Here is some random crack. Hope you like it.
I do not own Naruto.
There is more than one reason as to why Naruto and Sasuke hate cell-phones.
Grammar
"I have a problem with you Sasuke."
"Why?"
"Your too perfect"
"*you're"
"Exactly."
Compliments
"Dear Sasuke, if I was to pick a rose for each time I love you I would have to be in a garden forever.
"You are the stems to my flower."
"You're beautiful :)"
"..Sasuke? reply"
"Naruto, get a girlfriend or a life."
Forwardness
"Hey, text me when you're cumming."
"Sorry Naruto but with the size of your dick you'll never get that text."
"...BITCH.."
"lol you still love me! 3"
"FUCK YOU"
"There goes another thing that you can't do..."
Concern
"Text me when you get back home"
"TEXT ME NOW"
"Are you there?"
"Naruto, I'm driving!"
"DON'T TEXT WHILE DRIVING!"
"But you- ...nevermind"
Competition
"I can't wait until you come over tonight baby I'm going to fuck you so hard!"
"...Naruto.."
"Oh.. Sorry Kiba, I ment to send that to Sasuke..."
"It's ok man, let's see who can make his boyfriend scream the loudest!"
"KIBA! OMG you're sick and twisted! ...Ok, you're on!"
Driving
"How long 'till you get here Naruto?
"God says 10 minutes baby."
"I trust him."
"..Just in case thought what does your GPS says?"
"...I hate you.."
Lost
"Dude, you left your phone at my house!"
"..."
"Hello?"
"...Sasuke?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?"
"Oh wait..."
Games
"Sasuke, let's play the random game!"
"Is this just an excuse for you to tell me that you want to sleep with me?"
"Shit."
"Thought so."
Confessions
"OMG Kiba! I love Sasuke so much, how do I tell him?"
"You just did, this is Sasuke dumbass."
"... This is so not happening.."
"Ahahah pick you up at 7?"
"REALLY? :D"
"LOL, no. Stop stalking me and get rid of my number."
Ignoring
"Sasuke can you just please liste to me?"
"What?"
"I like you ok? And I think that something is missing in my hart"
"I think it's an E."
Chimic
"Hey teme, text me when you're on your way!"
"Potassium."
"What the hell?"
"On the periodic table the simble for potassium in K..."
"Oh... you're such a nerd."
Patience
"Outside your house"
"Getting out of the car"
"Knocking on door"
"Back in the car"
"Whatching you"
"NARUTO! STOP TEXTING ME! I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!"
"...Still watching you."
"That's it, I'm calling the cops."
Insomnia
"... Hey Naruto, are you awake?"
"Yeah, you?"
"No, I'm texting you in my sleep."
"Shit! Really?"
"Why do I even talk to you?"
Amor vincit omnia
"Hey, are you doing anything today?"
"Umm who is this? I have like three contacts with the name "asshole"."
"This is Sasuke and we're breaking up."
"SHIT I'M SORRY SASUKE I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR OMG DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME!"
"..."
"... I love you babe?"
"Yeah, you better."
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