Introduction
(Is that spelt right?)
It was time for the school play at some stupid little primary school somewhere. The parents were banging on about nothing in particular, the dogs were urinating on the floor and the chavs were drinking Irn-bru.
Chav: Oi man! You wanna fight man?
Parent: Please shut up.
Headmaster: Ok, the play is about to begin.
The audience continues to natter.
Headmaster: OK, will the audience please shut up?
Audience: Nope.
Headmaster: OK, WILL THE AUDIENCE SHUT THE HELL UP!
Audience:…….
Headmaster: Thank you. Now I must tell you that because your children are stupid, we've replaced them with cool Animal Crossing characters!
Audience: Then where are our children?
Headmaster: Oh, they're with Mr.Dick-wittitington, the perverted sex-education teacher.
Meanwhile….
Mr.D-W: …..and then you go up and down. This is called "Humping."
Now, (rips of clothes) who wants to try?
Meanwhile…. (again)
Headmaster: Let's begin.
The curtains swing open and 25 Animal Crossing: Wild World characters step out in slow-motion, which is strange because it is very inappropriate at this point, but ah well……
AC characters (singing): Welcome to our humble play,
We hope that you enjoy your stay,
We are called Punchy, Chow, Mathilda, Kiki, Rowan, Pate, Snake, Stitches, Alli, Truffles, Eloise, Bill, Bob, Pippy, Butch, Opal, Aurora, Hopper, Curly, Rolf, Goldie, Bluebear, Melba, Alfonso and Pewee.
This is a story of the town of Azalea, AZAL-EA and Midaaaaaas!
Punchy likes to eat,
Stitches likes to sleep,
Punchy cat
Chow panda
Mathilda kangaroo
Kiki cat
Curly pig
Rowan tiger
Pate duck
Snakerabbit
Stitches teddy bear
Now the story begiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin-s! (but not in play format)
Pewee: Yeah man!
The headmaster hit Pewee with a book and dragged him of stage.
How was that? Oh, and:
No kids were hurt in the making of this fan.fic. Except that one who got shot and died, but he was gay and ran around mooning and urinating on things. So there.
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