Texts between captains

My friend and I have had a running funny text streak. It's kind of hard to explain, but I'll try. My friend introduced me to bleach a while ago, let me borrow the books and discs etc. I like the topic a lot, as well as the Japanese theme. We started out calling each other the Japanese versions of our names. Then we decided to write a few stories based of bleach. We used our favourite characters and made a few, that are based off us. They are Yoake Hantā (me) and Chihiro Mitsubishi (my friend). They are both captains in the seireitei and have been for some time. We made it up as we went along, it starts with my friend apologising for whacking me during tennis.

These are the texts between us that started about 2 months ago messing around as the two characters. The spelling and grammar is wrong a lot, but we were texting and, in my case, not reading before sending. There are a few references to mature contents but nothing crazy. The language later on gets quite heated.

CM - Sorry

YH - You should be subordinate. Now paperwork time. NO interruptions...

CM - hey, im captain, i give the orders around here! You do the paperwork!

YH - no, im joined captain of 10, with my boyfriend toshi.

CM - yeah but still. Ive been captain for longer so i have more power. Anyway, youre disturbing me, go away or i'll pummel your ass into hell!

YH - I'm a child prodigy, like toshi. Young, but very very strong. He's ice, im fire, i'll whip your ass. Now, shut up. Paperwork time for the two of us.

CM - yes. Ok... im fire too...

YH - Grrrr. Now ahhh.

YH - Shhh, stupid phone!

CM - haha. Theres only one way to settle this and thats to fight fire with fire!

YH - Shhhhhh! Shut up! *evil glare* shut up. Do not disturb me!

CM - Soz guurly. We shall discuss this later when i whoop your asr

CM - *ass

YH - Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Grrrrr.

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CM - Arg! I just want the internet so i can read all the chapters and catch up with you, and possibly overtake you, subbordinate!

YH - tit tut tit. Poor you. Maybe while im in Italy you can catch up...

CM - haha! Great plan!, subordinate.

YH - have you fothoten im a captain. With a very powerful boyfriend.

CM - im a captain too, with a very powerful zanpacto! And im much stronger than your boyfriend, so ne ne!

YH - my boyfriend and i share the rarest of bonds. I can fight with both his and my zanpacto and the other way round. 2 captain level child prodigys v you. Hmmm i win!

CM - NOOOOOO THATS NOT FAIR! I CHALLANGE YOU TO A GLAIRING CONTEST!

YH - thats why we are joined captains. And its as fair as life. That great ultra rare bond we share. Does a bit more than that but i wont make you jealous...

CM - whatevs... me and akon have a bond. A double bond! Teehee

YH - whats it do? I doubt it'd be what i got coz its ultra rare. Like 1 in 100,000,000.

CM - thats a big number! My zanpacto's shikai turns into a blade of fire, kinda like old man yama's, and the bankai is a giant female fire demon! And i control it using my body!

YH - My zanpacto is a fire blade and surrounding area on fire. Bankai is a loin with fire mane. Bankai with toshi is purple dragon frozen fire.

CM - frozen fire? I find it funny how we call him toshi, if we said that to his face he'd probably flip

YH - i call him toshi coz he's my boy. You, no, he would flip. Frozen fire. Its fire that burns cold... hard to explain over txt.

CM - yeah. Sorry Captain Hitsugaya, but you two should be more respectful to me too ya know. Respect your elders!

YH - *cough cough* im older than you! As is toshi.

CM - No. Im captain of squad 12, Chihiro Mitsubishi, and ive been captain for over 100 years so yeah!

YH - were only called child prodigys coz we started young. We've kept our youthful looks.

CM - yeah, so've i, thankfully. I don't want to look like a huge bag of raisins

YH - well, we both look teen ish. He's grown a few inches taller than me now. Frozen at the age of 18 in looks, but wisdom of a very long time...

CM - Me too. But my looks have been frozen at about 24

YH - oldy. Now where's that white head cold boy of mine?

CM - hey, im not old! Im only about 90 or 100 years older then you...

YH - you are an oldy!

CM - IM NOT OLD!

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Hope you enjoyed that! There is more and if I get a few nice comments I will type and post them.

NS