure, "You don't think…" Kyo said trailing off.

"Oh. My. God." Cried Yuki fainting on the floor like the girl he is.

"AHHH! YUKI!" said Tohru rushing over, "Yuki whats wrong?"

"Tohru just leave IT to rot there, we have bigger things to worry about." Said Kyo looking at Shigure.

"Really?" said Tohru standing up, "Like what?"

"Like Shigure being dead," replied Kyo.

Tohru fainted right then and there upon the livingroom floor.

"I'm surrounded by idiots," muttered Kyo walking over to the phone in the hallway.

"Hatori?" said Kyo after dialing the numbers.

"What is it now?" asked Hatori cutting to the chase. As it was standard procedure that a call not from Shigur was usually about Shigure."Let me guess, Shigure got beat up by that butch sumo wrestler again."

"No," said Kyo, "He's dead."

"He's what now?" asked Hatori.

"Dead."

"What kind of dead?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF DEAD? HE'S DEAD YOU IDIOT. DEAD AS IN D-E-D!" Yelled Kyo into the phone.

"That's not how you spell dead Kyo," said Hatori calmly.

"SHUT UP DAMMIT!" screamed Kyo slamming the phone down.

Hatori unlike Kyo placed the phone done calmly, "Kyo sure sucks at making prank phone calls," he mused to himself.

"Kyo, WHERE?" asked Kagura,as shesuddenly appears in a state of randomness at Hatori's door.

"Kagura, what are you doing here?" asked Hatori.

"Oh, I was on my way back from my secret Kyo shrine, that no one knows about because it's a secret."

"If it's a secret, why'd you tell me?" asked Hatori quizzically.

"Who said I did?" Kagura said smiling like a baboon.

Hatori sighed, "LOOK KYO!" he said pointing in the furthest direction from him.

"MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE..." said Kagura running off into the distance.

"Thick as a brick," sighed Hatori as he reverted back to some forms laid about upon his desk.

It's done...yeah, I had to edit this as my friend, Mandy is too lazy to place COMMAS and FULL STOPS after what they say...¬.¬ Please READ + REVIEW as it's nice to recieve them though please leave flames out, I can handle them but I don't she can ¬.¬

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Unitl next chapter(Yes, there is more...),

Diminuative Nitwits