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Tasha: HI
Tasha: HI!! I the author and omg if you read this thank you thank you thank you!!
Haley: No one cares tasha!
Tasha: Shut it wench or I will smite you with my evil penny of doom!!
Dean: :runs across: not the penny!!
Tasha: anywho this is gonna be my first story on so hopefully it won't suck!
Haley: It will
Tasha: I SAID SHUT IT BALES OF HALES!
Haley: then don't call me that.
Tasha: I can if I want to so shutup and let me finish or, so help me waffle, I will make a naruXsasu yaoi.
Haley: you wouldn't!
Tasha: do you really want to test that
Haley: :Imagines the picture in her head: NOOOOO!!
Tasha: That's what I thought. Okay so where was I? Oh yeah, Garra and Lee coupling
Haley: :eyes wide from shock: wha-
Garra: :Starts choking Tasha to death: you said you wouldn't say anything!
Lee: honey please be a dear and put the poor author down.
Garra: but shnookums-
Haley: : hiding in a dark corner: no no no no no no no
:Garra and Lee walk away hand in hand:
Tasha: Okay I might as well start the story before Haley commits suicide. But before I do I want to say thankies to all my friends that are helping me write this (via yahoo). As you probably notice thay are all the main characters in this story! Unfortunetly the only original naruto pairing I have kept in this story is NejiXTenten just cause they are super kawaii! Other than that I have lots of pairings between Oc's and Naruto characters but you will just have to wait to see who ends up with who. I might even have a poll later on to see if there is a pairing that everybody wants. The story is gonna be in AU for a while but eventually it will go back to the normal naruto world. It probably doesn't make sense now but I am sure it will later once you read the first (or maybe second) chapter Okay I have talked way to long, on with the writing!!
Haley: Woop WOOP!
Tasha: Oh by the way……
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did Shika would be forced to not wear a shirt and have his hair down at all times. He he.
Chapter 1
Really bad idea
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You can meet me on an aero-plane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up
Oh, I have waited here for you
Don't, keep me waiting
The song blasted through the thin walls of the large house. It was coming from a room at the end of the west hallway but it was loud enough for people anywhere in the house to hear the music.
"Seiko turn the frigging music down NOW!!" someone screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Or What Keio?!" Seiko yelled back. She was a teenage girl with long straight brown hair and light blue eyes. She was wearing a pair of cut uo jeans and a dark redlacy tank top. At the moment she was sitting on the edge of a red bed with red sheets in a red room.
(A/n: and now we see Haley's unhealthy obsession with the color red)
The red door to her room slammed open noisily. Standing in the doorway was a very very pissed off Keioko, seriously he looked like he could kill. He was a really tall teenager (okay from now on all the characters are teenagers unless I say otherwise cause there are way to many teenagers in the story) with short brown hair that fell just past his ears and dark sea green eyes. He was wearing a black band T-shirt and a pair of dark baggy jeans.
"I told you not to call me that!" he said angrily shooting her an evil glance "Now turn that music down right now or I will break your stereo."
"Yeah right Kieo , you don't have the guts. Go back into your hole." Seiko said with a smirk as she grabbed a pillow and threw it at his head. It hit him in the cheast instead but he didn't seem to notice, he was too busy glaring at her. So she just stuck her tounge out at him.
That didn't exactly help with his anger. In fact now he was even more pissed than he was before. He stepped over the pillow and walked over to the stereo from which the deathly loud song was coming from and was about to kick it when Seiko launched herself off the bed and onto Keioko's back, trying to pry him away from her beloved stereo.
"If anything happens to Frankie I will kill you!" She said as he kept trying to break her stereo into little bits, only to have her clamp on tighter to him.
(A/n: yep Haley named her stereo)
Without a moment's hesitation he grabbed her wrist and flung her across the room. Luckily she landed safely on her bed, not that it mattered, cause she only really cared about Frankie at the moment. "NO! don't hurt it!"
He looked like he was about to smash it but instead he just pressed the power button and turned back to Seiko.
"If you were anyone else I would have broken it!" He said. "But if you turn it up that high again I will break it." He shook his hand threateningly at her.
She just shrugged it off like it really isn't a big deal "Yeah yeah. You say that every day." Keioko smirked and picked up the pillow that was still on the floor. "On of these days I really will break it." He chucked the pillow at her head and, unlike her, he hit dead on.
"Uh huh" She said sarcastically "Sure you will."
Keioko chuckled and was about to respond to that comment when a shrill scream rang out through the house. They both recognized the voice immediately and took off running together down the hallway, they rounded a corner and proceeded up a flight of stairs into the first room on the left, one of the living rooms in the huge house.
"Dear Kami!" Seiko exclaimed looking at the room. It was a mess. There were boxes everywhere and all kind of knick-nacks spread across the floor so that there was barly enough room to walk "What the heck happened in here?" She asked the person trapped under a large amount of open boxes.
All Seiko could here was a muffled sentence about 'boxes' and 'save me' as the person struggled with no success to get out.
Keioko made a pathway through the mess and heaved out a disheveled girl from under all the boxes. The girl was wearing a pair of worn jean capri's, and a plain green T-shirt. She had long blonde hair pulled into a messy bun and silvery-blue eyes.
Before the girl could say thank Keioko or answer Seiko's question, two people came running into the room. Well one ran into the room. The other was being dragged into the room by the first one. The first girl was normal height with short brown hair and eyes just a shade lighter than Keioko's. she was wearing a pair of white shorts and a black polo shirt with a skull and crossbones on the left breast. The second girl was also normal height with short wavy blonde hair and light brown eyes. Unlike the first girl, she was wearing a pair of green camouflage pajama pants and a simple brown tank top. She had a bag of chips in the hand that she wasn't being dragged by.
'What happened Terue?" The brunette asked the blonde on the floor.
Terue still looked a little dazed. "The boxes fell when I opened the closet, Meroko." She said in confusion to the brunette, Meroko.
"Mero-chan?" the blonde with the chips in her hand asked, pulling on the sleeve of Meroko's polo.
"Yeah Ashi?" Meroko replied looking back at the blonde.
Ashi, or Ashikara, stuffed a chip in her mouth and swallowed before talking "Hiro was stuffing stuff in the closet earlier when he cleaned. That's probably why the boxes fell."
"FRICK!" Meroko exclaimed, "Now I am going to have to kill him!" she said as she demonstrated by grinding her fist in her other hand.
"I'll help" Keioko said enthusiastically. "Me too!" Seiko chimed in. Both of them looked exited. Terue on the other hand looked scared of what they were going to do. Ashikara just looked plain worried in general.
"Hiro!!" Keioko screamed. The three of them took off down the hallway leaving Terue and Ashikara to clean up the mess.
:Later that night:
"Meroko I'm bored!!" Seiko said as she looked at the T.V. screen. Meroko and Seiko were in the newly cleaned living room (Thanks to Terue and Ashikara, while Hiro gott beaten to a blody pulp he he) watching T.V.
Meroko groaned and fell back in her chair "How can you be bored" She said "Naruto is on."
Seiko shrugged and looked at the screen of the T.V. where Naruto was being a dobe and Sasuke was acting gay as usual.
"I've already seen this episode a million times!"she said
Meroko raised her eyebrow at Seiko. "You've seen all the Naruto episodes! I cant exactly pull new one out of my butt."
Seiko pouted and folded her arms across her chest "Why not?" she said. Meroko frowned "Cause its impossible!"
"That would be cool though." Seiko said looking off into space. "Actually it would be cooler if the Naruto characters were real. Than I could dress Sasuke in a pretty pink dress."
(A/n: who wouldn't want to dress Sasuke in a pink dress.)
"Maybe if we call upon the holy anime gods, then maybe they will shine their mercy upon us and the Naruto characters will be brought to life for our enjoyment." Meroko laughed evily.
"Oh my gosh! I have the coolest idea ever!!" Said Seiko with an evil look in her eyes.
"This isn't going to be like the time you had a giant pixi stick eating contest with Keioko, is it?" Meroko asked.
"That was ONE time! Just trust me, this is going to be awesome!"
: Twenty Minutes Later:
"This is stupid!" Meroko said, glaring at Seiko. Her and Seiko, as well as Keioko and Ashikara were all awake and in the living room where Seiko had set up tons of candles and a bunch of ritual stuff.
"AWWWW come on guys it will be awesome!" Seiko said with a big grin spreading across her face.
Keioko looked like he was going to stab Seiko for real this time "You got me up so you could play voodoo ritual with cartoon characters!"
"They are not cartoon characters! They are ANIME characters." She snapped back at him.
He frowned "Oh yeah big difference." He said sarcastically.
Seiko looked at Ashikara "Are you mad at me to Ashi?" she asked with a lost puppy pout.
Ashikara obviously wasn't fully awake because she just rubbed her eyes and mumbled something about 'friggin 2 o'clock' and 'all your fault'. It was probably a better reaction than she would have had if she was really awake.
"Whatever the faster you do this the sooner you can go back to what you were doing." Seiko said "Now everyone sit on a separate side of the circle." She said pointing to the large circle drawn with chalk on the hardwood living room floor.
(A/n: Silly Seiko circles don't have sides!)
The four all sat down in their place and Seiko pulled out a piece of paper "Okay first off lets make a list of who we want from Naruto."
"Well Naruto is a given and I suppose Sasuke is okay too, but no Sakura! She annoys me too much." Keioko said.
(A/n: sorry Sakura lovers, she will not be in the first half of the fanfic but I will try to add her later!)
"K" Seiko wrote the names down on a piece of paper. Everyone argued for a while (except Ashikara who was falling asleep again) until the finally had a list
Kiba
Hinata
Lee
Seiko looked over the list one more time and then proceeded with the ritual with a brightly colored candle in her hand.
Oh anime gods, lords of all that is holy
Please look down upon us humble servants
Shed your light on us so that we too may enjoy all that is Naruto
Please we ask that you bring these characters to life for us
The ones after Shippuden not before it
Cause they look cooler after it
We would be eternally grateful
And only wish to go a little crazy
Okay maybe a lot
Just think about it
Peace out
Amen
"That was sorta lame." Keioko said "Can I go back to bed now? He asked.
Seiko was about to yell at him when a pop came from the T.V. It turned on by itself to show and old episode of Naruto on nick at night.
"Oh my god it's the ring!" Keioko yelled, waking Ashikara up from her sleep.
Suddnely there was a large "POOF" and a cloud cleared to reveal……..
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Tasha: uh oh cliffhanger!
Haley: You suck!
Tasha: love you too! Anyway I hope It wasn't too bad for my first time!
If you review I might let you be in the one of the next chapter but you gotta tell me who you are, what you look like and what your personality is like. If you are going to flame when you review than please tell me why you don't like my story. Don't Flame just to be a meanie!
Haley: Yep
Tasha : Thanx and I hope you keep reading . I will probably have the next chapter up in a day or two It may even be up tomorrow so look for it!
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