What The Hunger Games Would be Like if Suzanne Collins was 11

by xMiaLovex

DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. IT IS BAD FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. :) One shot. Really, REALLY bad. Like really bad. Read it if you want to pee in your pants. It's 99 words that will waste your time.

Just a random one shot. Not to be taken seriously! xD Entertainment purposes only. Criticize me all you want, because it's purposely bad.

Hai meh namee is Katpiss Everdeenn I am 17 yrs old I am very pretty I like to hunt. My little sister Prim wuz reaped 4 the Hungarr games. I saved her life because I was like "OMG I'll DIE 4 U" and I went in2 tha HG. dis Guy named Pita had a bigg crush on meh cuz I am rlly rlly beautiful. We faught ppl 2gether and than we killed some peeps. The ennd.