This is a quick collections of conversations filled with inuendos and double meanings. Sorry if you dont understand any of it. I have a few ideas but only enough for a few more chapters. If you have any inuendo ideas please review/pm me. thaks!
Emmett- heeeeey Bella
Bella- um, hey Emmett. Why are you looking at me that way?
Emmett- just thinking about those noises coming from the cottage last night.
*Bella goes pink*
Emmett- how did Nessie sleep?
Bella- um, fine.
Emmett- how did she manage to sleep through Edwards…um,snoring?
Bella- Id prefer not to talk about Edwards 'snoring'
Emmett-but he 'snores' so loudly
Bella- You 'snore' yourself Emmett
Emmett- but not as loudly as Edward. Its sounds like his 'snoring' will knock the house down.
Bella- its not that loud. Stop being stupid Emmett.
Rosalie- that's an impossibility, Bella
Emmett-hey!
*Bella laughs*
Emmett- rose, tell Bella how loud Edwards 'snoring' actually is.
Rosalie- what the hell? Edward doesn't snore
*Emmett wiggles his eyebrows*
*Rosalie giggles*
Rosalie- oh yes, I was meaning to say something about that to you. His 'snoring'
*Rosalie snickers*
Rosalie- is quite loud.
*Edward walks in*
Edward- What are you talking about? And Emmett, you really should be having those thoughts.
Bella- he's complaining about your 'snoring'
Edward- huh? I don't snore.
*reads Emmett's mind*
Edward- oh, that snoring.
*Rosalie laughs*
Edward-If you dont like it, just get earplugs.
Hopefully you worked out what 'snoring' was!
more soon,
Estee xoxo