Hi! Now some of you (or at least one of you) must be thinking:

"Why is she writing lists?!?! She promised for a sequel!!!!"

Well, for one thing, I never promised a sequel of "Follies of a Faulty Christmas" (now that I think about it, I think that that name was a little too long…). Also, I tried to think for an idea for another one-shot, and this came up instead. Don't be mad! On the plus side, this will be more than one chapter (probably…hopefully…). And for those who searched for my Harry Potter FanFic mentioned in "Follies" and failed, I kind of took it down (I was out of ideas for it. And, it was kind of a boring plot anyway). Anyway, ON WITH THE LISTS!

Dedicated to my dear friends at school, who are still beyond annoyed at me for bringing up Gakuen Alice every other minute.

Disclaimer: Okay, what are the chances that I'm Tachibana Higuchi? I'll tell you: absolutely zero (but thanks for the compliment!).

The Lists of Randomness

List One: Ways To Annoy Natsume Hyuga.

(Warning! Use of these may result in Third-Degree Burns or Death)

1. Call him "Flame-boy".

2. Say "I can't believe that you risk your life on a weekly basis to save our school when you can barely survive a pheromone attack from Mr. Narumi."

3. Dress up as an AAO agent for Halloween.

4. Call him "Wimp".

5. Say "Mikan Hyuga" a million times right in his ear (this is also effective on Mikan Sakura).

6. Hand out "I Heart Natsume" buttons/t-shirts in class.

7. Convince Mikan to buy one of said buttons/t-shirts.

8. Paste pictures of Sumire Shoda on every page of his manga.

9. Use the baka gun on him.

10. Talk Luca Nogi into recounting all of Natsume's embarrassing moments.

11. Take pictures of him smiling.

12. Try to get him to smile in general.

13. Say "Language, Mr. Hyuga!" whenever he swears.

14. Dress up like Aoi for Halloween.

15. Dress up like Mikan for Halloween.

16. Dress up like Natsume for Halloween.

17. Dress up like Mr. Narumi for Halloween, convince a friend to dress up like Natsume at the same time, and reenact all of the times that Mr. Narumi used his Alice on him (to get him extra mad, include an extremely low voice for Mr. Narumi, and a high, squeaky voice for Natsume.)

18. Dress up like Persona for Halloween.

19. Publish a book titled "10 Fail-Proof Ways To Make Natsume Hyuga Yours" and sell it to all of the girls in class.

20. Ask a Weather Alice to make a rain cloud over Natsume's head, and make it follow him for three hours.

21. Sneak into his room in the middle of the night, have an Appearance-Changing Alice change his eyes to green, draw a black lightning bolt on his forehead, draw a pair of glasses around his eyes, and superglue a broomstick to his hand. Call him Harry Potter in class the next day.

22. Steal his manga and scream "Run, Loser! Run!"

23. Have Mikan Nullify his Alice for a day.

24. Sneak into his room in the middle of the night, shave all of his hair off, and draw a blue arrow on his forehead. Call him Aang in class the next day.

25. Mutter "someone's in a mood" loudly if, and when, he uses his Alice, or snaps at someone.

26. Clean up his room (I'm going to guess that it's pretty messy, 'cause he and Mikan are opposites and Mikan's room is spotless.)

27. Make an obviously fake drum roll when he enters a room.

28. Make a real drum roll when he enters a room.

29. Replace his masculine-y Nullifying earrings with Nullifying earrings that are in the shape of butterflies, rainbows, or ladybugs.

30. Hack into the Alice Academy computer base and make him a no-star. Point and laugh at his measly daily meal.

31. Call him an idiot.

32. Get Luna Koizumi to steal Luca's soul, and have her command him to shout "I LOVE NATSUME" for two hours.

33. Get Hotaru Imai to make a robot of Natsume that starts singing "Ode to Joy" every ten minutes (Note: you will have to pay her about 1,000 rabbits later).

34. Get Yome Kokoro to read Natsume's mind for a whole day. But not for the whole day: make sure that every half-hour or so Yome says that Natsume thinks that Mikan's cute, or something like that.

35. Scratch the part about reading normal parts of the day. Make Yome pretend that Natsume thinks about Mikan 24/7 (this, also, is effective against Mikan).

36. Show him this list and ask him if he has other ideas.

37. Show him this list and ask him what he'd recommend.

38. Fake a list of "50 Reasons Why I Love Mikan Sakura" that was written by Natsume.

39. Write "Dear Mikan, I Love You, Love Natsume" on a kite and fly it one windy afternoon.

40. Sneak into his room in the middle of the night and paint his face with bright paint and glitter. Call him "Sparkle Man" in class the next day.

41. Create a poster saying "WE LOVE NATSUME!" and get everyone to parade around you, including Luca. Make it inflammable.

And my favorite way to annoy him, and my lucky number…

42. Make everybody think that it's "Dress Up Like Natsume" day. Make sparkly flames on the face mandatory. Follow him around for hours.

So, funny? I don't know what I'll do for the next list yet, so review me ideas. You don't know how good it makes me feel to find out that you care about me.

Farewell, my lovely readers!

Melody H. Grace