221B Texts
Author Note: This is a prompt from RainyDays-and-DayDreams that I thought I'd have a go at. I hope that it isn't too terrible. Enjoy *fingers crossed* xx
We need milk. SH
John. We need milk. SH
John. We require milk urgently. SH
John. The flat is burning and I need milk to put out the flames. SH
John. SH
I need milk now John! SH
John. I have found it hard to admit my feelings to you before but I have to tell you now, as the building burns around me; I love you John. SH
You what?! JW
I knew that would get your attention. We need milk. The fingers in the microwave aren't covered fully and the experiment will be compromised if the milk isn't topped up quickly. SH
Get your own bloody milk, Sherlock! I'm busy! JW
Whatever you are doing has to be dropped. I need the milk. SH
John. SH
John. SH
John. SH
John. SH
Bloody hell Sherlock! Just go and buy your own milk! There's money in the jar. Stop bothering me! JW
Which jar? SH
THE jar. The one that we keep the emergency money in. The only jar in the entire flat that we keep money in. JW
This jar would be situated where exactly? SH
Guess. JW
I never guess John, I observe. Considering that you don't cook you spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Last night you informed me that you were going on a date with a girl that I deduced to be a co-worker. You went to the kitchen before you left and walked out holding your wallet so the jar must be in the kitchen. You organised the kitchen neatly, as any soldier would, with everything in a certain place. You are very skilled in hiding things and even a little change for rainy days would be hidden correctly. The jar must be in a place that wouldn't look suspicious. Next to the bread bin. SH
You should have known that already. Wait, you deleted it didn't you? JW
Sherlock? JW
OoO
John. I need you now! SH
Where are you? JW
Baker Street. SH
What do you need? JW
No time to explain. SH
That is the last time that I ever rush to the flat. JW
It was an urgent matter. I appreciate you coming. SH
Getting your phone from the other side of the room isn't urgent Sherlock! I left Sarah alone in the clinic! JW
She's used to be alone. It's perfectly fine. SH
OoO
I've booked us a quiet table in your corner of Angelo's. Dinner? JM
I'm preoccupied this evening. SH
Don't lie to me Sherlock. I don't like being lied to. JM
I'm fully aware of the fact. I love the shoes by the way. Who were they, Harry or George? SH
Harry. He lied Sherlock. JM
He's very comfortable. SH
Though I do love our sexting sessions I have people to destroy. See you at 7 sweetie. JM
OoO
Greg has a case for you. Double homicide at Paddington. JW
Who? SH
Greg, Greg Lestrade. The Detective Inspector. Never mind, just come quickly. JW
Busy. SH
Doing what? This is a double homicide Sherlock. You're normally here before I hear. JW
Busy. SH
Shut up! Get here now. JW
Now, Sherlock! JW
Sherlock? JW
It was the butler. We need milk. SH
Author Note: So that was that. I was just messing with your idea there Rainy. I hope that it wasn't too terrible. Just some everyday texts I think that they'd send. I hope you enjoyed it and if you did then give it a review and a favourite.
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