OK everybody, this idea came to me like a blast of thunder. What would happen if I took "Young Frankenstein" and "Kim Possible"… threw them into a blender and hit Mix? Well, this story is the result. Hope y'all enjoy!

Note: This story is a stand-alone, and is not related to any other story line, including the show.

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor am I affiliated in anyway to the series "Kim Possible. "Young Frankenstein" was written by Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder, and is owned by 20th Century Fox.

Kimenstein's Ronster

Chapter 1

Picture this if you will… a pretty red headed High School Sophomore with gorgeous green eyes and smile that lights up any room she enters. She lives in a small unassuming town somewhere in the middle of Colorado. You might say she's your average teenage girl, but you would be wrong. Her first name is Kim, but her last name is not what you might think. It's Stein. What makes her name a bit… unique, is she also has a middle name of Nanette. As a result, her full name with middle initial is none other than Kim N. Stein.

Now Kim also helps out around the school quite a bit. She joined almost every extracurricular the school has, and on top of all this… she's a young Hero. Yes, I said Hero. (Notice the capital letter 'H'?) She has traveled all around the world thwarting bad guys, villains, and the monster of the day… all with her best friend, a young boy she has known almost her entire life named Ronald.

Now Kim may have enemies all around the world, but here in high school she has just one person who is the bane of her existence… Bonnie. Now Bonnie has made it her job to incessantly tease Kim about her name, so she runs around always calling Kim none other than "Kimenstein". You know, like the old story, Frankenstein? She also can get a two-for-one whenever Kim's best friend is with her, as then Bonnie ups the teasing and will say something like "Oh look! It's Kimenstein and her Ronster!"

All of this teasing usually just rolls off of Kim and Ron like water off a ducks back, but on this particular day it just seemed to rub the young heroine the wrong way.

"Hey Kimenstein…" Bonnie started to say, and before Bonnie could get any further, the red head stepped right up into the brunette's face.

"You know what Bonnie? I think every time you call me Kimenstein, I'm going to call you Frau Bonnie." Of course Kim had to put a bit of a roll with the 'R', in an effort to twist her jab a bit more. "You know? Like a certain older lady in a certain old black and white movie? Hmm?"

Bonnie had been stopped in her tracks for the moment, raised a finger to start a protest, but decided against it and turned around and walked away. The reason she walked away, was that Mr. Barkin, a school administrator that many of the students started to recently call "Constable Barkin", was standing right behind Kim.

Now Mr. Barkin wasn't there initially to break up the 'almost altercation', he was there to give Kim some bad news. In fact, it was horrible news.

"Ms. Stein…" The man started in his deep baritone voice, "Please come with me."

A few moments later Kim was weeping in the Administrator's office, as he had to inform Kim that her best friend had passed away. There was a horrible accident in which Ron had fallen out of his tree house and had broken his neck. Apparently he was in a rush to try and meet Kim to walk her to school, and had slipped on a greasy plate of nachos that were on the floor of the tree house, and had fallen out the floor entrance. Kim had wondered why Ron hadn't shown up for their daily walk to school, but she figured he would just be along later.

Mr. Barkin asked Kim if she would like to go home, but she said she would try and make it through the day. As soon as she left the office, Bonnie was right around the corner, and she said the most absolute wrong thing ever in her life.

"So Kimenstein's Ronster was put out of his misery." As a result, Kim was right in Bonnie's face.

"Frau Bonnie…" Kim said with clenched teeth and a low growl, "You are the meanest person I have ever met in my entire life. I've fought villains and numerous bad guys, but you are the meanest, lowest, most despic…able…" Kim's face suddenly took on a distant look, as if something had come to mind.

"Frau Bonnie… you're coming with me." With that, Kim grabbed the buxom brunette by the arm making her yelp out in surprise. She drug the now frightened girl (frightened as she wasn't sure what Kim was going to do to her) to her locker, where Kim opened the door and immediately keyed her tech guru that she used when fighting bad guys around the world.

"Wade… I need to ask you a huge favor. I'm not sure if you will do this for me, but believe me if you do… I will owe you for the rest of my life." The red head had a serious look on her face, coupled with the sadness of losing her best friend.

"Of course Kim… anything." Then Wade's eyes ticked to one side when he noticed Kim's death grip on Bonnie's arm. "What's up with Bonnie here?"

"She's going to help us."

"What!" Bonnie's eyes became as big as golf balls.

"Just a little… payback, Frau Bonnie." Kim then turned back to her computer screen. "Now Wade, we're going to need that last lair of Drakken's."

"You mean the one where he was trying to create that 'Super Henchman'?"

"That's the one. Now here's what might be the problem." Kim took a deep breath. "I need Ron's body."

"So we add necrophilia to the charge of kidnapping… namely MINE!" Bonnie snapped.

Kim's growl sufficiently cowed the brunette for a moment, and she once again turned back to her screen. "Well Wade?"

"I think I know what you're up to Kim, but we're going to need one other person to help us."

Kim's eyes began to scan the immediate area in the hallway, and her gaze fell upon the perfect person. "Hey Monique!"

…x x x x…

Later that evening two unique, yet interesting couples were performing specific duties. Kim and Bonnie were to sneak into the mortuary where Ron's body was stored before the embalming, and Wade and Monique's job was to go to Drakken's last lair and set things up to perform… of all things… a reanimation!

Wade and Monique's job was going off without a hitch, but Kim and Bonnie actually ran into a… small problem.

The two had no issues finding Ron's body, but as they wheeled it outside under a sheet on a gurney, Ron's arm slipped off the mattress. Just as Kim was trying to put it back under the sheet, along came none other than 'Constable' Barkin. Kim quickly placed the arm under her bent arm, making Ron's hand and arm look like her right forearm and hand. (Though it was a bit different in size than her own)

"Kimberly… Bonnie." The burly man said in greeting. "What are the two of you doing here at this time of night?"

Slapping her one hand against that of Ron's almost jovially, Kim replied, "Oh, we were just getting some supplies together for my Mom. She's a surgeon… you know. What are you doing here, Mr. Barkin?" She tried to look like nothing was amiss, and Bonnie just stood back, watching the altercation and staying out of the conversation. She SO did not want to get into trouble.

"I don't suppose you have any paper work to back this up, Ms. Stein?" Mr. Barkin was if anything, thorough.

Kim turned to Bonnie. "Bonnie? Did you bring the paper work I asked you to grab? I said that we might need it just in case something like this happened." Bonnie patted her pockets in a lame attempt at looking for papers and shook her head in the negative.

Kim turned back to the school administrator and flashed an apologetic grin. "I'm sorry Mr. Barkin, it seems that my… partner here has forgotten the documents. You know that I wouldn't ever try to pull one over on you, so do you think we could let it slide… just this one time? Please?" She turned her puppy dog pout on full force.

Mr. Barkin took a breath and said, "I don't see why not. But next time, I fully expect all documents to be available immediately. Understood?"

"Yes sir. Understood." Kim replied. Before she could say anything or stop him, Mr. Barkin took Ron's hand, thinking it was Kim's, and gave it a shake as a good-bye.

"Good Lord Kim… you're frozen to the bone! You'd better get home and get a hot meal inside you to warm up." He then released the hand, all the while wondering why her hand also felt a bit… large.

"Thank-you Mr. Barkin, I will. Now let's go Bonnie… we don't want to be late. Now walk this way." With that said, Kim turned and promptly tripped on a rock, causing her to stumble. Bonnie shrugged her shoulders and proceeded to trip and stumble herself, copying Kim's movements. Mr. Barkin raised an eyebrow and left the two to their duties.

…x x x x…

After wheeling the gurney to a small panel van Kim had borrowed from someone she had done a favor for, they loaded up Ron's body and headed to the lair without any further problems or issues.

About twenty minutes later, they arrived at Drakken's old lair, which looked like a small castle. Kim parked the van a few feet away from the entrance, which was two ten-foot tall wooden doors, each with a large metal ring hanging from the middle. She grabbed one of the rings and banged it twice on the entrance.

Then, feeling a bit stiff from the drive, Kim proceeded to reach above her head in a stretch just as Bonnie rounded the rear of the van.

"What knockers!" Bonnie exclaimed, which elicited a blush from Kim, as she misunderstood what Bonnie was referring to.

"Why thank-you Bonnie. I…" It was then that Kim realized what the brunette was looking at, as Bonnie walked past her with eyes wide, looking at the massive entrance.

The doors suddenly creaked open, and there stood Wade and Monique. Wade was wearing a blue lab coat, and Monique was wearing a white one. Her hair was tied up and held in place with what looked like a traditional African hair scarf. (Some might call it a turban)

Kim was now starting to bring some equipment out of the van that was in various bags and boxes, and she said with her head inside the back door, "Wade… could you help me with the bags?"

One of Wade's eyebrows ticked up and he replied in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Curly from the Three Stooges, "Soitenly. You take the brunette, and I'll take the one in the torbin." He then began to nuzzle into Monique's arm, making her shy away with a look of mock disgust. It was apparent that the two were starting to get a little… chummy. He then said "So what's Bonnie going to do?"

" Oh, don't call her just Bonnie Wade." Kim replied while setting down a rather large satchel. "From now on call her 'Frau Bonnie'." Suddenly a couple of horses whinnied from their stall a few yards away, surprising the entire group. "I'm getting back at her for calling me Kimenstein all those times."

"Ohh Kay." The young tech master replied. "So let's get Ron's body into the laboratory. Monique and I have set everything up.

Kim, Monique, and Bonnie all entered through the door, followed by Wade, who called out "Frau Bonnie" just before closing the door. He gave a smile, as once again the horses seemed to react to the name in horror and fear.

…x x x x…

After entering the lair, Monique showed Kim and Bonnie where their rooms were located, and said that everyone was to meet in the laboratory where Wade was to explain what would happen next.

After Kim and Bonnie put their things away in their respective rooms, both met up and walked to where Wade had told them the laboratory was located. After walking through at least three different doors and descending a couple sets of stairs, the two found themselves in an entrance flanked by a wall on the left side, and a shelf on the right.

The area was dimly lit, so Kim used her Kimmunicator to illuminate where they were going. She was inexplicably drawn to the shelf, where both girls immediately saw what it held. There was a row of large cubes in which a head was displayed, and on the bottom of each head attached to the shelf, was a label as to how long the person had been dead.

The first was Six Years Dead, the next was Four Years, followed by a third which was One Year Dead. The next to last cube held a head that was only Six Months Dead, and finally the last one was Freshly…"

The head started to suddenly sing… "Haaiiiii ain't got no booody, and no booody cares… for… me! Yatta ta ta taaaa! Yatta ta ta ta taaaa!" Bonnie yelped out in fear at what occurred, but Kim just scowled at Monique, who had played the trick on them, not scaring her one bit. Although through her scowl she couldn't help but chuckle at Bonnie's reaction

All three then continued on to the laboratory and found Wade standing next to a table that had a body underneath a sheet. "OK everyone, here's Ron, and I've already been able to repair the damage done to his neck and the damaged spinal cord. I think I did everything correctly, as I was following an old book of my Great Grandfathers in which he wrote about reanimating a frog in his Science class all those years ago. I just hope Ron's brain hasn't been deprived of blood for too long.

"What would happen if his brain didn't have blood for a longer amount of time?" Kim asked, worried about her friend.

"Well Kim, it might make him a bit sluggish in his movements, and it just might effect his memory as well. If it's been too long, he might not even remember any of us, including you, Kim."

The red head's face became set in a serious manner, reminding Wade of how she looked when in her "Mission" mode. "Well then let's get started."

…x x x x…

The system Wade devised using the equipment Drakken had in the lair would pull in static electricity from a gathering storm and shock the body in an effort to revive Ron, and Wade quickly informed everyone what their duties were. Kim was to ride with Ron's body up to the roof on a platform, just in case Ron woke up. This way she would be the first person he would see, and she would be able to call out and stop the procedure if anything occurred on Ron's end that didn't look right.

Monique would help Wade operate and observe the equipment on the floor, and Bonnie would be there to check Ron for vitals as soon as he was lowered back to the floor. With everything and everyone in their place, Wade opened a hatch in the roof, and a small electric motor lifted the two up and through the opening.

Immediately Kim felt a charge in the air, and a lightning bolt struck just a few miles away, which was immediately followed by a loud clap of thunder. She kept her eye on a gauge that Wade had told her to watch, and yell down to him when the dial reached the red zone. It only took a few seconds after the thunder sounded for the needle to max out.

"Wade! Now!" Immediately both Wade and Monique began to adjust dials, turn knobs and throw switches.

"Monique! Throw the first switch!" She did as Wade commanded, and the young boy watched another gauge. "Throw the second switch!" Sparks began to fly from different apparatus around the room, making all three duck out of the way. "Now throw the third switch!"

"Not the third switch Wade…" Monique gasped, as by now she had figured out just what most of this equipment was doing. If she threw the third switch, it would increase the power by ten-fold, and it could easily blow every circuit they were now using, not to mention what it might do to Ron's body.

"I said throw it!" Closing her eyes, expecting everything to explode, Monique flipped the last switch, and instead of a loud explosion, she heard an increase in the hum of machinery.

Kim continued to keep an eye on Ron as the power coursed through his body, and it was as if his entire skeletal structure was glowing inside of his body. The gauge she was to keep an eye on exploded, throwing pieces of machinery everywhere.

"Wade!" Kim called out. "You're killing him!"

As soon as Kim called out, Wade gave the motion to turn everything off, which Monique did as quickly as possible. The platform holding Kim and Ron lowered down to the floor, and Bonnie shakily placed her stethoscope to Ron's chest.

"I'm sorry Kim… I don't hear anything." Bonnie said solemnly.

"No!" Kim yelled. "I've gone to far to lose him now!" She immediately began chest compressions, and after a few times she placed an ear to his chest. She then hastily grabbed the listening device from a surprised Bonnie, and listened for a heart beat her self.

While trying to hear a heart beat, nobody noticed one of Ron's hands begin to twitch. When his arm started to strain against the metal band holding it down, Bonnie let out a scream. "He's alive!"

Kim jumped back, just as Ron's right arm snapped the restraint, and then his other arm did the same. His left hand then reached across his chest, grabbed the strap holding his torso down, and the latch snapped as he pulled.

Ron then sat up with his arms extended, looked around the room, and let out a loud moaning sound that almost sounded like a growl as well. He then reached down and snapped off the straps that held his legs down.

Ron then pivoted on his rear so his legs were dangling off the table, and he landed on the floor with a loud thud! Immediately Kim was right in front of him.

"Ron! Do you recognize me? I'm your friend Kim!" It wasn't until now that she noticed how much taller Ron was than before. Kim wasn't sure if it was because of the procedure or what, but he was a good foot taller.

His eyes seemed dark and distant, and a look of worry crossed her features. "R… Ron?"

With a sudden lurch forward and a loud moan, Ron shoved Kim to one side, causing her to fall to the floor, and almost immediately Bonnie moved in front of this… Ronster. In her hand she held a large syringe, of which the contents everybody knew. One other duty of Bonnie's was to inject Ron with a lethal dose of cyanide in case of a situation where he was threatening lives.

"Frau Bonnie!" Kim yelled out as she stood from the floor where she had landed, and everyone once again heard the horses in the nearby stable whinny loudly. "No! Don't do it… It's Ron! I just know it!"

By now all four in the room circled Ron, and for some reason Monique was holding a torch in one hand.

"Monique…" Wade asked almost incredulously, "What are you doing with a torch?"

"What…? I thought it was a bit dark in here. OK?"

"Fine…" Wade replied, "But don't let Ron see…"

At that point Ron's eyes landed on the torch, and he immediately became very frightened of the flame. "Raaarrrgghhh!"

He lurched forward and pushed his way between Wade and Bonnie, knocking them both to the floor, and quickly stomped to the only exit that led outside. It was a heavy wooden door with a small window that had bars in the opening, and Ron grabbed the bars and literally tore the door off of its hinges. He then threw the door outside through the opening, and stomped out into the rain where he quickly disappeared into the darkness and driving rain.

All four ran to the door and tried to see which direction he was headed, but to no avail.

"What have I done…" Kim wailed. "I drove you all to help me bring Ron back to life, and now he's nothing but a… a monster! I only hope we can find him before he can hurt somebody… or even worse, kill them!"

All four continued to stare out into the darkness, each one unconsciously bringing a hand to their respective chins in abject terror.

To be concluded…

OK Reader (hopefully readers)… Please don't be too upset that I'm not following the Kim Possible story line, or even for the fact that I'm not following the story of "Young Frankenstein" word for word and scene for scene. I didn't want to copy the movie, and I wanted to change the characters just a bit to make things work. It's my intent to loosely follow the movie, but yet change a few things here and there. Also, there are so many gags in the movie that there is no way I can put them all in here.

Most likely (OK, I'm pretty sure) this will not be finished by Halloween. (sorry) I'm working my regular job plus the Haunted House that I've worked at for the past 11 years, and it limits my free time. (Sorry 'bout that…)

So… Until the next and final chapter!