Not Another Star Wars Movie.
No nothing belongs to me just the brilliant George Lucas so don't sue me.. Okay on with the story. By the way most of this is just fluff. Well anyways enjoy!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
All of the Star Wars people are at Corasaunt discussing why the Jedi hairstyle is so unattractive. Just then Qui-Gon walked in and everyone stared blankly at him.
Qui-Gon: What's the matter it looks like y'all seen a ghost?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, that's about right.
Qui-Gon: What ghost?
Padme: Um, not to put it harshly but you've been dead for 10 years.
Obi-Wan: Yeah, ever since that encounter with Darth Maul you. just weren't all there.
Anakin: Um. where am I in this conversation?
Everyone stares at Anakin and then just presumes to what they were talking about.
Qui-Gon: Um.just say something and. you'll be in the "conversation".
Anakin: Okay.so has anyone ever seen a pod race?
Obi-Wan: Wrong movie.that was episode 1. In witch I looked alot better in.
Just then some chick walks in.
Chick: Sorry I'm late.
George Lucas: Who the H--- are you?!
Chick: I am Sabe, and I was in episode one if anyone cares. I wanted to talk to you guys Padme invited me.
Obi-wan whispers to Anakin: D!$% she's hott!!!
Anakin: Hey woman! Obi thinks your hott!
Sabe: O. now who is this "Obi" you speak of?
Padme: Oh sorry I didn't introduce any one okay, this is Anakin.Jedi apprentice and loud mouth, but somehow attractive.
Anakin: Yo, nice to meet you.(points to Obi) this is Obi-wan Kenobi and he's my.master (Sabe starts laughing hysterically) Okay so.... what do you think of him, pretty cute, huh?
Obi: Anakin you little @#$%&^&*())(+^#$%$&&()!!!!!!!!!
Sabe: Oh, you're Obi.
Obi: That's my name don't where it out.
Sabe: Of course I wont.
Obi: Okay then.
Anakin: Are you guys going to kiss or what?!
Padme (Whispers to Anakin): Don't rush them.they only met 2 minutes ago.
Anakin: Well if I don't hook them up now they'll never be together.
Padme: How can you be so sure?
Anakin: Well let's see. I knew you for how long and you still won't go out with me.
(everyone stares at Anakin)
Qui-Gon: Now I'm glad to be a ghost.
Sabe: Don't I have a say-so in this.
Obi: Don't worry about it, they're talking about us but it's no big deal.
Anakin: Well at least she likes you a little, for me there's no such luck.
Padme: Shut up Anakin.
Anakin: See, she hates me.
Padme: And your point is?
Anakin: Nothing.
Obi: You such a looser.
Sabe: What a looser.(Smiles at Obi)
Qui-Gon: Are you sure you two aren't going out or something?
(Sabe & Obi-Wan shrug their shoulders.)
Qui-Gon: This story is for the birds.
Obi: Sabe, Will you go out with me?
Sabe: Yeah, I was waiting for that.
(Anakin starts to cry : MOMMY!!!!)
Padme: What wrong Anakin.
Anakin: He got a girl before me and I look so much better than him, it's not fair I tell you!
Padme: You'll get one someday-just not anytime soon I think.
Anakin: How Rude!!!!!!!
(Jar- Jar walks in)
Padme: Oh God, not Jar-Jar.
Jar-Jar: Me-sa back now , okeyday.
Anakin: Can I kill him?
Qui-Gon: No, we need him to um.I can think of an excuse right now give me a minute.
Anakin: All right but if I hear another complaint from Padme it's his head.
Padme: You can't do that, wait, Jar-Jar is being annoying.
Anakin: okay that's all I needed.(pulls out his light saber)
Qui-Gon: WAIT!!! We need him to get us some drinks, yeah that's it , drinks.
Jar-Jar: Mesa no likin dis.
Anakin: (laughs in a evil way)
( Obi looks at Anakin, then at Sabe)
Obi: I'm going to go sit by Sabe cause Anakin is going to the dark side again.
Padme: Okay
Qui-Gon: Whatever. By the way, Jar-Jar....when you getting those drinks?
Jar-Jar: Um....hopefully never.
Padme: You're not going to turn evil on us right Anakin?
Anakin: No guaranties there, I mean why wouldn't I, The person I like hates me, my momma's dead, And Obi wan is getting all the girls!!!
Padme: I never said I hated you.
Anakin: And I never said I liked you.
Everyone but Padme and Anakin: OOOOO.Harsh!!!!
Padme looks at Anakin, Anakin looks at Obi and Obi looks at Sabe, Sabe looks at Jar-Jar and Jar- Jar looks at Qui-Gon, Qui- Gon looks at Padme and Padme is still looking at Anakin.
Finally Padme stands up and says
Padme: I'm not sure why I'm looking at Anakin, Anakin why are you looking at Obi, Obi I "get" why your looking at Sabe, Sabe I know you want to kill Jar-Jar, Jar-Jar is probably gay with Qui-Gon, And I'm about to slap Qui- Gon for looking at me.
Padme takes a deep breath and plops on the couch.
Padme looks at Obi and Sabe.
Padme: Now I really get why you were looking at Sabe.
Anakin: EWWWWWW!!!!!! THEY'RE KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Padme: That's normal.
Anakin: Wanna try?
Padme: No.Jar-Jar is available.
Jar-Jar: Mesa?
Padme: Yes "Yousa"
No nothing belongs to me just the brilliant George Lucas so don't sue me.. Okay on with the story. By the way most of this is just fluff. Well anyways enjoy!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
All of the Star Wars people are at Corasaunt discussing why the Jedi hairstyle is so unattractive. Just then Qui-Gon walked in and everyone stared blankly at him.
Qui-Gon: What's the matter it looks like y'all seen a ghost?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, that's about right.
Qui-Gon: What ghost?
Padme: Um, not to put it harshly but you've been dead for 10 years.
Obi-Wan: Yeah, ever since that encounter with Darth Maul you. just weren't all there.
Anakin: Um. where am I in this conversation?
Everyone stares at Anakin and then just presumes to what they were talking about.
Qui-Gon: Um.just say something and. you'll be in the "conversation".
Anakin: Okay.so has anyone ever seen a pod race?
Obi-Wan: Wrong movie.that was episode 1. In witch I looked alot better in.
Just then some chick walks in.
Chick: Sorry I'm late.
George Lucas: Who the H--- are you?!
Chick: I am Sabe, and I was in episode one if anyone cares. I wanted to talk to you guys Padme invited me.
Obi-wan whispers to Anakin: D!$% she's hott!!!
Anakin: Hey woman! Obi thinks your hott!
Sabe: O. now who is this "Obi" you speak of?
Padme: Oh sorry I didn't introduce any one okay, this is Anakin.Jedi apprentice and loud mouth, but somehow attractive.
Anakin: Yo, nice to meet you.(points to Obi) this is Obi-wan Kenobi and he's my.master (Sabe starts laughing hysterically) Okay so.... what do you think of him, pretty cute, huh?
Obi: Anakin you little @#$%&^&*())(+^#$%$&&()!!!!!!!!!
Sabe: Oh, you're Obi.
Obi: That's my name don't where it out.
Sabe: Of course I wont.
Obi: Okay then.
Anakin: Are you guys going to kiss or what?!
Padme (Whispers to Anakin): Don't rush them.they only met 2 minutes ago.
Anakin: Well if I don't hook them up now they'll never be together.
Padme: How can you be so sure?
Anakin: Well let's see. I knew you for how long and you still won't go out with me.
(everyone stares at Anakin)
Qui-Gon: Now I'm glad to be a ghost.
Sabe: Don't I have a say-so in this.
Obi: Don't worry about it, they're talking about us but it's no big deal.
Anakin: Well at least she likes you a little, for me there's no such luck.
Padme: Shut up Anakin.
Anakin: See, she hates me.
Padme: And your point is?
Anakin: Nothing.
Obi: You such a looser.
Sabe: What a looser.(Smiles at Obi)
Qui-Gon: Are you sure you two aren't going out or something?
(Sabe & Obi-Wan shrug their shoulders.)
Qui-Gon: This story is for the birds.
Obi: Sabe, Will you go out with me?
Sabe: Yeah, I was waiting for that.
(Anakin starts to cry : MOMMY!!!!)
Padme: What wrong Anakin.
Anakin: He got a girl before me and I look so much better than him, it's not fair I tell you!
Padme: You'll get one someday-just not anytime soon I think.
Anakin: How Rude!!!!!!!
(Jar- Jar walks in)
Padme: Oh God, not Jar-Jar.
Jar-Jar: Me-sa back now , okeyday.
Anakin: Can I kill him?
Qui-Gon: No, we need him to um.I can think of an excuse right now give me a minute.
Anakin: All right but if I hear another complaint from Padme it's his head.
Padme: You can't do that, wait, Jar-Jar is being annoying.
Anakin: okay that's all I needed.(pulls out his light saber)
Qui-Gon: WAIT!!! We need him to get us some drinks, yeah that's it , drinks.
Jar-Jar: Mesa no likin dis.
Anakin: (laughs in a evil way)
( Obi looks at Anakin, then at Sabe)
Obi: I'm going to go sit by Sabe cause Anakin is going to the dark side again.
Padme: Okay
Qui-Gon: Whatever. By the way, Jar-Jar....when you getting those drinks?
Jar-Jar: Um....hopefully never.
Padme: You're not going to turn evil on us right Anakin?
Anakin: No guaranties there, I mean why wouldn't I, The person I like hates me, my momma's dead, And Obi wan is getting all the girls!!!
Padme: I never said I hated you.
Anakin: And I never said I liked you.
Everyone but Padme and Anakin: OOOOO.Harsh!!!!
Padme looks at Anakin, Anakin looks at Obi and Obi looks at Sabe, Sabe looks at Jar-Jar and Jar- Jar looks at Qui-Gon, Qui- Gon looks at Padme and Padme is still looking at Anakin.
Finally Padme stands up and says
Padme: I'm not sure why I'm looking at Anakin, Anakin why are you looking at Obi, Obi I "get" why your looking at Sabe, Sabe I know you want to kill Jar-Jar, Jar-Jar is probably gay with Qui-Gon, And I'm about to slap Qui- Gon for looking at me.
Padme takes a deep breath and plops on the couch.
Padme looks at Obi and Sabe.
Padme: Now I really get why you were looking at Sabe.
Anakin: EWWWWWW!!!!!! THEY'RE KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Padme: That's normal.
Anakin: Wanna try?
Padme: No.Jar-Jar is available.
Jar-Jar: Mesa?
Padme: Yes "Yousa"