dont own naruto if i did...hmmm if i did... o.o

summary: Sasodei with some twists...and yaoiness im shit at summarys ^ ^

The red head boy worked quietly on his puppets.

The blonde worked on his sculptures "say danna un..."

Sasori looked over at his blonde "yes?"

"Ever wonder about going on holiday away from work and the others?" he asked looking back at Sasori his one visable blue eye shinning.

"Well no...but if its with you yes."he smiled.

"Tobi want to go to!" yelled the masked boy running into the art couple's bedroom.

"i heard Tobi's begging" said Itachi walking in.

"i heard Itachi's curousity" said Kisame walking in.

"sempai and Sasori are going away on holdiay and were all going!" tobi yelled excitedly.

"all of us realy? wouldnt that cost alot of money?" said Kisame.

"i heard Money" said kakuzu walking in.

Deidara groaned.

Hidan walked in "what the fuck is with all the yelling bitch's"

"Tobi says were all going away on some vacation or somthing" said the Uchiha

"Will pein allow it"

"Who spoke my name" said Pein standing at the bedroom door.

"Can we all go away on a vacation?" asked Kisame.

"Actualy it was supposed to be me and Danna un.."

"shut it blondie" snarled Hidan.

Deidara red head chuckled "dont worry hun..im sure it will be great.."Deidara smiled "i guess so"

"Yea whatever konan wants to go away aswell so we'll be going to" said Pein.

"FUCK YEA! PART-AYYYYYY"yelled Hidan pulling the rock sighn and a high pitched voice.

"..oh its gonna be just like spring break.."giggled Itachi clappings his hands and jumping up and down. Kisame smirked at walked away.

"right now thats settled...all of you get the hell out our room unless you want gay porn in front of your very eyes"said Sasori with a crooked sexy all left but Hidan.

"GET OUT UN!"yelled Deidara. Hidan chuckled and left.

The next morning the akatsuki were all packing there suitcases in their room.

"i realy only wanted us two to go danna un"

"dont worry babe..it will be..fun...the hotel...the pool...the resturants...the sex on the beach"

Deidara went red "danna im sure thats ilegal"

Sasori smirked "actualy i was talking about the drink thats called sex on the beach"

Deidara hit him playfully "tch you basterd!"

"Awww Dei Dei you hurt me bad" said the red head dramaticly.

The blonde chuckled finishing his packing. Sasori closed his suitcase and held it in his hand Deidara did the same.

"WILL YOUS TWO LOVER BOYS GET A FUCKING MOVE ON THE PLANE LEAVES IN 2 Hours!

yelled a pissed off Hidan.