I dont' own Prince of Tennis.
What would you do if you see a chicken cross the road?
Kawamura Takashi:
"Um...I...uh..."
(Takes racket)
"BURNING! OH YEA! COME ON YOU LITTLE CHICKEN!"
Which meant scaring the heck out of the poor little guy.
Kaidoh Kaoru:
"Fshuu...The chicken might be in danger. I must save him."
(Quickly grabs the chicken and takes him to the other side of the road.)
Momoshiro Takeshi:
"Chicken? Where? FOOOOOOOOOD!"
(Jumps on it with some barbecue sauce.)
Echizen Ryoma:
"What? It's only a chicken. What do you want me to do?"
(Finishes his ponta.)
Kikumaru Eiji:
"Oh!!! A little chicken! Come here! Hey, don't run away! Wait!"
(Runs after it)
Oishi Shuichiro:
"A chicken crossing the road? Why is it crossing the road? Is it because it's hungry? I have some spare food here. Is it because his being chased by some cat (Eiji)? Maybe its mother is sick and needs medicine. Or maybe..."
Tezuka Kunimitsu:
"It's crossing the road too carelessly, it let down his guard and might get hit by a car. Kikumaru, Momoshiro, 20 laps!"
Inui Sadaharu:
"A car is coming this way. Ii...Data. I can finally know how far a chicken's organs can fly when it gets hit by a car. Who knows, it might even be a good ingredient."
(Takes out his notebook and pen.)
Fuji Syuusuke:
"Why I will greet him kindly of course...and distract him so that the car can hit him..."
Yes, I know it's really short but please no flames.