Hello everyone! This is my first fanfic and i hope you like it! ENJOY

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! God damn it all! No no no no no no no no! You bitch!" I screeched.

"How dare you pair up Levi and Yamamoto!? That doesn't even make sense! What the hell!"

Yeah, that's me, sitting in front of the computer drooling over 2D guys. Don't judge, you do too, considering that you're reading this.

"Mou... what the hell is wrong with people? If Yamamoto's gay then he has to, and I mean HAS TO go with Gokudera! They like exist for each other!" I said exasperated. And yes, I am a fujoshi, advid reader of boy love. I mean who wouldn't be?! Not only do you get one hot guy in a relationship, but TWO?! God I could just die if these guys were real. (lol, wait for it...)

Standing up, quite frustrated I might add, i moved to get a popsicle form the freezer. It was currently in the midst of summer and Jashin it was hot! (for all my Naruto fans out there) Eating my melon pop, I started to daydream.

"God damn... its too hot..."

The air conditioner in my small apartment had been on the fritz and hadn't been fixed yet, which annoyed me to no end. Now I know you're wondering, why isn't the author killing her off yet so we can fucking move on. I know, I know, calm your tits, or if you're a guy and you're reading this... I know you call them "pecs", but we all know that's just a name you use for glorified boobies.

Moving on, I sat there trying to find a way to cool off, i was already practically in the nude in nothing but a sports bra and a flimsy pair of shorts. Middle length black hair was in a poor imitation of a bun and was sweating like a pig. You know how in animes or magazines, a girl sweats and makes them look unbelievably hot? All shiny and out of breath, with a "just had sex" look?

Yeah well, they're wrong.

I was sweating and by Jashin, I looked like a wreck. Never mind a wreck, I looked and felt like the remains of a mutated rat that got run over by a freight train...twice. It was that bad.

"At least I have my manga..." I said in a delirious voice. The heat was getting to me, and I started seeing double.

"Holy crap when did I get two beds?! Oh my..." I felt dizzy and held my hands in front of me. "Hahaha, I even grew more arms".

And then I blacked out.