School of specials

Hey guys! I did an rp with Akatsuki4Ever303 and well, we agreed to turn it into a story ! It was actually really fun to do since we gots to talk and stuff on Iscribble. Interesting really. I was Sasori again (I usually am in my rp's because well what can I say, I love the guy!) Yes friends it is Sasodei and I am glad to say that since this is an Rp I will not have a specific Pov but will sorta flip between mine and Akatsuki4Ever303's posts . Sorry if that will confuse you but please do your best to keep up! XD We had laughs to this because well, poor Sasori is in denial! Alrighty so that's kinda it but I can give you the description now Ha-ha… (Why didn't I do that first instead of this awkward talk?). Oh god you guys, my readers, are going to laugh a lot because I even made Akatsuki4Ever303 fall out of her chair a few times from her laughter. Granted she made me laugh a lot to. Ha-ha oh good times good times.

Oh By the way guys me and Akiko broke up and are now on the best buddi level again and I started dating this guy named Derrick. Yea I'm bi sexual. ANYONE WHO EVEN BOTHERS TO READ THIS SHOULDN'T BE JUDGING ME. Actually derrick really makes me happy and I laugh a lot around him. I really think I love him :D isn't that great?

So here's the description then.

Sasori Akasuna is a seventeen year old normal guy that has a crazy grandmother who sends him to a school for homosexual kids. If he thought that was bad just wait till he meets the kids and a certain blonde who seems hell bent on turning him gay.

This story is only half mine and half Akatsuki4Ever303's. WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO I REPEAT WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

Sasori looked up from the book he was reading. He was seventeen and so it made no since as to why his grandmother had to drive him to school. Sasori's head turned to the sign and read it allowed "Akatsuki High school. For the homosexual and... transvestites..." He trailed off as he read the sign and looked at his grandmother accusingly. "You witch! You said you wouldn't make me fucking go here!" Sasori yelled, now pissed off at the old bat that lied to him, again. "How many fucking times to I have to tell you I am NOT gay and I am NOT going to a fucking school for gays!" Sasori yelled and tightened his seatbelt, signaling that he wasn't going to leave the car. He was far too stubborn to let this old witch win so easily.

Chiyo chuckled, "oh Sasori, you just have to embrace your inner gayness! Now get your ass out of the car before I drag you out" she said with a serious tone.

Sasori blew some hair out of his face and smiled "Drag me then because my ass isn't leaving this fucking seat bitch." He said just as serious. He wasn't kidding when he told her he wasn't going to go without fighting for his freedom.

Chiyo sighed, "Fine by me. It's all on you anyways, embarrassing yourself in front of everyone" she gestured to the student outside. With quick movement she moved her hands to the redhead's seatbelt.

Sasori narrowed his eyes and unbuckled his seat belt by himself, bitch knew his weaknesses and that only pissed him off more about her. "Fuck you bitch" was all Sasori said before grabbing his backpack and getting out of the hags shit car. By shit car he wasn't kidding, the brown peace of crap looked like a giant terd on wheels. Sasori angrily walked away from the car and to the doors of the building, not caring if the hag was following or not, and but on that death emotionless expression that scares the hell out of most people to the point where the piss their pants. He wasn't really emotionless, or a puppet for that matter, but he enjoyed making people believe he was and it would honestly take allot to get his good side out.

Chiyo chuckled to herself following behind her redheaded grandson. Someone had to sign him in. She quirked and eyebrow as she watched the other students get out of Sasori's way. Shrugging it off, she walked into the office. "I'm here to sign in Akasuna Sasori" she said in a professional voice. The secretary nodded and handed her a white form and pen. "Fill this out please"

Sasori smirked when they got into the main office, he had scared most of the kids that saw him without even having to look at them. That's a good sign meaning he will be left alone and if anyone dares touch him, he can easily break their arm or something. He always got in trouble at his other schools for breaking what only two limbs a day. He was doing good for being him at least. He did cut down on the breaking of bones by maybe five or eight. Sasori stood in the middle of the office starring at the secretary, "Hag you do it. You want me in this fucking place you can do the paper work." he said coldly before looking out into the hallway, scaring of another bunch of kids that got curious.

Chiyo rolled her eyes, "of course, oh and just so you know. Even if you break limbs here. You're not leaving. Let me repeat. You ARE not leaving. " She smiled back at her grandson. "Understand?" Chiyo finished the form and handed it to the secretary. "Here is his schedule. Have a nice day" the secretary groaned, obviously tired of her every day job. Chiyo nodded and exited the school.

Sasori growled at his grandmother. He would get expelled one way or another, eventually. He always did when the witch put him in a school that was either to hard or he simply didn't like. He almost shot a guy once just to get expelled, and just so no one could be mistaken, he had almost shot the principle. Sasori looked at his schedule and read it thoroughly.," First period slash home room is science class. Second is Geography. Third maths then a lunch break then fourth which is English then fifth which is art. Last but not least we have gym for sixth period... well isn't that just a load of crap." Sasori said angrily while walking to his locker number which was fifteen. Hopefully it was a bottom locker because by the looks of these lockers he would be too short to reach the top ones.

Deidara sighed as he walked to his locker. Consciously, he touched the bruise on his arm. 'Stupid jerks, un' he thought angrily. With a huff of his breath, he reached his locker. Sixteen. Though there was someone in front of it. And from the looks of it, he need some help with the locker. "Uhm, do you need some help, un?" he asked. This person was definitely new.

Sasori was now on his tip toes trying to reach the damn locker. He sighed in frustration since locker fifteen was a top locker and impossible for him to reach , " Fuck it the bitch made them give me this damn locker just to mess with me! Now I will go home and hear her evil laughter and that crackly voice while her evil yellow eyes and wart spots glow in the dark as she whispers 'How was the lockers Sasori?' and then she kills me and sentences me to life in hell" Sasori growled and kicked locker sixteen, which was right under his. He didn't hear the voice behind him because when he gets frustrated he tends to block people away.

Deidara deadpanned. 'Seriously, un?' he sighed and tapped on the shorter boy's shoulder. "Hey, need some help, un? Or are you going to ignore me again? Class starts in..." he paused and pulled out his cell phone. "Five minutes, un"

Sasori turned his head and just noticed the blonde. He blinked maybe twice and then realized he was looking at the.. Was that a girl? No it was male. He was looking at the male's chest and suddenly got annoyed while looking up to make eye contact. The boy had long blonde hair and bright blue eyes, well from what he could see at least since one eye was covered up with bangs. ," Yea sure go ahead, knock yourself out, but I seriously think it's pointless to try since I have the feeling the bitch super glued it ahead of time, plus I don't really care if I'm late." he said while making sure no emotion showed in his face. He wasn't about to be TO nice to someone he had no clue who was and, hopefully, this would be the only time the talked.

Deidara instantly blushed as the other turned around. What caught his attention was the others eyes. They were so dull and emotionless. Not entirely, but it didn't show much besides irritation. His blood red hair was swept across his dull eyes. To be specific, he was beautiful. "u-un" he stuttered. "What's your combination"

Sasori's eyes widened and he face palmed, while sliding to the floor. "The fuck? Why wasn't I told there was suppose to be a combination?" He growled and then got an image of the glowing eyes and wart spots with one boney hand reaching out of the shadows holding his lock for the locker in it. The voice chuckled and made a witch laugh, "Eeeeiheeeheeeh Fooorget something Saaasori?" Sasori blinked and shivered, terrified of the thought. He quickly shrugged it off and stood up, looking back at the paper. "8,35,15" Sasori said, not letting his emotionless eyes leave the paper. Ok so by first glance the blonde male was instantly on the hot list but, he didn't care since he wasn't gay and was going to prove that to the wicked bitch who was hell bent on sending him to hell.

Deidara nodded and doing the combination. With a soft click, the locker dial stopped and he opened the locker. "There, un!" Deidara smiled and turned back to face the other male. "I'm Deidara by the way" he stuck his hand out to shake the others.

Sasori looked at Deidara's hand and ignored the fact that he was supposed to shake it." Thanks, I'm Sasori. I don't... touch people, sorry." he said emotionlessly while grabbing some random books that he didn't care were right or wrong for the classes he had. Sasori closed his locker and, with some struggle got the lock back on. "Take that bitch, I proved your imaginary super glue threat that I thought of out of frustration wrong" Sasori whispered before slowly starting to walk away

"un.." he said looking at his hand. Persistence struck him. "hey wait, un!" he said running up behind the male.

Sasori sighed in annoyance, it wasn't going to be easy getting this one off his back. Sasori kept walking and looked forward but found, since the blonde helped him, it would at least be fair to talk to him this once. "What do you want?" Sasori said in a mostly annoyed voice. he wasn't a people person, he knew that and he tried to be nice but nice just wasn't in his D.N.A.

Sasori sighed in annoyance, it wasn't going to be easy getting this one off his back. Sasori kept walking and looked forward but found, since the blonde helped him, it would at least be fair to talk to him this once. "What do you want?" Sasori said in a mostly annoyed voice. he wasn't a people person, he knew that and he tried to be nice but nice just wasn't in his D.N.A.

The blonde tossed some loose hair away from his face, "well, un. Since your new here and stuff I could ya know show you around." he smiled brightly. "what do you say. Cause even if you say no, I'm still gonna follow you, un" he laughed.

Sasori sighed. Did he really even have a choice? He wasn't one to listen to stuff like this so he just shook his head and turned around to the blonde male. "Look brat. I appreciate the help with my locker but I don't need help learning this fuck school so, your services are no longer needed. Good bye" Sasori said in a tone that a disappointed father would use when talking to their kid and kept walking in the direction he was going in.

Deidara pouted, "meanie. but, oh well, un." he shrugged. "like I said, un. I'm going to follow you like a lost puppy." he giggled in a cute manner. Deidara followed next to the redhead. "so are you a natural redhead, un?"

Sasori's eyes narrowed but he let out an annoyed "Yes its natural red" And kept walking trying to ignore the blonde beside him. Why did this guy have to keep annoying him. It was hard enough that Sasori already thought he was good looking but he really didn't want to fall in love and prove that witch right. Suddenly the image of Chiyo in the shadows with glowing eyes and warts. She was laughing and had succors that were ready to cut string. She was like three evil sisters from the Greek myth that when they cut the thread the killed someone. Chiyo laughed, "Eeeeiheeeheeeh I told you so Saaasori. And since I was rrrright you must D.I.E.!" Then before Sasori could do anything the witch cut the string and Sasori fell to the ground, dead. Sasori shivered at the thought and brushed it away. What was up with the weird thoughts of the old hag like that lately, it was starting to creep him out a little.

"got any proof, un?~" the blonde snickered swaying his hips suggestively. His smile widened once he saw his reaction

Sasori smirked, "yea I got plenty of proof. But. your. not. going. to. see. it. brat." Sasori said clearly. "By the way, if you haven't noticed, I'm not gay so don't you dare hit on me, flirt, or touch me in anyway unless you want a broken bone. got it brat?" He said in a dangerously threatening and serious tone.

Deidara smirked and stuck his tongue out. "it doesn't stop someone from trying, un. " Teasingly he reached out to touch Sasori but, pulled his hand away at the last minute.

Sasori narrowed his eyes at Deidara and then suddenly turned and went into the class room. Everyone went silent when he got inside and that only made Sasori more pissed since he hated being the center of attention. Sasori swears granny Chiyo has something to do with it. Sasori can just imagine her popping out of one guys desk with a French maids outfits chiming the words in her evil way saying "Come on Sasori be their bunny~". Sasori's eyes widened at the shot and he quickly shook it away.

"Sasoriiii, un!" The blonde cheered as he walked in. "what a coincidence~" the blonde giggled.

Sasori's eyes got dark as he looked at the ground "Shit you have got to be kidding me..." He whispered. SERIOSULY WHAT WAS THAT WOMEN PLAYING PUTTING HIM IN THE SAME HOMEROOM AS DEIDARA. Sasori sighed and, after introducing himself and making it clear that he was NOT gay sat down in an empty seat next to the window. He knew people were staring at him but he didn't care because he was too busy watching two birds... elope.

Deidara smiled dreamily as he rested his head on his hand. "Deidara is having a gay fantasy about the new kid!" a loud and obnoxious boy said snickering. Deidara stuck his tongue out, "what are you a mind reader, un?" the other male grinned.

Sasori swiveled around and narrowed his eyes "stop thinking negative about me brat or I will have a serious no talking just beating conversation with you." He growled and then turned back around, scribbling notes down. Some kid beside him with long black hair and weird lines down his face snickered, "Someone is testy this morning, Aye Dei?" said the male that Sasori didn't know and really didn't want to know. Instead of ignoring it Sasori's eyes trained on him and sorta growled "Shut the fuck up bitch." He said threateningly and noticed the boy look away awkwardly. Heh bet he was never called that before.

"awww, no need to be so cruel Sasori, un~ " the blonde pouted. "hm, you know what! I'm going to call you Danna!" other males snickered around him, "YOU FUCKING TELL HIM DEI!" an albino yelled. "sit down Hidan!" the teacher snapped. The male, now known as Hidan, cursed loudly and sat back in his seat. Deidara giggled, "what do you think about Sasori's new nickname Ita-Kun?"

Itachi snickered "Aaaw that's so nice of you to think of for him. And even on his first day, you're so thoughtful Dei" The bitch known as Itachi said with a smile. Sasori's eyes was twitching now and he hit his head on his desk, then brought it up, and hit it back on the desk. He did this while saying the words "The bitch hates me, she really fucking hates me" repeatedly since he believed it was his grandmothers fault entirely for all of this.

As Deidara was about to say something, the bell rang. "well damn times fly by, un. see you soon Sasori no Danna~" the blonde purred and ran out the door to his next class. "yo Dei fucking wait up!" the albino chased after him. Other students laughed and walked to their class casually.

Sasori growled and snatched his books, while walking to his social studies class. Why? why? why? He pulled out his cell phone and sent a very ugly text message to Chiyo. He knew that the bitch knew how to text since he was the one who stupidly taught her. Once it was sent he stuffed the phone back in his pocket and kept walking. "My life is a living hell, maybe the hell Chiyo keeps talking about sending me to will actually be like walking through a field of flowers." He said while pulling on his hair a little. He was being made to look like a fool here, what was he going to do? Obviously he didn't fit in here because he wasn't... gay, but that seriously gives the bitches no right to flirt on him and annoy the shit out of him. "Ok, Just go one day for mom and then you can slaughter everyone tomorrow" Sasori whispered. Sasori's mother had gone in a comma two years ago and never woken up. The second she went in it, Sasori had turned into a bastard. he didn't care about people anymore because he wasn't cared for so, he was only returning the favor that god gave to him by putting his mother to sleep forever, unable to even be given the gift of death.

Sasori walked into the classroom and sat down at a random desk in the back

"wow, what déjà vu, un~" a blonde giggled. "Danna, did you pick all your classes with me?" Deidara smirked and sat himself on the edge of the redhead's desk. "ha-ha nice blondie!" Hidan laughed as he took a seat near them in the back.

Sasori sighed "Unfortunately I have no choice but to be stuck with a blonde idiot like you for the time being." Sasori sighed and, since he is so flexible, reached his leg up onto the desk and kicked Deidara off. He smiled innocently when he brought his leg back down and then his eyes flashed and his face was emotionless again.

Deidara landed with and 'oof'."owie Danna! that hurt!" more kids were now filing in. Hidan was now leaning back, laughing his ass off, in his chair. Deidara smirked and pushed his chair fully back. He laughed as Hidan fell to the floor. "YOU BLONDE BITCH!" Deidara laughed and dove behind Sasori. "Danna protect me , unnnnn~"

: "No" Sasori said and moved his desk over so the blonde wasn't behind him now, :You may kill him now Hidan" Sasori said simply before he started to sketch the image of his grandmother in the shadows, holding the thread and succors, he was SOOO going to frame her for this later. Sure it wasn't the best proof that she was out to kill him, granted he drew it himself, but it was the best he had to show to authorities at the moment. Though he wanted to rub it in his grandma's face before showing the police and all them.

"eee!" Deidara squealed as he was chased by his albino friend. "Dannaaaaaa~" the blonde jumped onto the redhead's lap. The teacher walked in at the same moment. He sighed tiredly, "Hidan please sit the hell down and Deidara," he paused and looked at Sasori. "Save sexual harassment for later." the teacher said sitting down. Deidara smirked, "yes Sensei, un~" with that the blonde swiftly stood, all the while brushing against Sasori's crotch. "Ha-ha he's gonna fucking kill you blondie!" Hidan laughed. Deidara smirked and winked.

Sasori's face was red. He wasn't blushing he was pissed. Not only did he tell the brat not to touch him but the brat just technically assaulted him. He. Was. Dead. Sasori's face was hard to see since his hair was casting a shadow over his face. "Later? Oh No. no no dick head there won't be a later because if there is blood will spill and it won't be pretty." Sasori thought but little did he know he had said it aloud as well. Sasori blinked and looked around. Evil eyes shot around the room and he sarcastically say the word "Oops" Then went back to drawing his grandmother who he officially has proof of that she wants to ruin his life.

The teacher cleared his throat and began the lesson. Hidan snickered and continued to pester other students. As for Deidara he was writing something. With a sweet smile he wadded it up into a ball and threw it onto the redhead's desk.

Sasori's eye twitched but he opened up the paper since curiosity had taken over. He quietly wondered what was on the stupid paper the blonde threw at him. Actually he wondered why the blonde was smiling and not scared at the fact of Sasori going to murder him soon.

Deidara was happy at what he wrote on the note. He just hopes he could make it through the rest of the day. On the note: 'Hey Danna~ sorry bout earlier, un. But anyways...what's your favorite subject?" (A/N Does anyway find this to be a lot like damn red heads? It was starting to scare me when we rp'ed this part 0 .o…. Haha…)

Sasori's eye twitched and he scribbled on the paper before quietly wadding it up and throwing it back to the blonde. The paper landed perfectly in front of Deidara without Sasori even looking.

The blonde giggled and opened the note. 'what a silly Danna, un' he thought. his eyes scanned the note.

Sasori's face was emotionless and looking at the teacher who was blabbing on about mummies. The note had said "Well I don't forgive you, brat. I do NOT like being touched by anyone so don't fucking touch me. My favorite subject is art, whether it counts or not."

Deidara gave a quietly yet, cocky laugh. he quickly replied back and tossed it at Sasori's head.

Sasori sighed but opened the paper and scanned the words on it.

On the note Deidara had wrote: 'ha-ha mine too, un. and you'll forgive me soon. What's you opinion on art, un? I believe art is beauty that last only seconds! fleeting, something that comes and goes to leave a memory, un!'

Sasori scoffed and shook his head, disappointing like. He scribbled on the paper for awhile and then carefully and quietly threw it back to the brat.

Deidara hummed lightly and opened the note. his smile changed from a smile to a frown.

On the note it said "What the hell makes you think I would forgive you?" as well as the words, "Fleeting? that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life, and trust me I have heard allot of stupid things. TRUE ART Is something that will live forever and show its wonderful beauty forever. Like Puppets. The never fade and if are treated with care can live forever showing people the true meaning and purpose of them. What's the point of creating something pretty if it just goes away right afterwards? That's stupid and a waste of time."

(WARNING WARNING ART BATTLE BEGINS I REPEAT WARNING)

Deidara scoffed and wrote back, 'But Danna, fleeting is true art, un! Like explosions! it's a BANG, un!' he drew Bang in bold letters and marks around it to make it look more bangish. 'besides if something lasts forever, it'll get boring, un?'

Sasori's face was horrified when he read the note and he wrote back the words, " No the wont brat. People will appreciate the fine craftsmanship and precious time it took to create such wonderful things that will last forever, therefore, will never be boring. When something dies as fast as its born no one will be able to even acknowledge whether the piece of art was actually good or not because it was killed. that is completely a waste."

Deidara smirked, 'sureeee Danna, un. BUT! Art is a bang, un. it's almost like seeing a firework. Everyone likes fireworks, un! They remember them, and besides with such 'eternal' things. they end up on shelves usually collecting dust, un.' he tossed the note back to the redhead.

Sasori frowned deeply; this brat was really pissing him off. "Fireworks are illegal while eternal things sell for millions of dollars everyday because they are worth so much and are valued while fireworks sell for $2:99 at any illegal selling tent in the city." He replied on then note and threw it back at the blonde.

Deidara smirked crookedly. 'that's what gives it the adrenaline rush! it's dangerous, un! people love it, plus it's really pretty! hey Danna, would you go with me to see fireworks, un. cause there's a fair next week~' he threw it on the redhead's desk.

Sasori shook his head in annoyance. "No. I hate fireworks and have not once in my life seen them go off in the sky, I would like to keep it that way." he replied and threw it back on Deidara's desk right as the bell rang. Sasori quickly got his books and left the classroom before Deidara even had a chance to open the note. He was heading for third period and then it was suppose to be lunch so he could defiantly managed some peace and quiet to work on his puppet sketches and frame picture then.

Deidara giggled as he tossed the note in the trash. 'silly silly Danna, un. hm, I guess I'll see him at lunch' Hidan came up from behind the blonde. "Oi blondie! look what I fucking got!" Deidara quirked an eyebrow. "what, un." the albino grinned and handed him a piece of paper. The blonde gaped, "when did you get this, un?" Hidan snickered, "I snuck out of class." Deidara rolled his eyes with a smile, "your so weird, but thanks anyways, un." Deidara smirked as he read over a printed copy of Sasori's schedule.

Sasori quietly stepped into his third period math class and sat in the very back corner, right next to a window. He looked down at his sketch book and began drawing the first outlining look of what his next puppet would be. Even though he tried to stop thinking about it, it still irritated him to no content on how the blonde brat had technically asked him out. He sighed but kept sketching. deep down he wanted to say yes but. When he swore that he wouldn't love anyone again, especially males due to his crazy grandma, he meant it and he is far too proud to back out of that after going with it for two years.

Deidara sighed dreamily in his Geography class. His thoughts were full of the redhead. He giggled inwardly. "is there something funny, Mr. Iwa?" Deidara looked up. "mm, were you talking to me, un?" His teacher shook his head. "your a lost cause sometimes" Deidara smirked and doodled aimlessly in his notebook. 'I will make that redhead gay, un' he thought. 'even if I have to result too desperate measures' he smiled evilly and formed a rather devious plan.

Sasori sighed when the third bell rang later that day and got up. He didn't even bother to go to the cafeteria, instead, Sasori managed to put his books up and made it outside to the front of the school. He breathed in the fresh air and sighed. He liked it out here were the weather was warm with a soft breeze. Sasori looked around for awhile before finding a nice medium sized tree and sitting under it. He leaned against the tree and closed his eyes, letting his thoughts drift away to nothing much but puppets and, even though he would never admit it or show it, the blonde brat. Sasori sighed in relief to the quiet that he has been longing for. He didn't need to eat since he has practiced for years so that maybe he could be like his mom and live for two years with only sleep. She was like a human puppet to him. Only to be showed on display but never used.

Deidara threw his books in his locker. He was overly excited to see Sasori. When he reached the cafeteria he searched relentlessly for the redhead. The blonde frowned as he saw no sign of the adorable redhead. "hey Hidan, did you see Sasori, un?" the albino shook his head and stalked over to their usual table with his food. Deidara gave another glance around and sighed. He sat next to Hidan not even bothering to eat his food, just poke at it with his fork boredly. "hey what's with him?" another shark looking male asked. Hidan turned his head to look at Deidara, "being depressed about not fucking finding that new damn redhead" the other smiled and patted Deidara on his back. "give him time, I'm sure he'll give in soon" Deidara gave a small smile and went to throw his food away.

Sasori's eyes opened when he heard someone sit beside him. Sasori's heart fastened at the thought of Deidara even stalking him here but he relaxed when he, instead of Deidara, saw his childhood friend. "Pein, what are you doing here?" Sasori asked looking at his orange haired friend. Pein smiled slightly. "Sasori, you realized the food is inside right?" Pein said and for the first time in years Sasori laughed. "Naw because it's going to fall out of the sky" Sasori said Sarcastically and Pein's smile grew. "Well you sure did fucking think so when my mom read us that book." Pein said and Sasori rolled his eyes, small smile on face. "Weren't you outside looking at the sky all night?" Pein asked and Sasori laughed again and looked up at the sky. "Plus I think I cried when only rain came." Sasori added and Pein nodded, "Oh yea there was that to."

Finally the bell rang, Deidara sighed and walked to his locker. 'at least I'll be able to see him in the next few classes, un' he thought. That made him smile and rapidly grab his books and rush off to class. Hidan didn't even get a chance to say something to him.

When Sasori got into class he was laughing really. Pein was whispering something in his ear that only Sasori could and it seemed to make the red head laugh. People must have been shocked since Pein was the only one that has made Sasori smile all day. Sasori sat down in a desk beside Pein and pulled out his puppet sketch book. Pein began looking at it while Sasori kept nudging him with his elbow going "Aye? Aye? was I right or was I right?" Pein grinned and slapped Sasori's elbow away. "God Pein-Sama don't gatta be mean about it." Sasori said and rolled his eyes while blowing hair out of his eyes. "Sasori whites this?" Pein asked and Sasori leaned over to see the picture of his evil grandmother that he was still working on. "Oh that's Granny hag only in her demon form that she never shows anyone." Sasori said like it was the worst thing in the world. Sasori and Pein looked at each other and both shivered at the same time, and then quickly closed the red heads sketch book.

Deidara hummed lightly, smiling brightly as he walked to his class. People were chatting like always, only the blonde was unaware of what they were saying. when he reached his class he sat down in his usual seat. "yea! he made him laugh!" Deidara listened in on the conversation. Well he couldn't help being curious and plus they were talking pretty loud. "I know! I didn't think he was capable of such things" "who are you talking about, un?" he finally asked. The two males grinned, "Sasori, we saw him with some orange hair dude, uhm Pein was it?" the other nodded, "yea, apparently he made Sasori laugh. And he hasn't stop- oh look a text." he pressed the open and a picture of Pein whispering into Sasori's ear, making him laugh showed up. "duddddeeee" they both said. Deidara frowned and pouted in his seat. 'why can't that be me, un?' He sighed, barely even paying attention to the teacher who had came in five minutes late.

Sasori grinned at Pein," So you got yourself a girlfriend yet?" Sasori whispered and Pein smiled. "No but I have a pretty good idea on who I want to win over." answered Pein. Sasori tilted his head to the side. True this was a side that pretty much only Pein would be able to bring out now adays. He had known Pein since he was eight so the boy knew his every weakness and strength. "And who is that?" Sasori asked but Pein made a Tsk sound. "I can't tell you Saso-kun~ Its a secret. But I will win that person soon enough.". Sasori crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, though he was still smiling. "Bastard you never tell me anything." Sasori whispered. Pein rolled his eyes "Because when you get mad you blab out secrets so it would only be for safety not to tell you, though I think you know this person." Pein and Sasori shook his head. "Doubt it" was Sasori's only reply before he decided to go emotionless again. Sasori and Peins conversation had somehow made it to a certain blonde's ears during practically all of it.

'hm,' Deidara thought. 'okey so Pein is not gay...so my chances of winning Sasori are still high, un!' the blonde giggled in a cute way out loud. He rested his head on his hands, daydreaming. 'I wonder what his lips would feel like against mine, un' he pondered as he traced his lips lightly.

The bell rang and Sasori stood. Art was next so that would be fun. "Oi, Pein what's your next class?" Sasori asked and Pein replied to the subject of music. "Dammit I got art... fine I will be an anti-social emo jack ass for the entire period. Are you happy? See what you created you bastard?" Sasori snapped but Pein rolled his eyes. "yeah, yeah that's very nice drama king now get to class." and with that Pein left. Sasori grinned and shook his head. He laughed slightly before going emotionless again and leaving to go to art class.

Deidara stood from his seat happily and followed the redhead into the art room. "oh Danna, un~ we get to have art together!" The blonde stated in a cheery voice. "will you sit by me please, un. I promise not to bother you!" Deidara pleaded as he gestured to a seat where he was gonna sit. The blonde put on a cute face, "please Danna, un~"

Sasori stared at Deidara for a minute or two but sighed in defeat and walked over," Fine, but I swear if you bug me even the slightest bit I'm moving" Sasori snapped and sat next to the blonde. Inside his heart was beating so fast and he tried to ignore so on the outside he didn't care the slightest bit.

Deidara smiled brightly and squealed quietly. Happily, he sat next to the redhead. 'I guess this is the first steps, un' Deidara thought. He nodded slightly to himself. Once class had began the teacher told them it was a free day. Meaning, you could draw or whatever fitted you best. As usual the blonde went to a cabinet and pulled out a bag full of clay. The blonde hummed and stalked over to his seat. With a plop he opened the bag and let the smell of clay fill his nose. Clay always calmed and excited him at the same time. He gleefully reached in and pulled some clay out, beginning to work on a sculpture of a bird.

Sasori stood up and went into the back room. He came out with what seemed like only wood and a wig but, within five minutes of working on it, it already looked like a damn good puppet. By now Sasori was checking it's arms making sure they wouldn't fall off or anything.

END OF CHAPTER

Ok so we rp'ed all of chapter one yesterday and I didn't realize just how much that really was until I got it up her. Wow I hope you guys enjoy our long and hard work that we stayed up until five in the morning typing :D! We are probably going to be rp'ing chapter two today so it should be out soon (I hope).

Wow, looking back at our work I say we did a pretty good job. Plus the fact that it was fun made things a whole lot easier.

In Chapter two you will be seeing a new face, though he is in most of my stories, and I will be playing him but I'm not allowed to tell you who he is. By the way, in case you didn't know, I was Sasori and Akatsuki4Ever303 was Deidara. We were also a few other people but I don't feel like naming them.

Review for us and Bye bye for now~