Yo! This is my first non-yaoi fic! It's Pokémon! I hope you like even though it's kinda short. I cut it down a lot. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are from Pokémon or their original Japanese names.

The Poké Life Is Not For Me!

Part One: A Day of Awkward

-Slam-

"Not now, Dammit…! ER!"

-Click-

Guh, family, I swear! When you live in a house with 17 people temporarily living in your home, you feel like you have no privacy. Don't you love family reunions?

"Joey! Come out please! Jenna and Mel want you to play with us!"

"Not now, Val! Later!"

As I was saying, if you can tell, I hate the fact that there are eleven intruders living in y house. My five cousins, my aunt and uncle, my grandparents, and my said half sisters: Valerie and Melanie.

Joy.

One of seven siblings: Mikey, Matt, Me, Kyle, and D.K. Related to all but two: Kyle and Matt. Long story…

I grab my laptop and jump criss-cross on my bed, laptop on my lap. I turn on my computer and open Internet Explorer and go to YouTube.

-Knock Bang Knock-

"WhAt?!" Why is it I can't get any alone time with me, myself, and my laptop?

"Johanna! Come out and play with your sisters and cousin!"

"What do you think I've been doing for the past three days straight?! Tell Dustin or Vincent to play with them, It's not like Jesse and I haven't!"

Thanks to my half brother D.K. and said cousin Dust, I have been reacquainted with the show Pokémon. They tease me about how I think every guy is not in anyway cute. Seriously, have you seen the Ketchum kid? Not to mention, it's kinda an old anime from when I was in grade school. Back then, I thought Prof. Oak was the bomb! Now, I could really care less about any of the characters. The only thing I do love is the show, nothing more. I'm not that kind of fan-girl who dims themselves as the OC girl character that falls head over heels with their all time loved person from the show and vise versa.

I start watching the episode I missed this week due to the fact that my house is being taken over by family members. Satoshi and Shigeru are fighting in Pallet Town and-

"Guh! Not again!"

It. Froze. My laptop froze…! Again…!! Grandma is sooo lucky I don't complain about the laptop to her! I grab my laptop and begin to calmly work on it and ask it to work.

"WORK YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!"

…Okay, I violently shook my laptop and cursed at. And it was more then 'crap' and 'hell'. A lot more. It finally listens to my profound screaming and technological violence and it works again. Uh, like I was saying, Satoshi and Shigeru are fighting in Pallet Town and they just called out there Pokémon. Kenji announced the battle to begin. Just as the battle was getting good and almost ending, when Satoshi was just about to cuss when he lost the battle, as Pikachu was getting electrocuted by Shigeru's Electivire, as I was getting excited-!

"NOT AGAIN!!"

I'm starting to think about that complaining to grandma again… I should go all out on her… But, I decide to handle my laptop issue myself. I press Ctrl, Alt, Delete and everything goes white. No, not black! White. And the wind is blowing on my back. Hard. I didn't know the wind here in South Carolina blew so hard after 5 years of living down here…! Wait, I don't remember my window being open…? My window isn't even above my head board…!

I open my eyes that I didn't know I closed to see that my room and décor are gone, my laptop, everything. I'm falling… Wait, falling?

I. Am going. To die…! That's the only thing going through my mind. And when I finally hit the ground, I thought I was dead even though I landed on something soft. This must mean I'm not dead. Thank God, so what did I land on? I glanced down and seen arms, and heard moaning.

Wait, moaning?!

What did I land on?! More like who did I land on?! I scream at myself. I quickly got up off my landed target and at their side. "Oh my God! I am so sorry! I didn't mean to land on you, really! I'm so sor-" The person looked up to see me. He looked familiar to me…

"It's fi-"

"Tracey!"

Now I know who he his. It's Kenji. And I just landed on him in the middle of the battle that Shigeru and Satoshi were finishing. I guess you could say I had perfect timing dropping in on them, eh? And here comes Satoshi, dear little Ash.

"Tracey! Are you okay?"

"I didn't mean to fall on him, I swear! I really didn't-"

"It's alright, really, your very light, you didn't hurt me that much! I may be a little bruised in the morning, but I'm okay."

I couldn't help but panic a little. I landed on Kenji and in front of everyone that was in the last episode of-

It hit me, I must be asleep. That's it! Maybe I wasn't as ecstatic about the fight that I thought I was! I'm dreaming! I pinched myself. Nothing. Oh. My God…! I'm in Pokémon. The last episode of Battle Frontier... Great, I just fucked up the future of the show. I just know it… Everyone stares at me. Shigeru, his grandfather Yukinari, Satoshi's mother Hanako, and the trainers Pokémon. Nothing but all eyes on me… I don't like this.

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We were in the mansion/lab of Yukinari and everyone is sitting around me. More staring. More joy. Hanako places a cup of hot tea in front of me and sits down next to me. I wouldn't blame them. Especially Shigeru I have a necklace that's very similar to when he and Satoshi started out their Pokémon journey. Not to mention the cut sleeve purple shirt that hung to loosely on my chest. It made me look huge! Not to mention the tattoos I have that the blue haired girl Hikari and red head Kasumi wouldn't stop looking at.

I feel like an idiot… I felt like I was going crazy to the point where I would literally start pulling out my hair.

"Could you tell us what your name is?" Asked Satoshi's mother. So kind, nothing but smiles on her face when it came to me. I think that was the only thing keeping me sane, the fact that she didn't treat me oddly.

"Alex Shaydon, but my real name is Alexi-" I had to stop mid sentence. What name just came out of my mouth? You would think I would have something different like: Jo, Jo Jo, Joey, or one of my other famous nicknames, but that came out. "Sorry, it's Alexis, but everyone calls me Alex." I had to finish what I started. I smiled afterward. Now, Shigeru was staring me down intensively. Here came the old Shigeru in 3. 2…

"Okay then, Alexis -if that is your name-, how old are you? Where are you from? What is your business here?"

What jerk! I just land here, literally, and I'm placed in the spot light as if I'm a criminal! Which in a way, is half true, but that's not the point! The point is, I have yet to do anything, and this already happens! The world hates me. I just wanted to yell the truth at him. And in a way, I did.

"First of all, Gary, that is my name." Lie. "And I happen to be 16. And if that's a crime for being this young and on my own, then so be it." I think I'm starting to dig my grave. "And in truth, I'm not from anywhere around here, I don't even know what I'm doing here. So forgive me, Shigeru, for seeming so suspicious." I said as calmly as I could. Really I did. I already, somehow, made a bad impression with Shigeru and I didn't want to make an even bigger one if I haven't with my response.

We then stared at each other intensively. In no way would we be becoming friends very soon.

Author's Note: You likey? Yes? No? review and tell me! I hope to get the next chapter up today and hopefully I'll be able to make it longer.

Satoshi: Ash
Shigeru: Gary
Kenji: Tracey
Yukinari: Prof. Oak
Hanaka: Delia
Hikari: Dawn
Kasumi: Misty