kenshiro walked up to a turkey. he touched that turkey. the turkey exploded. he brought it home and ate it for thanksgiving dinner with his family. He accidently touched his sons arm when passing the turkey. he exploded and died. kenshiro took out an axe to murder his wife for no reason but the axe exploded and the shards of metal embedded into his daughter s face killing her. kenshiro touched his forehead and his brains splattered all over the wall.

WOW, THIS IS AMAZING! exclaimed Bruce Campbell. MY BEST WORK YET! He logged onto and submitted his entry. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE THIS IS! I VE READ IT TEN BILLION TIMES ALREADY AND IT S STILL SO ORIGINAL!1!1111111111! Ten hours later, he stopped playing Touhou and logged back onto . He received a message from one of the Admins, which stated This is a horrible piece of *$%#, I mean, I know most of our users aren t exactly the best writers in the world, but at least they can offer up something more than this crap. We cannot risk the poor innocent eyes of our viewers to be tainted by this absolute garbage. Try again.

Bruce Campbell learned the Fist of the North Star in 0.02 milliseconds and used his powers to inflict destruction onto his lower chest cavity, as he screamed His stomach exploded and he collapsed and laid on the ground, dead.

The end!