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Sasuke Bashing… deal with it
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7:00 AM
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It was an hour past when Team 7 usually left for training and a certain Uchiha was still locked in his room.
"SASUKE!! Come out already!" shouted an already irate blonde.
"What's the point!" emo sob
"Sasuke! You're gonna be even later then Kakashi-sensei if you don't hurry!" Sakura yelled.
"I'm not leaving!"
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10:00 AM
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After spending 2 and a half hours trying to convince Sasuke to leave his room they finally managed by promising to stop by Hot Topic on the way. He bought 4 emo shirts and some black lipstick.
When they got to the bridge Kakashi was already waiting for them.
"Well its about time you three showed up." the jounin greeted.
"Sorry Kakashi-sensei.." said Sakura "We had to…. take a detour."
"Pfft" came Naruto " More like we had to drag teme to his get his emo crap so he'd stop sulking."
"…." Sasuke stared at Naruto with a sad look in his eyes.
"MY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD!!!!" and with that he ran to the nearest tree and began crying.
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3:00 PM
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After finishing train during which Sasuke stayed under the tree sobbing and cutting his forearm, Team 7 (except Kakashi) went to Ichiraku's Ramen Stand.
"2 Bowls of Beef Ramen please!" shouted an excited Naruto. (Beef Ramen is my fav :P)
"Whatever's good…" Sasuke wasn't really in the mood to eat… poor emo idiot.
"Hmm… how about some Sushi!" Sakura chirped "Hey Naruto! You should try some!"
"Ewwww raw fish? No way"
" Aww come on! After 5-6 bites you'll love it! Its just an acquired taste."
"Hey Sakura why don't you lick Akamaru's butt 5-6 times its an acquired taste…"
"Grr.. You're so unsophisticated!"
"You're forehead is unsophisti-whatever!"
"NARUTO!!!" Just as Sakura was about to clock Naruto so hard he be spitting out teeth for days she was interrupted by everyone's favorite emo.
"Why must you ignore me!!!" An emo sobbing Sasuke immediately stood and ran down the street.
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7:00 PM
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Naruto was walking to the door of his apartment when he noticed a small note attached to the door. He picked it up and read it then again to make sure he had read correctly.
Dear Dobe.
No one in Konoha loves me, I have the hardest life of everyone in the world… even worse then you or Gaara. So knowing this I have run off to Orochimaru's never-land ranch of emoness.
Goodbye Forever
Sasuke
P.S. I cut myself to feel alive.
"…"
"…"
"Oh… thank… god…" Naruto then did a little dance and walked inside his apartment to dream of his bright Sasukeless future.
End
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Sorry Sasuke fans but I just don't like him… but anyway please Review and I will love you forever.
Flames accepted.
Me: Well that's that.
Sasuke: I should beat you for this…
Me: Hey look Itachi! runs away screaming
Sasuke: WHERE!? Ahh damn again!?