Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I didn't create Harry, except in my dreams.

Tap, tap, tap.

"Would you please stop that Ronald," said Hermione.

"Sorry," Ron replied and stopped taping his quill tip on the table. The trio was studying in the library. It was the night before a big transfigurations test and Hermione was in a frenzy because she had only been studying 'hard' for it for about a week.

Ron took out a package of Bertie Botts and began devouring them. Occasionally he would make a face when he got a bad one, and Harry would give a silent chuckle. Hermione didn't look up but gave a growl which made them stop. Ron started trying to clean his teeth. He made that slurpish noise that is made when the tongue is pulled down over the top teeth. Slurp, slurp, slurp.

"Would you stop! Are you trying to make me mad? Are you trying to ruin my life by making me fail this test? Huh? Are you?"

"Sorry," said Ron looking down.

Time went by and Ron and Harry started playing tic-tac-toe on Harry's notes once Hermione started breathing regularly again. Harry won and did a silent victory dance which he stopped in mid-dance after a glare from Hermione.

"Do you care about your grades? You know I can't help you on the test. How did I ever become friends with you," said an exasperated Hermione.

"You know we never study. It's called cramming an hour before the test. And we became friends because we saved you from a troll remember," explained Harry.

"You only 'saved' me because you, Ron," at this point she turned to glare at Ron, "were rude and made fun of me and then locked me in the bathroom with the troll!"

"Let's not get into this now. You have to study." Harry did not want her to get going. Hermione was almost as bad as Mrs. Weasley once she got going. Hermione just glared again and went back to studying. The other two started looking at their notes pretending to study them.

A few minutes later, two 5th year Hufflepuffs took a spot nearby and proceeded to start snogging. Very noisily. Hermione finally snapped.

"WOULD YOU GET A ROOM!!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!! IT'S FOR LEARNING. MAGIC. NOT ANATONMY!"

Ron and Harry just looked at each other as the couple broke apart and ran away. Hermione was fuming. Ron suppressed a laugh.

"I can't possibly study now! Stupid 5th years. Can you believe them." Hermione keep mumbling as she packed up her things and put her bag on her shoulder. "Are you guys coming," snapped Hermione as she turned to go back to the dormitory.